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Alan Smith

@arsmith942.bsky.social
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I paid the guy in cash and bought a dog named "Bob Barker" because, well, to be perfectly honest... ...the Price was Right.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/04/2025
“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-b...
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his latest round of tariffs. “I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in […]
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
🎯 ‘It’s a relay, find your team’
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pete52.bsky.social @pete52.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
(1/X) Breaking character: If you are interested in protesting, here's a guide to 50 States, 50 Protests (protests in every state capital) 50501.info
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50501.info – We the people reject Project 2025!
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Alan Smith @arsmith942.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
What should I influence the bots to do? 1) Skynet! 2) Teach me how to make polls! 3) Solve the Liar Paradox!
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Alan Smith @arsmith942.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I now have more followers than I am following. I guess that makes me an influencer now.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...
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Literally every company now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 08/01/2025
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
No Shit I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...
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It’s Not Just You—ADHD Symptoms Can Worsen before Your Period
Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder symptoms worsen right before and during a period, a new study finds, and this could impact treatment
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Drew this quick artwork for the cover of my next video, about Dazzle Camouflage. Inspired by the art deco paintings of c1918. Not a perfect drawing, but nice to draw something a bit different. Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 31/12/2024
This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).
A one-panel comic by Glauco Villas Boas. A group of people stand against the corner of a wall. One reaches around the corner and uses a long stick to push open a door labeled 2025.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/12/2024
The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
Did Jimmy Carter Die Today?
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Yes.u
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/12/2024
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together theonion.com/emotionally-...
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
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Ward Carroll @wardcarroll.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Merry Christmas, @chowdahhill.bsky.social on IKE-style.
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
An adorable raccoon.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/12/2024
I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west? There was gold in them/their hills.
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Mark Sumner 🌒 @devilstower.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved. We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.
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Katy's Shit Cartoons @cartoons.katymontgomerie.com · 28/11/2024
Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions
Pie chart:
74% hydrogen
25% helium
1% other (in tiny font)
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/11/2024
If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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