[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 1hNo, it's cool. I'm not trying to watch my stories, girls. 150
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 3hStarting to watch The Outsider series on HBO. I watched maybe half of The Fall of the House of Usher, but it really didn't grab me the same way that either Midnight Mass or The Haunting of Hill House did. 000
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 7hKidney procedure is scheduled for next Tuesday! I get to take a magical anesthesia nap! 5180
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 10hLady in front of me on the way to the grocery store was brushing her teeth with an electric toothbrush while driving. I have so many questions. 030
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 11hThere is only one thing that can fix my kidney and back issues, and it's probably more piercings. 130
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 12hI don't think my mitochondria (the powerhouses of my cells) are working. 120
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listen. We've been doing this for 250 years, and we just keep getting bad results. It's time to give up on voting and find a way to select new leaders using sportsbetting, Bitcoin, and Zack Snyder movies. This is the only way. 121
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tonight's Dinner: Spicy Brazilian Coconut Chicken Tonight's Album: "Louder Now" by Taking Back Sunday 060
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally got around to mowing the lawn. The "grass" is long and damp enough that my batteries (which are nearing the end of their useful lives) couldn't even make it through the front yard. Guess it's gonna take two more charges to finish the front and back. RIP in peace, me. 040
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nothing gets me amped up to ruin a slime's life like the DQ11 battle music. 041
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have to call and start a short-term disability claim today. Paperwork is my least favorite adult activity to manage, and this kidney business is requiring too much of it. 180
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chuck coming through with the late night donkey content we all crave 020
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lanterns finale was very good, but it would have been incomparably great with 20% more Sinestro. 000
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No one who sees the Ebenezer movie will be allowed to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. 010
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It wouldn't be a Sunday night at my house if my pee wasn't a weird color. 🥳 000
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think Sam Altman should accept some bad things happening, too. 000
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Etch this on my grave marker. You can put them in any fucking city, and they will always be the shittiest fucking shitfucks. 020
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Because ACAB includes the Green Lantern Corps, we should all get behind the notion that Sinestro represents the fictional "good cop" that stands up to the system to do what's right. In this essay... 010
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whalefall is scarier to me than Jaws, because I'm confident I could take a great white shark in a fight. 140
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I no longer root for the Chiefs in any real capacity, but I will 100% root against the fucking Raiders until I'm dead (in 14 years). 020
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I haven't been to The Midland in a long time. Nicer than I remember. 5170
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In Luke's America, you can go to the hospital and get a walk-in appointment for a laser lithotripsy if you get there right when they open. 160
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I will pay any of you science nerds to convert my physical form from the current busted flesh to just being a talking brain in a jar. It doesn't even have to be all the brain. Idgaf 010
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Being an adult means coming home and eating pineapple for a snack instead of the box of Hot Tamales in your pantry. (I will definitely eat Hot Tamales afterwards.) 120
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I figure out a way to monetize my back pain, it's over for you hoes. 050
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tonight's Dinner: Fall Apple Cider Pork Roast with Mashed Yukon Gold Potatoes and Roasted Garlic Parmesan Asparagus Tonight's Album: "Unplugged" by Alice in Chains 030
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Bride vs The Crazy 88static.klipy.comThe Bride's Bloody Standoff in Kill BillAlt: The Bride's Bloody Standoff in Kill Bill 191
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My house is currently at 69° (nice). The ceiling fan is on. I'm wearing shorts. If it would just stay like this forever, I would probably want to die less (on average). 140
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, Sharks. My business proposal is gutter covers, but they go on the bottom of your couch and keep dog toys from rolling into No Dog's Land. Bidding starts at $1MM. 130
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if we kissed under the cabinet where I keep my pain meds? 361
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gave the dogs baths this morning, and you'll never guess which one is an absolute terror to clean. 010
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Are we really voting on a fucking monorail? Such a fucking Shelbyville idea. 220
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Groin hurts this morning, then I hurt my back while aggressively mopping my filthy floors. There is no god. 000
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just put tattoo aftercare gel on my toothbrush, if you're wondering how things are going over here. 🤢 350
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I hope Jesse and The Rippers are reuniting for the Ozzfest revival next year. 030
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*Sheryl Crow voice intensifies* 🎶 All I wanna do, is go to bed 🎶 040
Reposted by [HALLOWEEN NAME]im nicebat 👼🦇 dead dove do not eat @nicebart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If me and my friends saw any rape apologists outside we would’ve killed them with hammers I can tell you that much 0223
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Time to watch one of the all-time greatest PG-rated movies, Poltergeist. A film for children of all ages. 3110
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tonight's Dinner: Peanut Butter Waffles Tonight's Album: "Wildflowers & All The Rest" by Tom Petty (for @tarantical.bsky.social) 030
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've received six (6) dollars from Nielsen for completing the brief survey that was mailed to me. Thankful for this supplemental income while I'm off work. #Blessed 040
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've decided that Buick owners need to band together and start exchanging cute knickknacks for our dashboards to compete with Jeep folks. Do they still make Precious Moments figurines? 160
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There is no living creature as slow as a senior citizen at the pharmacy counter. 481
[HALLOWEEN NAME] @poopfoot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wanting to go get groceries, but one of the two prescriptions that were ordered yesterday is still being filled at the Hy-Vee pharmacy, and I don't want to make two trips. Woe is me. 010
