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alex green

@atothegreen.bsky.social
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recent butterfly enthusiast. music producer / recording engineer and occasional maker of ramen, pizza, and other unnecessarily complicated foods based out of queens, ny. will make you soup if you ask nicely.

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just your everyday standard retired NFL offensive lineman
John Urschel just showed that the growth factor for Gaussian elimination with partial pivoting is ~n^{1/2} with high probability, resolving a long-standing conjecture of Nick Trefethen! https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.06785
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social, this may be relevant to your interests
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 29/08/2026
@YaGrandmaPeach
People on Twitter: Having decorative pillows makes you a part of the borgeouisie(?)
People in real life: Hey man how’s it going?
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kids: 1 KIDS Act: 0
Reddit post in r/teenager showing an ID for Ramses II and claiming they used it to evade age-verification
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my Civ VI game gets really interesting
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 01/07/2026
Share a photo of your physical video game collection to scare a PlayStation executive 👇
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/06/2026
a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
how tf do you lose a giraffe
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My favorite childhood memory is having energy.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/06/2026
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
niche knicks nyc content
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/05/2026
JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.
Two transgender MSPs elected to Holyrood in first for Scottish parliament
Dr Q Manivannan and Iris Duane secured regional list seats for the Scottish Green Party.
David Young
Friday 08 May 2026 17:52 EDT
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Max Woolf @minimaxir.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reddit post: In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Happy star wars day to all who celebrate
Darth vader: you there boy! What day is it?

Luke: [getting force-lightninged by palpatine] today? Why it's may the fourth, sir!

Vader: may the fourth? Then I haven't missed it! There's still time! [seizes Palpatine to throw him down a shaft]
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
night of the long island iced teas
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social new revenue stream just dropped
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...
shrouded figure on CBS
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Eric Geller @ericjgeller.com · 07/04/2026
oh my god oh my god oh my god www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail... www.nasa.gov/image-detail...
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/03/2026
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
When your corgi is buffering
Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way. by Ezra Klein
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 07/01/2026
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 12/09/2025
I can't recall where this originated but I'll never ever stop laughing at it.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/12/2025
Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
every time
The David and Victoria Beckham meme in four panels. 

1. Victoria Beckham, but an image has been super imposed that says: "Your items have shipped." 
2. David poking his head in the door and saying, "Be honest" 
3. Victoria, with an image super imposed that says: "Label created." 
4. David saying, "Thank you."
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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a cartoon character is flying through the air with the words awesomerobotanimgifs below him
ALT: a cartoon character is flying through the air with the words awesomerobotanimgifs below him
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 15/11/2025
here's something i never thought i'd say: hell. yeah, bon jovi
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
a very faint fully operational battlestation on the warm blue horizon above the clouds
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10/11/2025
Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 10/11/2025
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
reposting this every time i see it until it hits critical mass and comes full circle and someone on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social transition team reposts it
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 10/11/2025
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
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alex green @atothegreen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
how dare you. i am thirty SEVEN.
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