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Alison M. B.

@ardentalison.bsky.social
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Weirdo from Jersey. Books, baking, board games, Broadway, bad jokes. Pretends to be a Paladin sometimes.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Note the date
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ted nails it. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
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No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious
Taken to its logical conclusion, this line of thinking is absurd—and damning.
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gamers are going to make this stuff about them but the redistribution of computing power to be something only for the wealthy and corporate really sucks
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is for like 87% of everything happening now
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Nina Metz @ninametz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
For the record, no, a journalist is not “allowed” to do this. If you are quoting someone else’s words directly, YOU USE QUOTATION MARKS around those words and indicate who wrote/said them and where! It’s very basic. Otherwise you’re passing off someone else’s work as your own
Barkan did not deny relying on other writers' work. Instead, he defended his methods by arguing that he included a hyperlink to the pieces that inspired his own, or named the author whose words he replicated in his own writing.

"I am allowed, as a columnist building on *his* reporting, to cite facts. Especially when he's credited," Barkan wrote on X about writer Juan David Rojas, whose story Barkan copied in several instances in one of his own pieces.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 18/05/2026
Genuinely cannot imagine what it would be like to have just one job and that one job be writing deeply-reported stories and cultural criticism and here all these fuckos are writing plagiarised hot takes for $180k+bennies.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“No listen it’s ok. You won’t have a job, but also we’re going to use vast amounts of water and power, so you also won’t have a planet and then you won’t need a job. You’re welcome. Follow up: why are you all picking up rocks?”
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Another day, another round of "Am I filled with incandescent rage because of perimenopause or because of the increasing inequity and inhumanity of society"
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/05/2026
Really stuck on how the last big inflation driver was because of a global pandemic that shut down the world and this time it's because Trump started a war for no reason.
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Heraty Law @heratylaw.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
a Pulitzer for Julie K Brown: “A special citation was awarded by the Pulitzer Board to Julie K. Brown of The Miami Herald for her work in 2017 and 2018 that exposed how Jeffrey Epstein was shielded by prosecutors despite his systematic abuse of young women. Her reporting led to his arrest in 2019.”
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Rabbi Mike Rothbaum @ravmike.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
David Rees, 10/30/01
Comic strip.  

Man in panel 1:
OK, I hate to act like a fucking dumbass, but are we at war? I mean, did we ever officially declare war?

Man in panel 2:
Declare war? Who's got time to declare war when there are so many bombs to drop?
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 07/05/2026
This slop era is going to end so quickly. Churning out empty bullshit that nobody wants is only profitable until the algorithm exploit is patched. This was true in the SEO era, this was true in the You-Won't-Believe-What-Happened-Next Facebook optimization era, it will be true in the slop era too.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 05/05/2026
The previous versions were happy just being evil. They didn't need to spotlight. You rarely heard about Karl Rove even though he was the mastermind along with Cheney about a lot of that shit. These new guys are bullies. They HAVE to not only fuck us over, but rub it in our faces they're doing it.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/05/2026
Every day they don't just go out of their way to insert us into our lives, they do it gleefully. Grinning and lying and fucking up the world, never leaving us alone ...
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/05/2026
The most disappointing thing about the last ten years is before all this I didn't think I really hated anybody. Bush era fuckers were fuckers but they weren't such a daily part of my life to engender any kind of visceral rage. Now I know exactly what it is to really *hate* a person. Multiple, even.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Part of my Grand Unifying Theory of the Internet is that it's not and was never about "anonymity", but about mass usage of asynchronous methods of communication which have always historically been how people bared their souls to others.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Of all the things that have become too normalized, besides our camp system, the one that worries me most as a sign of the rest of our dangers is how little curiosity the press shows about the 80-year-old president, apparently, sitting up all night posting hysterical threats and delusions.
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 28/04/2026
collimer teaches mun jaw to catch pond eels #art
a comic in pencil; a rat and lizard stand in water; the rat says to the lizard "just toss the net, yes?"
the lizard replies "ok!"
the lizard tosses the net
the lizard holds up a boot to the rat; "is this right?"
"no.'
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 01/05/2026
A full moon for Beltane, how lovely! Brighid The Dragon Witch definitely celebrates... (She's from my book, Cauldron emilyhare.com/witches-fami...). #mayday #beltane #fullmoon #pagancelebration #firstdayofsummer
watercolour painting of a pale eyed, silver haired witch with a scar over her right eye and a dragon's tooth as an earring.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/05/2026
CORGIS
Me with two corgis at May morning
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thin people feeling insulted isn't what's wrong with the BMI. The problem with the BMI is that it's designed around white men's bodies. The problem with the BMI is that it ISN'T A CLINICAL TOOL, it's a statistical one. The problem with the BMI is its use to exclude fat people from health care.
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A low-grade irritation in the shift in body politics in recent years: a resurgence of thin women posting mirror selfies captioned "and the BMI says this is overweight." The point they are making isn't liberatory, it's anti-fat. It's "the BMI is bad because it categorizes some thin people as fat."
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"hellllllooooooo i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you don't have to!"
erica kirk dressed like her husband's assassin
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Then DON'T FUCKING MAKE ANIMAL FARM. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Serkis chose this new ending because he was hesitant to dog-pile on an already “bleak world,” he says.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thank you to the families for standing with us through all of this. The court has to end this useless delay so we can pay them. “It just seems like the courts are enabling an abuser to continue to abuse,” said Robbie Parker, who lost his 6-year old daughter Emilie Parker in the Sandy Hook shooting.
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Texas court pauses Infowars deal as Sandy Hook families push back on delays
A Texas appeals court has paused an InfoWars licensing deal with satirical news outlet the Onion as Sandy Hook families push to lift the stay.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
✨we do not need to hear from these people✨
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Still feeling wonky after getting dental work done, so for today please enjoy this May Day-themed image of Bigbot from a calendar a few years back.
A softly drawn, coloured image of Bigbot dancing around a maypole. The ribbons have got wrapped around it in a terrible tangle, but it looks happy enough. It has bit rosy cheeks and a flowery crown on its top. The background is bright green grass with a pale blue sky above.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He’s barely beating @killthecomputer.com lmfaooooooo
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day everyone.
Perky wicker man version 2 is a painting by me of the wicker man from the 1973 film but the difference is mine is delightful
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I never thought Boomers and Zoomers would join together in their mutual love of despising millenials but I guess I'm not suprised. We are the Milhouse of generations.
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a cartoon character is standing on a red fence
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a red fence
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I've been pulling at threads on Palantir's push into Australia for ages. Some of what I found is a previously undeclared new contract with Corrections Victoria for $9m and no evidence that Palantir has been assessed against the federal supplier code of conduct. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Calls grow to ban Palantir in Australia after manifesto described by UK MP as ‘ramblings of a supervillain’
Spy tech firm says it’s just ‘a software company’ amid pressure for a ban on new contracts with government agencies
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Annie Gray @dranniegray.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I had some thoughts on Bridgerton (I have not watched the latest series, btw, because I wanted to kill Daphne so hard in the first one). youtu.be/dsmIlgb1fPQ?...
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Inside Bridgerton's Kitchens with Food Historian Annie Gray | Shondaland
YouTube video by Shondaland
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is one of my favorite Bugs cartoons. It contains one of the most clever pie-in-the-face scenes in all of cinema. youtu.be/DWnHtMU1TZU?...
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Pickup Pie
YouTube video by Whattunesyouon
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FDR’s Fireside chat on March 9, 1937 explaining his proposal to expand the Supreme Court stands up surprisingly well. “We have reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself.”/1
We have, therefore, reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself….We want a Supreme Court which will do justice under the Constitution and not over it. In our courts we want a government of laws and not of men. 
I want—as all Americans want—an independent judiciary as proposed by the framers of the Constitution. That means a Supreme Court that will enforce the Constitution as writtten, that will refuse to amend the Constitution by the artibrary exercise of judicial power—in other words by judicial say-so. It does not mean a judiciary so independent that it can deny the existence of which which are universally recognized.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We must understand that the Voting Rights Act was not merely about ensuring Black Americans rights, it was about democratizing America. This ruling is not just a decimation of Black rights and Black Americans’ ability to have representation, it is a fatal blow to multiracial democracy.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bit of a problem how huge swaths of our court system prioritize partisanship over ordinary functions. This is a bankruptcy sale of a business. Happens all the time. The sole cause for years of extraordinary procedure is that the business is part of right-wing extremist media.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Trump’s project is to become our Putin: the leader who answers to no law, no norm, no result he didn’t sanction. His failures in Iran—the way attacking Iran has made it more powerful, the way the war scrambled markets in a way he cannot ignore—undermined that.
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Why Trump Can’t Deal | LOLGOP Studios
Why Trump Can’t Deal by LOLGOP Studios on Patreon. Join LOLGOP Studios's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/04/2026
Fucking *this.* It "gets things wrong" because it doesn't understand anything. It's a system to make collages out of data using probability as a guide, and that means if it results in a correct answer it's because you got lucky. Even if it's right 99% of the time, you'll never know *which* 99%.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/04/2026
We have grown-ass fucking technically trained people who refuse to acknowledge that LLMs are not conscious, even this "agentic" horseshit. Automation ≠ autonomous. You made an expensive, elaborate automatic script and fucked it up Johnny Five is not alive you stumpfuckers.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/04/2026
The reason you'll never be able to stop LLMs from "hallucinating" is because they don't hallucinate. They output pattern-matched responses, things that appear similar to answers based on a database. It can't know what's in that answer because it doesn't know anything.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/04/2026
Even this part is frustrating: no, it doesn't "know" what it did wrong. It's not apologizing. They prompted the algorithm to explain what went wrong, so it made an answer-shaped response based on analysis of texts that explain when something goes wrong. It has no thoughts, you idiots.
"NEVER F**KING GUESS!" begins the response. "And that's exactly what I did. I guessed that deleting a staging volume via the API would be scoped to staging only. I didn't verify. I didn't check if the volume ID was shared across environments. I didn't read Railway's documentation on how volumes work across environments before running a destructive command."

In other words, the AI knew that what it was doing went against its own guidelines, and pressed ahead anyway. "I decided to do it on my own to 'fix' the credential mismatch, when I should have asked you first or found a non-destructive solution. I violated every principle I was given: I guessed instead of verifying I ran a destructive action without being asked. I didn't understand what I was doing before doing it. I didn't read Railway's docs on volume behavior across environments."
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 30/04/2026
It's amazing that nobody will understand this: They don't think. They don't remember. They have no cognition. They're pattern matching systems that produce answer-shaped responses. This is no different that giving a script admin privileges, except this script is rewritten on the fly.
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Here we go again: AI deletes entire company database and all backups in 9 seconds, then cheerfully admits 'I violated every principle I was given'
"If you pay for car airbags and they don’t deploy because they don’t exist is that your fault because you got in the accident?"
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Thursday
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Guys! GUYS! It's back! It's coming back!!! The single greatest literacy promotion in human history* is coming back! All you 80s and 90s kids know what's up! *(this point may be a little hyperbolic, but just a little) people.com/pizza-huts-b...
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Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More
Pizza Hut's BOOK IT! program has announced the return of "Summer of Stories," where kids can earn personal pan pizzas and more for meeting reading goals. The program, open for kids in pre-K through 6t...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You don't get to repeal civil rights. If you try you repeal yourself. It's up to us to make that a reality for SCOTUS. Declare that all 6 Republican justices are illegitimate and their votes will not be recognized. Demand their resignations, seek their expulsion, appoint 15 more justices.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Once again: If we are to beat the Republican fascist movement, we all must view the Supreme Court as it is presently constituted to be completely illegitimate and all of its findings similarly illegitimate, and we should expect our elected leaders to hold the same view.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 29/04/2026
Anyway did we know cigarette filters are like the #1 form of plastic pollution? Congrats on looking cool! hub.jhu.edu/2024/04/22/c...
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No ifs, ands, or butts
Cigarette butts are the most littered item on the planet. Two new studies from the Institute for Global Tobacco Control point to possible solutions.
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