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@aroundight.bsky.social
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Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and game enthusiast. Loves TTRPGs but too shy to find a group. He/him.

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 24/09/2026
Y'all @nora.zone and I are pleased to tell you that Gavbot, the bot that provides fun Gavin Newsom facts, is live. Follow @heygavin.bsky.social for facts every 48 hours, @ him if you need one RIGHT NOW, and please submit your sourced suggestions. Be nice to him he's a baby and we're still building!
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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aroundight.bsky.social @aroundight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Evangelical Atheists are the weirdest people. It's like they're still Christian but their polarity has been reversed so they spend all their time intensely arguing about someone they don't believe exists.
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Thicket 🏳️‍⚧️ ϴΔ @dawn-star.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probablybadrpgideas: If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

20thcenturyvole: Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

weasowl: That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name.And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor.And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?”and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever.And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

drackir: This is the best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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aroundight.bsky.social @aroundight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did the VA stop treating COVID-19?
A link on the VA website labeled "COVID-19 vaccines and testing"The page the link goes to "Sorry - we can't find that page"
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anyway, shout out to trans people for letting me know what Newsom was all about. Because without that info, I never would have went digging and discovered how chummy he is with white supremacists and how he runs up on homeless people.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's really amazing how many people trust the lying plagiarism machine with their lives, their fortunes, and their scared honor. And by "amazing", I mean "hilarious and pathetic".
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
being a crossing guard has me equally radicalized against cars, evil things, evil
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just realised I feel about cars like half of you feel about LLMs. “Oh but you can’t deny it’s convenient” I don’t deny it’s convenient, I attest that it sucks to live in the world it created
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
evergreen
Sonic the Hedgehog. “I WANT SHORTER GAMES WITH WORSE GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID MORE TO WORK LESS AND I'M NOT KIDDING.”
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THE COLD WATER FANBASE IS DYING

(a cold glass of water)

LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU'RE THIRSTY AS FUCK
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It never fails to be hilarious how the "business genius" President has absolutely no idea how "trade" works. xkcd.com/3290/
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the bane of my existence are youtube walkthroughs, i don't need a fucking youtube video, I just want a TEXT I can search through
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
being a maid of honor in three weddings in a single summer is a terrible sign like im sorry but that broad needs the sort of total character overhaul no man is qualified to perform
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Closer and closer ...
We've never actually had a Sec Def fragged by his own troops before
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🗝Sorawolfkiba👑🎮 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
RPGs are such a huge comfort game for me. Level grinding depending on what game. Welding huge Swords or dual Blades, exploring for hours searching for new gear and Treasures. Oh and spending way to much time making my character look cool in creation. Just cozy and perfect to me. 😌🗡
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Trump and Pirro BOTH Screwed Up by Rushing to Beat July 4 emptywheel.net/2026/08/04/t...
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Trump and Pirro BOTH Screwed Up by Rushing to Beat July 4 - emptywheel
Everything that went wrong with the reflecting pool, including the fabricated charges against Davey Hearn, went wrong for two reasons: Trump's unprecedented corruption and his rush to include the refl...
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm not an insomniac most of the time my brain just thinks I live in a solar system where the planet has a couple of hours of desync lag every day
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aroundight.bsky.social @aroundight.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
High Five Veg Out Air Guitar Socially Distance Dunk On
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trans women warned us all about Gavin Newsom first. Please remember that as we (hopefully) pack him tf up for being the kept man of billionaires.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Never Learned - Gator Days
Never Learned - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

August is working on something at his computer when Gustopher comes in with a problem.

Gustopher: Dad! The remote isn't working!

August: Change the batteries.

Panel 2

Gustopher: I don't know how to do that.

August is surprised. 

August: Really? How have you never learned how to-

Panel 3

August suddenly stares off into the distance. This could be for a number of reasons. Perhaps he has realized that he's the one who is supposed to show Gustopher how to do these sorts of things. Maybe it's because the prevalence of rechargeable electronics is making the changing of batteries a practice that's slowly going away and August is feeling the pressure of the inevitable passage of time. It could be that he has indigestion. I don't know, I'm not a mind reader. Did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I wish I could give them to you. I personally feel that I'm losing all control of my life and I could use some answers too. I'm sorry, all this rambling feels passive aggressive on my end. We all have problems and worries. Anyway, I've completely lost track of what's going on in this comic.

Panel 4

August has a battery in hand and is showing Gustopher how to swap batteries.

August: So there's a positive and a negative end.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 22/07/2026
the illiad/odyssey are great because theyre history's first piece of anti-war art twisted by idiots into an uncritical endorsement of war
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
There's no reforming this rogue and monstrous agency. The only way forward: Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Getting eyeballs on my YouTube channel is a bit of a struggle I've found, and I think I've narrowed the problem down to only extremely cool people have been reposting my YouTube videos. It's just been super cool, attractive, clever people, they're the only ones reposting my stuff. 🤠
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
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aroundight.bsky.social @aroundight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me wondering why my game is taking so long to start. "Oh, right, I still haven't launched the game, I only launched the second launcher."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Undefeatable - Gator Days
Undefeatable - Gator Days

Characters

Ember - Capybara - A LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES SNACKS AND YELLS EVERYTHING! LIAM'S LITTLE SISTER!

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird.

Grace - Elephant - A shy little girl who likes to carry around a toy moth her grandpa gave her.

Peggy and Monty - Mouse and Pig - Ember's surly schoolmates.

Transcript

Panel 1

Ember and her friends are having a water balloon fight and Ember is doing quite well. She has planted herself up on rock to declare her water balloon dominance. Her friends stare on with a combination of admiration and disdain. Ember is wearing a shirt that says "RETURN of SHIRT". It's the sequel to shirt that tries to get back to the origins of what made the original shirt so cherished.

Ember: I RULE THIS ROCK! I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I'M DEFEATED!

Panel 2

Ember's face turns maniacal and she makes a declaration.

Ember: AND I AM UNDEFEATABLE!

Ember's Mom: Ember, your Snack is ready.

Panel 3

Ember looks towards her mother. She is now forming a new clever plan.

Panel 4

Ember turns towards Grace to let her in on her plan.

Ember: GRACE, DEFEAT ME.

Grace: Huh?

Ember: PLEASE. I'M SO HUNGRY.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
OMG, please make it stop. I beg. And I am someone who voted for Harris and would have been happy af if she won. She wasn't perfect and she wasn't the demon that folks set her out to be either. If Hochul can be bullied, get her **** together, and be accepted, so can Harris.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s not just that due process doesn’t apply to political candidates—it’s literally the opposite of the evidentiary standard for political candidates. The burden is entirely on *them* to prove to *us* that they possess the integrity and good sense to hold office.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Coming to the conclusion I don't think I like the summer
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Does anybody know someone at AirBnB? I'm trying to get my account back.
On May 10, 2026, someone on Twitter asked what they should do if they're worried about moths eating their wool clothes. I replied: "you can protect your wardrobe from clothes moths by filling your closet with tiny spiders, who are the moth's natural predator. later, you can deal with the spiders by filling your wardrobe with scorpions."On July 6, 2026, Tim Pool wrote: "Due to a scorpion infestation at my Airbnb followed by Casesars not letting my family get a room for no reason Im not going to have my morning show up

Been up all night dealing with this insanity"Screenshot from AirBnB showing a user's account has been disabled.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
(You should probably listen to trans people telling you about Newsom before you get embarrassed twice.)
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aroundight.bsky.social @aroundight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got an email from my union encouraging me to set a purple background on my desktop to show unity, and I have to wonder how many people they think are going to see my desktop. My usual start-up routine is power on, log in, and open a few fullscreen windows that I tab back and forth while I'm working.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I went Outside today and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. Fuck the Outside. The crowning achievement of civilization was the invention of Inside and every time I go Outside, it insults the sacrifices of my ancestors
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 30/06/2026
virtue signaling is good, actually
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juux @juux.com · 27/06/2026
I want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he's Superman but because he's a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can't figure out why their attempts keep failing.

[photo of Christopher Reeve playing Clark Kent]
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rode a bike in a place that didn't allow cars and now I'm convinced we need this everywhere
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I Swear - Gator Days
I Swear - Gator Days

Characters

Olivia - Opossum - A child who is shy until she gets to know you. In reality she's rather mischievous and likes pranks. Polly's younger sister.

Hannah - Goat - A highly competitive kid. She strives to be the best and to be helpful to others. Daryl and Seth's daughter.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Buddy and Myrtle - Dog and Mole - Classmates of Olivia, Hannah, and Gustopher who shall be heard of and not seen today. They're probably off fighting crime in the sewers or something.

Transcript

Panel 1

Olivia, Hannah, and Gustopher are playing at Parker Park when Olivia hears something interesting. It seems that their classmates have been heard saying some naughty. The group discusses this.

Olivia: Buddy and Myrtle got in trouble for swearing.

Hannah: I know a few swears but I don't use them.

Gustopher: Me too.

Panel 2

Olivia wants to join in and brags about her curse word knowledge.

Olivia: I know lots of swear words.

Hannah: Prove it.

Panel 3

OH NO! Olivia was not expecting to have to demonstrate her skills in profanity today. She immediately begins stalling for time and tries to recall all the exclamations her mother has made while upset.

Olivia: They're real bad.

Hannah: Okay. 

Olivia: I'll say them.

Hannah: Do it.

Olivia: I will.

Panel 4

Olivia closes her eyes and unleashes the foulest language she knows.

Olivia: FLIP! DANG! BOLOGNA!

SO VULGAR! I'm not sure I can recover from this.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Look, some of these sheep-fuckers are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong with Mike Johnson.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
An introverts dream life: - a loving partner who understands their need for alone time - living in a cozy cabin by nature - having a personal library filled with books - working from home - minimal social obligations
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Is There a Fishing Minigame? @fishingminigames.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
!!NON-FISHING POST!! Devs need to learn that saying the slop from the slop machine was reviewed by their team doesn't excuse the fact that it's slop from the slop machine and steals from artists. This game is early access, it's the perfect time to have placeholder assets. Hire real artists.
An AI Generated Content Disclosure on a Steam listing that reads:

"AI Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some NPC portraits and player character face options in [game name] were created with the assistance of generative AI image tools during development. Generative AI was also used to help generate some informational dialogue, help texts, and tooltips. All AI-generated assets and text were reviewed, curated, and edited by our team before being integrated into the final build. No generative AI is used at runtime. All content shipped in the game is static and pre-authored."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just did this and I'm sobbing laughing at it
orange cat with big dreamworks brows
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