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Asher Langton

@asherlangton.bsky.social
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Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.

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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 9h
You’re unhinged.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The nice thing about breaking your own fingers with a ball-peen hammer is that you only have 10 fingers so, unlike the AI discourse, the pain eventually stops.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have to talk about AI at work. I’m not going to talk about AI in my valuable free time, which is better spent on more enjoyable (and productive) tasks like watching birds, turning wood, or breaking my own fingers with a ball-peen hammer.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three river otters in a pond, two looking towards the camera and one looking off into the distance.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some shaky video.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And we finally saw the otters!
Three river otters in a pond, looking in the same direction.Three river otters in a pond, looking different directions.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This person is serious about their tea kettle reviews. www.amazon.com/portal/custo...
Older review: I love it! My last water boiler almost caught my house on fire, leaked and the water sloshed out of the spout. This water boiler pours very smoothly and boils 1 liter of COLD water in four minutes. I haven't timed warm water, but I will confirm it's going to be less than four minutes.

The blue light is ok; not as spectacular as I thought it would be. But I didn't buy this for entertainment.

The spout strainer pulls forward, covering the spout when you close the lid. When you open the lid, it has a spring that allows the strainer to be moved down for filling water. It doesn't stay down, but it won't snap off when you're trying to fill the carafe, which was its intended purpose, I believe. It IS made of metal, so you don't have to worry about poisoning your family with seeping plastic chemicals. In fact, nothing on or in this pot that comes in contact with liquid is made of plastic. The handle and outside of the lid are plastic for the purpose of insulating you from burns. I have on occasion been forced to use a silicone potholder to support the base while pouring, but I wouldn't remove points for that.

It does NOT have a temp control...but you CAN watch it boil and could probably judge from the water's action and reaction when it's the temperature for you. Over time, you be a pro and figuring the proper tea temp.

I really do like this pot, and would recommend it for my own grandmother, if she was alive to use it.

The price is good for the product. I'd buy it if I were you. You don't know when the price will rise.

I have a heat streak. So if something does go wrong with the pot after posting this review, I will be sure to return to post the issues. For now, it's working great!April 2022 Update:

After almost a year of using the pot, it became difficult to switch on. I immediately bought a duplicate; because, dang it! I love this pot! After I put in the order, I was demonstrating to my husband how it doesn’t turn on, and it turned on! My only explanation of what was happening was that something got wet and it hadn’t dried out yet. I do tend to shoot the water from the tap across the counter into the pot...just to make housework more fun. Maybe I should stop doing that, because water can get into the handle.

If your pot suddenly stops working, my suggestion is to unplug it and briefly take a blow dryer to the electric base and the pot’s base. If you have time, forget the blow dryer, and just set it aside to dry naturally.

Many of my appliances, when over heated or wet, will cut off and become unusable until it cools or dries out.

At least I have another pot. If this gets wet again, I can replace it with the new pot until this one dries out. I’m thinking of buying another pot just for the purpose of boiling eggs. That way, I won’t have to worry about bacteria getting in the coffee.

July 2021 update...so, yes, just like others have reported, about a month or so after using it, it suddenly wouldn't turn on. No light, no heat. But I'm not one to sit idly by, and accept a setback as my new reality. No, Sirree! If I'm going to throw something out, I'm going to figure out the cause of the setback so I can repair it. In this case, the first ring around the protruding pin at the center of the bottom of the carafe became rusted. The rust blocks a current between the base and the carafe, preventing the unit from working effectively. If you place the pot at a different angle (place the pot with your alternate hand, for instance), it may work. At any rate, I simply used a fine-grade sand sponge and sanded off the rust. Steel wool may work, also; but it is a very precise and microscopic job, either way. After I sanded off the rust [...]May 2, 2023 Update: My pot stopped working again. When this happens, I try to push down the button, but the button flips back up again. But this time, I was able to turn it on, but it turned off before the water reached boiling.

I figured this behavior meant the pot had finally reached retirement age. So I decided to open the other pot (same model, not been used). I reached over to unplug the cord, and the plug and about 2-3 inches of the cord was very very hot. So I unplugged the cord, and waited until the cord cooled.

In the meantime, I discovered that I had my instant pot sitting on the cord, by accident. I’m not sure if this was why my cord turned hot (I’m not an electrician), but I freed the cord from the ruthless instant pot (sometimes appliances don’t get along in my kitchen).

When the cord was finally cool, I plugged it back in and it worked like a charm!

Now, I’m not sure if an overheated plug was why my pot had stopped working in the past (I mentioned this behavior further down, and blamed it on a wet or overheated plate), but now I’m wondering if the cause of the pot going on a workpot’s strike, was because the cord was too hot. Either way, if it stops working, feel the plug. If it feels warm or hot to the touch, simply unplug it and wait until the cord cools.

Thank you, Water Heater People, for saving me from burning down my own kitchen. ❤️

February 4, 2023 Update:

I made the mistake of leaving my water pot’s lid open when I turned it on. I got distracted and it boiled dry. Apparently the automatic shut-off mechanism is in the lid. When the lid is opened, the pot will not shut off automatically. So, I went out to pour my water and there wasn’t any.

However, the good news is my house is still standing and this pot STILL WORKS! I assume the pot clicked off while water was still in the pot, and then, the rest evaporated. If it had boiled completely dry, the elements would’ve burned out, I’m sure. The second pot I purchased is still in its box [...]October 30, 2023 update: As mentioned in previous update, I used my older boiler for the toilet. Do NOT put boiling water in your toilet. HOT water is good, but not boiling water. It was raining in my basement, and I had to replace the wax ring in my commode. The boiling water melted my wax ring. This is not a review, but I had to warn others that it is NOT a good idea to pour boiling water in your pipes, after writing my previous update. Also, if you have a clog and that boiling water sits in one spot, it can mess up your plumbing. If you have a clog, use Dawn and WARM water. AND Do NOT use a kitchen boiler to pour water in your toilet; bacteria will splash up into the pot and can infect your family. Buy a separate pot to use for household purposes only, Now I can sleep at night.

October 16, 2023 Update: My water boiler is still running strong. Unfortunately, my toilet isn’t. I found out that an hour of Dawn in the commode followed by a bunch of boiling water is the best way to remove a clog (you’re welcomed). So, like most oldsters who have had a strong and loyal career, it was demoted as toilet boiler, while the more youthful water boiler takes the coveted place on the kitchen counter…looking cocky and proud. I felt it had to be done this way, because I also have a microscope and have proven to myself that a heavy dumping of boiling water into the commode can and will result in backsplash landing on and inside the water boiler. Yes, the commode water is probably clean…especially after dumping a small bottle of dawn in the toilet water, but this is one time I don’t want to take any chances. So until it takes it’s last current of electricity, this big guy will be the household toilet boiler. The button is still a bit difficult to push, but it still works. Thank you, water boiler, for taking one for the team and being a sport about it!
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We here at the newsdesk are getting reports that the leaked Eminem song may indeed be a fake. We will keep you updated with further developments as they come in.
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The missing context is Elon unfollowed her on Twitter (her post QTed a bot noting that this happened, but it was cut out of this screenshot). That context kinda increases the WTF-edness.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
Shivon Zilis
@shivon
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect.

We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out)

I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.

I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents.

I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s not true.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t even know what the previous post means.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder: if you know what jury nullification is, no you don’t.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 01/10/2026
I'm compiling posts on "what's the deal with this John Wentworth guy, who is a LessWrong poster who appears to be an "independent AI researcher" and who also just received a 6-figure grant from the Survival and Flourishing Fund" here: bsky.app/profile/pois...
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Frances Lorenz @franceslorenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This person, John, and his collaborator have just received $519,000 in funding from Survival and Flourishing Fund. Link: share.google/92h2uuZVEuoQ...
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or maybe transmission cooler. The oil seems to have a reddish hue.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe an oil cooler up front?
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep fedposting through it
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excellent plan, officer. Shall we firebomb a Walmart on the way?
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure. And Charlie Brown had hoes.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not sure you grasp what people are actually saying to you.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He still shows up on Bluesky whenever people criticize his retro-gaming company.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOLOLOL.
The investigation into President Donald Trump, codenamed “Arctic Frost,” which is a type of orange and was chosen to mock Trump’s complexion, served as the vehicle for Defendant Smith to exercise his unauthorized powers and to conspire with others to violate the constitutional and civil rights of Senator Blackburn, as well as other Republicans and Trump supporters.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
7 years ago. (Now, as they start the college application process, I regret teaching them to read for an entirely different reason!)
Facebook post from me, 9/30/2019:
Starting to regret teaching them how to read and write.

[Picture of a half-eaten tray of rice krispie treats with a hand-written note: "STOP eating so much Rice Krispie Treats, DAD!"
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I woke up this morning with only the line "Sadly, I no longer was" rattling around in my brain and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out that this is where it came from.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/09/2026
Noting that this isn't definitively confirmed but very likely Jacob Coxon's former Twitter account, here's what he has to say about climate change. The world's media hung off every single word uttered by this one guy for two weeks
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one sign that everybody worried about climate change is rabidly meme-ridden and beyond reason is that NO-ONE I speak to will concede that there might be *positive consequences* if the planet gets hotter. why it all gotta be bad? unlivable areas -> habitable? massive insects? idk
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it's literally 2020 already. look at climate change headlines from the 1970s then look around. nothing is happening. use your eyes twitter.com/punishedhilbert/status/1521997402005295109
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one sign that everybody worried about climate change is rabidly meme-ridden and beyond reason is that NO-ONE I speak to will concede that there might be *positive consequences* if the planet gets hotter. why it all gotta be bad? unlivable areas -> habitable? massive insects? idk
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May 4, 2022
you shouldn't even want to save the rainforest. the rainforest is a festering pit. nature is constantly screaming. animals are being tortured and eaten alive. there is more beauty and compassion in an abandoned McDonalds. the rainforest is gay twitter.com/punishedhilbert/status/1521998660636221444
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it's literally 2020 already. look at climate change headlines from the 1970s then look around. nothing is happening. use your eyes twitter.com/punishedhilbert/status/1521997402005295109
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all the decent climate change papers say something like "rising Co2 will lead to an unknown rainfall increase over the next century with mean 30% and high variance".

maybe this will reduce the ant population from 10 to 7, but the humans have 100 years to buil…L
Luigi Vandone
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May 5, 2022
i don't want to single out climate change unfairly.

"dark matter" is fraud and the Large Hadron Collider is a money-laundering scheme. string theory is bullshit.

the entire discipline of 'geography' is made-up. 

six million is a palpable taunt. Charlemagne didn't exist. twitter.com/punishedhilbert/status/1522006292449087488
Luigi Vandone
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May 5, 2022
having unrestricted access to TikTok before the age of 16 immolates the soul. the algorithm is optimised to render users reptilian. the pituitary starts releasing Chinese hormones, all that's left is a hypothalamus, deformed spinal cord and goo-goo phrases like "climate change" twitter.com/punishedhilbert/status/1522004172144615427
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you are retardedtwitter.com/alex_avoigt/status/1476871881324212226
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Dec 31, 2021
Today, on the last day of 2021, 3 more nuclear reactors will be shut down in 🇩🇪 Germany & in 12 months the last 3

Nuclear energy is expensive, causes CO2 & pollution (e.g. uranium mining), severe accidents & there is not a single repository to store the waste for 1 million years pic.twitter.com/l1MsChnmrw

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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tbh, I thought their new Strawberry Lemonade Sparkler went a bit too far, though
Andres Serrano's "Immersion (Piss Christ)", overlaid with a Dairy Queen logo.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God Hates Enchanted Oreo Blizzards
FB post:

Braughler’s Dairy Queen (99 E Wylie Ave, Washington, PA)
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Some of you may have noticed that DQ’s menu and promotions for this month have taken a darker turn. The Braughler’s do not support this type of advertising. We have been known to all of you and the Washington County Community as a Christian establishment that stands for integrity and family values. We feel at this time that we must stand for our convictions by not selling the special menu items and merchandise this month. So we do not have the new blizzard of the month, the sparkler drink, nor the plushies at this time. We will still sell your other fall favorite, the pumpkin pie. Thank you for understanding and standing with us during this season.

[promo pics of the Enchanted Oreo Blizzard and Bubble Brew DQ Sparkler, with large CANCELED text across them=
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had thought a lot about how AI slop would make fake ones more likely and had perhaps insuffiiently considered how climate change might make real ones more likely
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incidentally, I was at the Governor’s Cup robotics competition this weekend and Governor Kelly Ayotte didn’t even bother to show up, just sent a brief (vertical!) video from her cell phone.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If there’s anyone undecided NH voters respect, it’s former US Attorney General Eric Holder.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well *this* ought to shake things up!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every minute these people spend listening to top 40 radio is a minute they could have spent listening to the wry jazz-rock stylings of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone has their own interests. Some people really like pop music. That’s great, good for them! Why are we still talking about this?
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t listen to top 40 radio, I don’t watch sitcoms, and I don’t socialize with Republicans. Is that a bubble? Sure. Does everyone else live in bubble too? Of course. Is this an interesting or useful observation? Not in the least.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you don’t consume the exact same media I consume, you live in a bubble and should probably be aware of that.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t heard it because I’m 49 years old and haven’t listened to the radio this century, so it takes a long time for most new music to reach me. (And I like a lot of country, just not boring Nashville steel guitar pop.)
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ROUSes? I don't think they exist @rabblerous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about this person is that they're frequently full of shit. Their Wikipedia source says: "A myth persists that the initial batch of Iron Rings was made from the beams of [...] a bridge that collapsed during construction [...] due to poor planning and design by the overseeing engineers."
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m Gen X and baffled by this discussion. I cannot imagine caring about someone bringing in a beverage. But I’m in a field where it’s not unusual for interviewees to show up in t-shirts. (My ancient sensibilities *do* compel me to wear a tie to interviews, but I don’t care when I’m the interviewer.)
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have you worked with her since she married Marc Randazza? She's done good work in the past, but I'm not sure what to make of her marrying a proudly-bigoted, violent MAGA goon.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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