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Andrew Turley

@aturls.bsky.social
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this is a regrettable development aka casio_juarez in other universes, aturls@macaw.social on mastodon, aturls.08 on signal kansas city adjacent do not ask me to quantify the sublime

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 8h
"We have guns too" isn't a bad campaign slogan to run against MAGA, gotta be honest
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 14/10/2026
October 13 - Cycles and cycles.
Compressed cardboard with clear labeling from a grocery store stacked next to blue, red, and unpainted shipping pallets.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 15h
Love it
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 17h
Drawing of two effects pedals. First in the chain is called “ADHD” and it has two knobs for “inattentive” and “hyperactive.” The second pedal is called “blur” and it has knobs for “intensity” and “axis.”
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Acknowledging that disabled people exist and making fashionable clothes specifically for our needs feels kind of unprecedented.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Holy shit ASOS released an adaptive clothing line specifically for people with disabilities?!?!!! Magnets instead of buttons, special pockets and holes to hold wearable medical devices that have tubes, and zippers to make them more comfortable for wheelchair users. www.asos.com/women/fashio...
A woman in a wheelchair with a brown suit that has zippers on the leg openings A woman in a wheelchair with a grey marbled dress
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 20h
you give me the vibe you know the exact number of your IQ
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 20h
My parents had me tested but never told me the number and I am forever grateful
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im nicebat 👼🦇 <— CATSCRATCH FEVER 🌡️ @nicebart.bsky.social · 20h
I’m going to bawl. I fucking hate it here
In a text message from April 2022, Mitte wrote,
"Looking for interesting stuff to do, getting a lot of scripts where I would be a prop and they don't want to give any depth, 3 lines if that. I'm writing my own s-t now."
The situation didn't improve four months later, when he wrote, "Just doing animation, no one wants me on screen... it's annoying as f—k."
He also detailed getting overlooked by casting directors because of his disability.
"When I go for a part, they sometimes tell me that it's not a character with a disability, and I'm like why can't the character be disabled?" he wrote in April 2017.
"They get real uncomfortable when I say that," he added.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was at a synth store in Japan that had a few and I kind of wished I had picked some up because they were cheaper over there
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will say it with my full chest — Krispy Kreme ain’t that good.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good luck today
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Breaking Bad" actor dying at least in part due to the fact that being disabled in the US is fucking expensive might be the most on-the-nose thing ever
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm trying to convince myself that "bedside synthesizer" is a thing I deserve and not a needless indulgence
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nothing but respect for JMT, this a totally a "me" problem
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The thing about boutique noise synths is that if you look at the specs long enough you start to think you could probably DIY them out of a matrix mixer and a few cheap guitar pedals from AliExpress www.perfectcircuit.com/jmt-synth-dn...
perfectcircuit.com
DNVO-2 Multi-Oscillator Noise Synth
Building on the original DVNO-1, the DVNO-2 from JMT Synths is a desktop noise synth based around a multi-oscillator feedback network.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drying flowers in a vase
A sketch of a vase with small flowers
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One of my funny bits is nonchalantly telling wine nerds that I lived in California
A bottle of Turley wine sitting on a counter
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[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"I have a designer human. They call it a honkydoodle. He's hypoallergenic."
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"He's a Hil-dashian mix, I have to kick him in the chest every few hours to keep his heart beating"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would have been a garbage man And in 2015 I gave a talk on garbage collection, so I think I did pretty well youtu.be/kpW4lCwQWHc?...
youtu.be
Andrew Turley on Incremental Mature Garbage Collection Using the Train Algorithm
YouTube video by PapersWeLove
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 13/10/2026
interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? me: \vspace*{40pc}
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagining aliens with "pure bred human" pets Just some Hapsburg-assed motherfuckers eating dirt and bleeding out from paper cuts
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump has said he wants to throw a rally for Roger Marshall and all I want to know is how I can donate money to make that happen
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philpax @philpax.me · 12/10/2026
anticapitalist.party/@ahihi/11742...
3d diagram modeled after the "shield of the trinity" but about Linux audio subsystems. in the center is PipeWire, outside are ALSA, JACK, PulseAudio and also PipeWire, forming a tetrahedron. all the outside nodes connect to each other with edges labeled "is not", and to the center PipeWire with "is".
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The recurring dream where I've been skipping class and the final is tomorrow
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Somebody should check on this guy (picture from July 2022, somewhere in Kansas)
A black sign in a field with red letters that say "kill relativism" and white letters below that saying "not babies"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I was a different person then, the causal link you are implying is illusory"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, government can provide some useful service and get a few things done, and you might be able to trust some individuals within the government, but under no circumstances should you "trust the government"
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If they get away with this, NO naturalized person will ever be safe from a regime that hates them. That would make us a completely different country.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching a judge become an anarchist in real-time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remember seeing this photo as a child (during the “Harry potter is witchcraft” moral panics) & thinking like “wow people are ridiculous”. now with sportsbetting I’m understanding what it’s like to see a stupid vice grow & wreak havoc on the community & wanting desperately for it to be ended
black & white historical photograph of a group 10 posed around a sign that reads “lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours”
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[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Updated for the modern era
An picture of some old timey prohibitionist women that has been artfully edited to say:

Fingers That
Touch DraftKings
Shall Not
Touch Boobs
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok but "mom tarts" are just the way some R Crumb-assed motherfucker would talk about MILFs
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't have answers here, I'm trying to think through what I'm willing to do on my own versus what I'll outsource And once I outsource it, it automatically becomes a bit of a black box I don't mix my own in for my sketches I don't make my own paper I'm thinking about the edges of what's "mine"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A few months back I used Claude to turn a Pure Data patch into an Arduino program I could run on a standalone piece of hardware so that I could turn a sampler into a granular synth It's something I could have done on my own if I had time but I'd been putting off for years
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't want to use gen AI to do the creative pieces for me But if it can help me build tools that I can use to make things I want to make? Well, I have to admit that's intriguing
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dunno how many folks are following this M-Vave FM-1 alternative firmware thing, but i feel like it explores some of the edges of how generative AI might be used to develop tools that help folks be more creative youtu.be/cM1ubk7JQ3E?...
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Bad Gear - BIG BRANDS have a PROBLEM!!!
YouTube video by AudioPilz
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's the superpower we're stuck with
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ACAB But don't worry cops are different now
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Folks who are suspicious of anything that makes them happy are the best equipped to navigate an age of generated images and disinformation
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That "Yandex data center goes down and right wing bit traffic plummets" story tickled all my assumptions in a way that should have automatically made me very suspicious
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 12/10/2026
guys that cloudflare chart is about automated content crawling not social media bots, Yandex is an indexing site, when one of its DCs go down they do less crawling of the web. please learn to read.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I spent enough time getting chased out of completely unused spaces when I skated there, so I'm not saying everybody has to stay out But when folks show up I kind of think the correct thing is to go play with your football somewhere else
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's insane how frequently chud car enthusiasts invent Italian Futurism from first principles
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welcome to BlueSky, shorties run this town
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kansas City Post July 26,1915
P1- MR. TRUE IS AT THE POLICE STATION, STANDING BEFORE THE MAGISTRATE 
MAGISTRATE :YOU ARE FINED $50. FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

WE CAN SEE THE OFFICER STANDING TO THE LEFT IN THE PANEL, HE HAS A BLACK EYE

P2- MR. TRUE IS LEAVING THE POLICE STATION 
MR. TRUE: IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY!
ANY OFFICER THAT GETS ABUSIVE TO NEWSBOYS AND PEDDLERS AIN'T FIT FOR THE FORCE.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope you're all enjoying movies this weekend
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've been told to stay off the skateboard for a bit longer but sometimes when I take my son to the skate park I'll bring my sketch book and scratch something down (Rolling Magic in Lenexa and Penn Valley in Kansas City)
A very rough sketch of a skate park with trees in the backgroundA very rough sketch of a skate park with ramps and a table and benches
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