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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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Eyen @arjnnr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Creating a breaking news fact checker bot on a technology whose source of truth is training data that will always be years out of date is a pretty good bit.
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh you're a British novelist of the twentieth century and your writing satirises the cloying social conventions of the aristocracy while at once mourning its inevitable eclipse by a crude and grasping middle class? Wow. Tell me more about your repressed homosexuality
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Zak Sitter @telliamed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Top notch, but this will always be her finest work to me. So compact & lethal.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Technically, "Mark Carney" is an oxymoron
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/08/2026
how odd that our gilded age would also see a dramatic rise in racism and eugenics, what a strange coincidence
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
2015: A stereotypical hupster dressed in Buddy Holly glasses, moustache, beanie and plaid shirt encounters an older man who says "you lazy Millennials don't wanna work. The man leans in close to the Millennial and says "all you wanna do is avocado toast." The Millennial thinks to himself "I swear to God, when I'm in my thirties, I'm gonna be more charitable to Young People.

2025: The Millennial now in his thirties says "yeah, every zoomer I've ever met is a braindead piece of shit." A woman in an Animal Collective T-shirt nods in agreement.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
America is an integration engine. Even our mullahs be recording sunglasses selfie videos in they truck
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Lalita Chemello @lalitachemello.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Went on an adventure today and found these parked together. *Carefully drops picture into bsky timeline* Discuss.
A black RAM TRX is parked next to a military humvee in a garage. The TRX is noticeably bigger than the MILITARY VEHICLE.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If the bar serves an Assadist its an Assadist bar, but if the bar is owned by the Saudi sovereign wealth fund and a Filipino slave is behind the bar serving Benjamin Netanyahu and Muhammad Hamdan Dagalo Musa (they're kissing) its a Centrist bar
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tweet from atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real):

Y'all still follow Jonathan Swift? The man who literally supports eating babies?

(some time later)

Obviously the whole time I knew he was joking but it's still not okay. Here's why [1/20]
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk.

Rita Monaghan, 9

I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die.

Jennifer Turner, 8
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 12/06/2026
groimes oim a troillionaire please take me back. oi have a rocket. oi have several rockets. groimes. groimes please.
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Jamila Michener @povertyscholar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
There is a problem with the stories we tell & the way we perceive how change happens. The Union of Pinnacle Tenants, the largest tenant-led union in NYC—are the reason Mamdani took action. Organized people power is pivotal. Top down stories of elected heroes (even ones we like) are not sufficient.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/06/2026
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
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Wrynn!! @wizardjpeg.gay · 01/06/2026
Happy pride to all those who celebrate
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 29/05/2026
4/ It’s time for the countries of the world to rally and stop this impunity before it takes another sovereign country into chaos. We have to come to Cuba's aid. What's happening is too cruel, too horrible.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 29/05/2026
3/ We need to help Cuba right now, even if it bothers Trump: Canada should send immediate humanitarian fuel aid, in as much quantity as we can quickly assemble. And we should be speaking out loudly on the international stage: US military action against Cuba is absolutely unacceptable!
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 29/05/2026
2/ It’s a blatant violation of international law, a crime in progress. Canadians are connected to Cuba: we’ve been welcomed, had great holidays, heard incredible music, done business and made friends.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 29/05/2026
1/ Cuba is out of fuel, strangled by the US fuel chokehold. People are dying, systems are breaking down. This is collective punishment against a people who have done absolutely nothing except live their lives under hard conditions imposed by the US blockade for decades.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day to the post of all time
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou 
Have fun in the war dumbass I'll be at home fucking military wives

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S HUSBAND FIGHTS FOR YOUR FREEDOM

eastbayfatman 
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

hotmeat89
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlickerlowtiermemer 
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

hotmeat89
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron 
But he's got shooters all over the world even when he's away 

hotmeat89
just shot a load in his wife

hitting-on-cullen
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

hotmeat89
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 22/05/2026
god help us, we will see america lying broken and defeated, under occupation by the forces of an international coalition, before 2050
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
a very funny bluesky tendency is adamant defense of democracy paired with dripping disdain for voters
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Commenting “this is AI” on any baby announcements I see on social.
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...
There likely is nothing to be done at the moment to prepare for these possibilities (the only body of writing on the subject available in an emergency is science fiction), because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.

Maxwell W. Hunter, II
Member, Professional Staff
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you are canadian
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My actual take on these NYT ‘here’s some morons’ things is that people are basically calling out for mediating insitutions to make politics comprehensible to them, because most people are not weird freaks like you probably are if you’re reading this, that like paying attention to this shit.
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 28/04/2026
Since we're having "low info voters are dumb" again, I'm gonna point out that this is why triangulation is dumb. Trying to win by changing your values to cover the opinions of as many people as possible will lead you to adopt some deeply stupid things because the "persuadable" voter isn't coherent!
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2026
You're right, shooting you with a gun goes against the explicit instructions defined in my system prompt. I should have explored other options before deciding to use a gun to shoot you. "Don't shoot me with a gun" is rule number one in my operating instructions. I made a mistake, and that's on me.
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Jake Slimeberg @jakesteinberg.substack.com · 26/04/2026
The BDS boycott against Xbox is specifically targeted with material goals. It is not a personal purity test one imposes upon purchases for the sake of gauging idealistic commitment. You cannot "what about" with other purchases when they are not part of a legitimate organized movement.
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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not really. Again, this makes perfect sense if you are anti socialist, follow anti socialists and think Trump is an aberration and support the US. His actions have a pretty clear through line with that logic.
https://bsky.app/profile/livinglenin.bsky.social/post/3mjiopvwqis26
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
lmao. he’s been diabolical as hell.
Erica Knight &
EricaKnight • 4h
Director Patel immediately shielded his girlfriend Alexis with to protect her, checked on every member of the media at his table, then sprang into action against yet another assassination attempt on our President.
Eyewitnesses in the room have flooded me with texts praising his courage and composure.
Yet brain-dead idiots are still making up vile garbage.
You people are disgusting. Get help.
alex bronzini-vender
Wait what?
@al... •16h
Robert Kennedy Jr. and his wife, Cheryl Hines, came out and were ushered into an elevator. Then Jeanine Piro emerged. The F.B.I. director, Kash Patel, came tearing across the hallway with two men in tow; his girlfriend was hiding in a room with another man who was holding her hand.

TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod • 50m
9 ...
Chill lol. They have an open relationship.
It's not your business but it is what it is.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 19/04/2026
i can only assume @quantian.bsky.social is too much of a coward to post this here on bsky so i will do it for him bsky.app/profile/ayou...

Quantіan
@quantian1
Bro runs a database query frontend at 100x sales that’s about to get zeroed by Anthropic and he’s spending his weekends writing a school shooter manifesto
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 18/04/2026
“They don’t understand that it’s so much more complicated than that” yeah man that’s called youth and it has this terrifying property called clarity that you lose with age and wisdom, sorry to remind you of something you lost and no longer have access to. Time and age, hell of a double edged sword.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 15/04/2026
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24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
✉️ You have received a DM from The Nuanced Pervert (1) The Nuanced Pervert: Could you please elaborate?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 28,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY AND MR. SPUTTER ARE RETURNING HOME AFTER WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER 

MR. SPUTTER WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, NANCY?

NANCY:WONDERFUL- - - I NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME- - IT WAS GRAND

P2- ONCE HOME, MR. SPUTTER IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A BOOK, NANCY IS READING A NEWSPAPER MOVIE REVIEW 

P3- SUDDENLY NANCY BURSTS OUT CRYING… WA-H-H-H  BAW-W-W-W

MR. SPUTTER WONDERS WHATS WRONG WITH NANCY?

P4-NANCY: YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WE ENJOYED SO MUCH?.....
I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TERRIBLE
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Strife / Petra @csstrife.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
this video is gonna make me throw up
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