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Wasn’t this already a thing? It’s just like renaming the gst rebate.

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It wasn’t normal 10 years ago

Did it tell you it goes to send teens on Zionism trips? Then it’s accurate

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You can grow petunias really good in an ag. Hard to do flowers indoors but big potted plants are nice. My place is really low blight so some just don’t work. I have a lot of hanging plants.

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You’d be better off buying some indoor plants. Or getting an aerogarden

Leavitt already has her after face. She looked different in college

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She looks like she had a face transplant

October on the west coast of Canada and the irises and strawberry flowers are blooming.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had one a couple months ago. It honestly wasn’t that bad. I watched and asked questions

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Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray”

Lorraine Lowe
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@lorrainelowe_
Father God, here we are. Advance polling. Your Word says, "we wrestle not against flesh and blood." Remind us that this is ultimately a spiritual fight for truth, love, humility and light, not a fight against people. Protect our team and everyone we love. We have knocked the doors, made the calls, said the prayers and walked 500 miles that will require a hip replacement and knee surgery before walking 500 more.
Now we leave the rest with You. Amen. #vanpoli
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Six years ago this week, a fly attempted a brazen attack on VP Mike Pence during a live debate. Today, another fly (potentially an associate) attacked Sen. John Hickenlooper, leading Hick to slap his own face on television. These flies are a menace.

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Watching the sopranos and I forgot his mom tried to have him killed

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Vancouver Sun @vancouversun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Blocking stops others from seeing his quote of you also.

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Breaking: Washington state resident arrested in connection with Tumbler Ridge shooting vancouversun.com/news/tumbler...

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I paid $5 for a side of gravy other day and they only filled it halfway!

Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

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[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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I didn’t know they turned red 😅

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ellemm @ellemm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why would we believe this when she herself consorts with maga

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in ireland, liberty bibberty is called saoirse beershuh

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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Impeach this fucking guy jfc. He’s making the USA more unsafe every day.

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Fun fact: The whole Ellis Island renaming thing is actually an urban legend. They had people of all languages working there. People’s relatives just changed their names to fit in.

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No I had to look it up. They’re both from when guarana was the next big thing

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I still do! And I always talk about it lol

Thanks! They’re my old set but I think I might lean into them more

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026

Holy shit.

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Does anyone else remember when they brought Tab back as an energy drink? It was my go-to. @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

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Those people vote. I was agreeing with Rick, this is going to be a huge vote loser.

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Yeah kabocha is the best but it should work!

If you check the Vancouverlandlords Reddit there are a lot of people mad about the $190,000 thing

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I know my riding is gonna go to Misty again (who never emailed me back when I asked her to leave the cons with the anti-Magas) but I’m pretty sure I’m voting green for the first time

Of course the dog-killer would buy a plane with manta-ray skin. Depraved person.

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What was left after I inhaled the rest

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