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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as a thought experiment how much could the oil and gas industry have made with this same pitch

nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

look I know this is silly in the grand scheme of things but I just got pulled off a NY subway train by cops and fined 100 dollars for... having my feet up on the seat

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why is there romantasy but not science fucktion

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

can I request the muppets save The OA please

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026

One of the cops, an 18-year veteran, ran Flock searches on women he met out in public, then showed up whereever they were to try to do meet-cutes: their gym, a Walmart, a Smoothie King. Said to one woman that "he spilt yogurt on his pants and told her, 'You know what that looks like.'"

As Schultz was leaving, he asked another female employee what her and M.W.’s names were.
M.W. said that after Schultz left, she began receiving text messages from a phone number she
did not recognize. Schultz thanked her for letting him sit in the parking lot. M.W. said he texted
a few more times after that. She did not respond.
After a few months Schultz started going to her gym in Indianapolis, but she did not immediately
recognize him. She said when she was at a school function with her daughter in Greenwood and
Schultz stopped her and re-introduced himself.
She told him it was creepy how he got her number and she said he tried to avoid that
conversation. He said that he had to find her number because he spilt yogurt on his pants and told
her “You know what that looks like”. She said Schultz made her uncomfortable with his actions
and some of the comments that he made.

The next time she was at the gym he came up to her and engaged in conversation. M.W. said
Schultz seemed to be at the gym at same time that she is there. Based on membership scans at the
gym, M.W. and Schultz arrived at the gym within one hour of the other on June 12, 2026; June
15, 2026; June 23, 2026; June 26, 2026; July 9, 2026; July 15, 2026; July 21, 2026; July 25,
2026; and August 1, 2026.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad.

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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A lot of things make me feel kind of dumb, including how to take at face value the logic of “we are a multibillion dollar transnational industry building a vengeful elder god, and we definitely won’t stop unless you regulate us the way we want, which is a secret.”

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

dolphins overall whatever whatever but fuck man does malik willis have an arm on him

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hang on wait is this saying there is a small but significant amount of time every day where we dont know what cows are doing

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Man of the people stuff right here.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 17/09/2026

“effective altruism” was always, very obviously, a veneer for “i, personally, should not have to pay taxes” and i would like to say that i am amazed that anyone fell for it but sadly i have seen what people write in newspapers and on the internet

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

well that's pretty high praise

a screenshot of a bsky notification saying "william shakespeare liked your post"

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm sorry and imma let you finish but can we talk about the sleep paralysis demon behind him

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My first Russian disinfo campaign. Feel like I’ve made it.

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

from what I'm seeing so far this 5k bribe is backfiring because the response has largely been "yeah mate and how much are you selling that bridge for"

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

what possible upside is there from going on jesse fucking watters. whose idea was this

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

one of the things that I think is most enraging about our current moment is that the world isnt being demolished by some kind of genius evil but by the biggest chuds of all time. and it's still working

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

at this point the only notable thing about this story is that he got fired

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the only way in which there's a ten percent chance ai destroys humanity is because when the bubble bursts it's going to bring the global economy down like the fucking hindenburg

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

jd vance man. in a supremely crowded field he might be the one i find most loathsome of all

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

im sorry did the nfl commentator just say mogging

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

over the offseason i made this list of all the NFL posters and news and shit. it works pretty well for me on bluesky the sports app so thought I'd share

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

wait sorry trump scheduled a speech to clash with the nfl season opening game? whose idea was that?

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i have a sudden premonition that we're gonna get sick of the word copilot this season

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Incredible sentence.

Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

literally everything elle cordova makes is the smartest thing I've ever seen. I cant think of any other creator with a hit-rate within an order of magnitude. she's a tier unto herself. it consistently baffles me that she's not the most famous person on the internet

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

when the aliens show up we’re going to have to explain what shareholder value is to them in a way that doesnt make us sound like dipshits

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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time

a picture from the NY Post titled " today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

this is literally just syril from andor

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

just gonna say it: nathan fielder has bad vibes

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026

i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i love that he spent all that money and somehow didnt get a haircut

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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The most remote bridge in New York City, the Outerbridge Crossing, is named after Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, the first chairman of the Port Authority.

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

why did i read this in professor farnsworth voice

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nicky woolf @nickywoolf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026