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Anastasia Beaverhausen

@semisophrosyne.bsky.social
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Lover of Peanut Butter. Insomniac. First Wife Kid. Favorite Little Shit Stirrer. AB, a marshmallow on fire. I do NOT embrace sexism, racism, or bigotry.

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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 1h
The cost of cremation is cheaper than my monthly health insurance premiums
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 14h
I just completed my 8th iron infusion in a year last Thursday and tonight my arms are restless, the sign my ferritin has bottomed out again. I just need a little break.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 15h
Chocolate chip muffin and warm apple cider while standing against the kitchen counter is a superb depression dinner. 10/10 ⭐️
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23h
Brought all my friends with me today 💜
Beaded bracelets on a left wrist of a pale women that say “hey boo,” “hold on,” “forever,” (hold on, forever), “keep swimming,” and “Binxie” (Mean Cat)
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m in a lot of depression and it’s not so good down here, boss
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don’t have to worry about me when I’m angry and yelling. You have to worry about me when I’m angry and calm.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the IT guy told me “have a good rest of your life” and honestly, I hope so
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would too.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete Hegseth wants to be cool so bad and it’s soooo cringey
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lady at Ponak’s said she won’t take less than 6 figures salary bc the cost of living ………
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The oldest and most crotchety old man got on the elevator with me and literally used his cosy and arm to block anyone else from getting on the elevator saying “this is how covid is spread. You all wanting to pile in on each other.” Meanwhile, he wasn’t wearing a fucking mask.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk how I’m going to meet the expectation of seeing 8 therapy patients per day, in an 8 hour day
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes bc I like to rub salt in my open emotional wounds
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think Noah Kahan just wants me to feel my feelings all the time huh
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming into the pulmonary clinic reeking of straight weed is boss 💨
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think my neighbor out yonder is a dog breeder. They got like 90 yappy little rug dogs in that backyard. Like a sea of fluff
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BLahhhhhhhhh
Girl in a backyard hammock with only her thighs showing and she’s wearing cream colored pajama pants with orange green and gray pumpkins and describing pics is hard when you cannot feel your hands
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I could tell that man was used to everyone fawning over him, but AB don’t play poker bc AB doesn’t have a goddamn poker face
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fifteen milligrams and forget I have hands
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There’s a bee in the car with me. All the windows open hoping he flies out 😬
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two wins and a huge fucking loss. I wish I still drank.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FINALLY A MOTHERFUCKING WIN
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw a “service animal” vest on a dog carried by a teen today. The vest said “don’t talk to me. Don’t touch me.” The touch makes sense but the talk?
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just bc I’m mindlessly scrolling TikTok does not mean I want to be interrupted and spoken to
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it’s bc I’ve been sick and worked from 8-6, but I’m a sensitive little marshmallow and I just want to runaway and hide from it all
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate being part of a system that is designed to oppress. It’s disgusting.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would sacrifice my soul to Satan if it would make the sweating stop 🥵
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The boy dog got one of my cough drops, and as it turns out, he’s NOT a menthol man
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sucks to be sick when you’re already chronically sick, like, bro. I had plans this weekend to bring out the Halloween decor. Rude.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twenty-year-old me would be surprised we stayed alive and that we care what people think of us about half as much as we did and that we wear patterned tights in the winter and don’t care what anyone thinks about them
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sent a text asking for chicken teriyaki noodles and it corrected “noodles” to “cuddles” My phone knows me so well
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have air hunger so bad that I’m afraid if I fall asleep I’ll die and I know I’m supposed to thank my body for being strong while it attacks itself but what the fuck, bro
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally bought a self-portrait 🖼️
A colorful print of a marshmallow on fire next to a little matchbox. A handwritten thank you note from the artist that says “Thank you [redacted with a finger] ! Enjoy  Scott and some fun little designs that look like the universe
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A bunch of birds flew off a power line and my kid says, “That’s a murder of birds.”
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If your shorts are so short that you’re constantly picking them out of your crotch pls wear more comfortable shorts Unless you like the picking, I guess
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This head cold is taking me out today. Moved from my throat to my head and that’s just really rude
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Since the federal takeover, he spends four nights a week pedaling his bike up and down the same streets, recording agents as they arrest his neighbors. On the scene, he lists rights for people getting arrested and asks if they’d like him to contact anyone..." www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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He worked at NASA. Now he tails federal law enforcement on D.C. streets.
A group that has tracked the activity of federal officers since the president’s crackdown has previously been private about the effort.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s bananas to me that if you are 19 with a parent with addiction you have to try to track that parent down to make them fill out a FAFSA even though that parent didn’t raise you.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a beautiful July morning it is here in Kansas City 🥰
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goddamnit, Jasmine Crocket 😡
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Secrets Lives of Mormon Wives— Love Taylor. She desperately needs help and I truly hope she gets it. Jen is immature and it’s painful.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gal at Scooters told me she liked my dimples, so I’m holding onto that little compliment
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republican majority for twenty years did this.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gas jumped this morning from $3.95 to $4.29. Go fuck yourself.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey media, we don’t need to see EVERYTHING, especially without a good trigger warning or sensitive material warning 👍🏻
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zeke66 @zeke66.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's recall product is hand soap. It could have bacteria in it. 15 states. It never ends.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I lied at work today on purpose in a way that made me feel really good
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My head hurts so bad today from the constant drilling and hammering and I want to go home but without the constant ringing in my left ear from yesterday’s constant drilling and hammering
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a suicide prevention training with the video about how To Write on Her Arms started 😭 💜 store.twloha.com
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But have we heard Mitch talk? Bc he looked better in the proof of life hospital photo than he did today 💀
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