Reposted by Internet PersonJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm sorry, but the audiobook of Gromit's autobiography should be marked as "read by the author" and then just be 8hrs of silence. 938959
Reposted by Internet PersonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes 782816513
Reposted by Internet PersonIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 330189813987
Reposted by Internet Personweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by Internet PersonJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583051368
Reposted by Internet PersonCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358951795
Reposted by Internet PersonDefence Scheme Enjoyer 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇸 @maxp94.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you were ever thinking of hammering a wooden stake through an underground wasp nest, here’s a tip: don’t do that. 81148
Reposted by Internet PersonChristopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026NEW: Pope Leo XIV’s brother, John, told Italian media that the pope helped him file his tax return and, over a video call, got him back into a computer he had locked himself out of. Prevost propped his iPad on the dead machine and asked his brother what to do. “Because I’m computer illiterate.”thelettersfromleo.comPope Leo XIV Does Tech Support and Tax Prep for His Brother in Suburban ChicagoJohn Prevost locked himself out of a new computer, propped his iPad on top of it, and called the Vatican. Then he told Italian TV what makes him proudest of his brother: “He hasn’t collapsed yet.” 531633385
Reposted by Internet Personℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from 1452051749
Reposted by Internet Personsamuel mehr @mehr.nz · 03/09/20268yo: how much will you get paid to write your book Me: uh, I don't know. Authors are paid in royalties so each time someone buys the book they get like $2 8yo: that seems like a bad deal Me: I dunno, what if my book sells a million copies? How much would I make? 8yo: well that's not gonna happen 702773257
Reposted by Internet PersonStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal. 1457081837
Reposted by Internet PersonCameron MacLeod @c-9.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026Recognize beauty around you. Realize you can’t control everything. Reflect on how choices can make change. Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided. 03514
Reposted by Internet PersonBrian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate 6252211723
Reposted by Internet PersonDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172121754
Reposted by Internet PersonArea Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece 252795672
Reposted by Internet PersonPhilippe J. Fournier @338canada.bsky.social · 23/08/2026🍁New poll from the Angus Reid Institute shows majority of Canadians in all regions and age groups siding with Mark Carney's decision to pull out of negotiations. 62796266
Reposted by Internet PersonTobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me 382279468
Reposted by Internet PersonKate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu) 3565131346
Reposted by Internet Personrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the City of Boise's increasingly aggressive campaign against the state's repeated attempt to ban pride flags flown by cities is extremely funny 191809285
Reposted by Internet Personspooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 01/08/2026happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere 32661869
Reposted by Internet PersonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026…where he slays a troll. A giant eagle then brings two more tiny guys, who as far as you can tell personally defeated the Dark Lord. All four on on nickname-basis with the long-prophesied king who arrived around the same time as the first one 1485151
Reposted by Internet PersonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If you’re a Gondorian soldier your experience with hobbits is a tiny guy shows up with a wizard and is immediately taken in the Steward’s counsel. He saves Faramir when the Steward goes mad. A second tiny guy arrives with the Rohirrim and kills the Witch King. The first one then goes on campaign … 141281257
Reposted by Internet PersonGil Meslin @gmeslin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Attention single-stair/missing middle people: as part of OBC review, the Province has opened a consultation on the Building Code, seeking to “identify ways to reduce unnecessary costs, delays, complexity, and administrative burden”. Runs to August 14. ero.ontario.ca/notice/026-0744ero.ontario.caConsultation on Reducing Regulatory Burden in Ontario's Building Code | Environmental Registry of Ontario 24625
Reposted by Internet PersonMichael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 27/07/2026Ontario construction nerds: this may be your chance to get egress reform and update elevator rules so point-access blocks are as viable as stacked townhouses. What parts of our building code need changes? 12911
Reposted by Internet PersonJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol 376221783294
Reposted by Internet PersonJohn Bowker @johnbowker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Impunity for Ontario wage thieves: “A large part of the problem is that there has been a sharp drop in Labour Ministry inspections, penalties and prosecutions for wage theft and other violations” www.thestar.com/news/ontario... #onpolithestar.comThese brothers who are temporary foreign workers say they’ll never return to Canada after $178,000 wage theftOntario Labour Relations Board ordered the company to pay up more than two months ago but the two are still waiting. 2199
Reposted by Internet Personnicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026this is a terrific opening paragraph for a dystopian pulp novel released in 1997 682938671
Reposted by Internet PersonPride Ott 🦦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Babe wake up new insane SoftBank slides dropped 726636
Reposted by Internet PersonPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Graphic design is my passion. 9088552241
Reposted by Internet PersonTwenben @twenben.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Having a non gamer boyfriend has been really interesting. He shows interest in the lore of all my games (Trails, Tales, Final Fantasy, Resident Evil etc) but then he’ll be like “When do you start playing? Why are they just talking?” 😂 Oh sweetie a 10 minute cutscene is nothing, buckle up 😁 91018
Reposted by Internet PersonElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138653804
Reposted by Internet PersonBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is Fantastic and I Did Not Know this… 39690232
Reposted by Internet PersonColleen @cbailey6.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Broke: we need to reduce car dependency to reduce congestion and combat climate change. Woke: we need to reduce car dependency to reduce tow truck dependency and deal with gun crime 1339
Reposted by Internet PersonMax Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is now two consecutive auctions where battery storage has outcompeted and outclassed gas-fired electricity -- in Ontario, of all places. It might be time for some folks to update their priors on the cost of battery storage. 420077
Reposted by Internet PersonWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Left the shower tracking water halfway across the house because the cats were howling like they were going to die and thought they were injured, to see them sitting next to their bowls FULL OF FOOD looking at me plaintively. 61004
Reposted by Internet PersonMøtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This might be the best video ever 91112744020
Reposted by Internet Personsilverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 02/06/2026Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo. 844395530
Reposted by Internet PersonEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026this is my kind of company motto right here 67122242365
Reposted by Internet PersonSeva @seva.bsky.social · 31/05/2026assuming a lifespan of 80 years, the length of the entire human civilization is only about 70 people old. The US Civil War was two people ago and the Ottomans sacked Constantinople seven people ago. Not very long! 701347283
Reposted by Internet PersonPeople's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴 @dov.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I enjoy that this implies it is one specific wolf that has such a low impact on the national economy and not wolves in general 1315017
Reposted by Internet PersonPMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So as of the mid-1880s, Chicago's sewers dumped into the Chicago River, which flowed into Lake Michigan. At the same time (and still today), the city got its drinking water from collection cribs in the lake a few miles offshore. It eventually occurred to someone that this might be a bad idea. 1769
Internet Person @ashieldofmeat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Also, given how often teleporters and holodecks go wrong, along with how commonly used those technologies are used, it seems like life is weirdly cheap in the Federation. 000
Reposted by Internet PersonNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 15/05/2026If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com. 7941001108
Reposted by Internet PersonDiane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026Spotted on Tumblr… 230130423065
