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Dee 🐝

@astrolodee.bsky.social
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Dee; ui/ux designer; super casual tarot, astrology; antizionist Judaism, free Palestine; Leo☀️ Aries 🌙 Virgo ⬆️ Mercury 🦀

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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 7h
i just saw what happened to gus (I SAT UP AND GASPED, he was my favorite) and I must say.... TWO (2) MORE SEASONS?!? How!!! I can imagine one but TWOOOOO? Jesus. what more could they tell us.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if walt doesn't wanna take proper care of skyler i throw my hat into the ring. marry me
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i decided skyler is a Virgo rising Virgo mercury. AND THEN i checked her birtbdate and yes august 11th 1970 is a year where mercury is in virgo lmfao
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favorite episode of breaking bad is the fly episode. idc what comes after this, it cannot possibly be better. it just can't.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i only show up on ig if I'm cooking food I'm excited about. every like is me just waiting for the potatoes to fry or whatever.
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
being hydrated is a scam sold to you by Big Toilet
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, I’m Mike Meyers and there’s nothing “Shagadelic, baby!” about clinical depression
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fail to understand why my psychiatrist was like "you'll need to ask the lab how to update the medical code".... isn't that your job?! but alright I'll sit on hold on the phone until they tell me what to do (which will be to tell her to call)
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
felt cute might delete later
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Virgo: Love and prosperity are in the stars this week! A gazillion miles away. Pretty to look at, though.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leo: Expect romance on the horizon. Do not expect it to ever come closer to you than that.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aries: Now’s not the time for major decisions, Aries. Take this time to assess and take stock of things, but also know that the rest of the year doesn’t look great for you either.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
im lmao bc gus gets walt to cook again by tricking him into seeing his most perfect lab. THE APPEAL OF FINE CRAFTSMANSHIP 🤌 AND SOMETIMES THE CRAFT IS METH
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saturn does a lot. but in my chart, in any Virgo rising's chart, it rules the 5th I've returned to arts after long breaks (a decade or more). I've been forcibly taught about burnout and recovery during my saturn return. Saturday is my favorite day to rest. so. we hang out.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh shit mel king's actress was very briefly on breaking bad (playing a traumatized student) I also just learned she's only a few months older than me. I forget that actors have ages at all.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
okay. ig and threads was an experiment. I've decided that my instinct to not keep social media on my phone is, in fact, correct.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leo: They broke the mold when they made you. Mostly so no one could ever, ever use it again and have this shit happen twice, but still, they broke it.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Virgo: Coax your secret nemesis into hang-gliding near an active volcano.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i try to condition cat into behaviors and I think she's trying to condition me back?? she keeps trying to lick me when I'm not paying 100% attention during pets
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i missed her soooo much while at uac
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 11/09/2026
I showed you my butthole pls respond
a woman in bed with cat butt in her face
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
contemplating attempting to make my way thru breaking bad again. i tried to watch it in college and just couldn't finish it, but maybe I'll do better now. i watched mad men and the sopranos in the last year and enjoyed! my brain might be more equipped now.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do not know how to be normal when making new friends loolllll. I have to actively restrain myself from being weird and overly familiar so if you see me being weird, it's because I'm trying not to be even more weird.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
did a series of overly specific geomancies because I've learned it's easy to misinterpret if you do it too broadly and also suck at interpreting tbd.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
okay I'm done with summer. It was a gross year, deeply unsatisfying. I feel betrayed. Give me fall I guess, it's soup o'clock.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
where does all this mucus come from!!! I've been blowing my nose for 24 hours straight
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Howard Eissenstat @heissenstat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It isn't hard to be anti-Zionist w/o being anti-Semitic. I just think a lot of you aren't trying very hard.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
got sick so no banquet for me :( ticket has been given up for someone else to snag. hope everyone has fun!
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
just stole fire from the gods lol. maybe i'll give it to these stupid ape guys.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cancer: As you spend your day worrying about an uncertain future, just remember— you don’t have a future, so stop worrying.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aries: There’s no monster under your bed. There never was. The monster was inside of you all along.
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
for a space where attendees are supposed to be masters of time, astrology conferences really are a kind of time wormhole / liminal space situation
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
idk if you know this about me but i love chicago. it's on my sun-ic line 🥰
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harpy @harpy.party · 26/01/2026
L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you see me in the halls, please come say hi! even if I don't recognize you, we'll meet!
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i got to see chani...... she's so cute
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Long live human art
A black car's very dusty hood with a magnificent tableau drawn in the dust: Godzilla with a huge boner, the cowboy riding it like a bronco, and the tank and f-22 bomber firing on them both
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Dee 🐝 @astrolodee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reinstalled IG strictly so I can follow people I meet (and then uninstall it after UAC is over and probably never speak to anyone again) (don't let the leo sun deceive you -- it's a hermit in the 12th)
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