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Archer Gorgonitus

@archergorgonite.bsky.social
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Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites

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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Wow. You mean to tell me being from “one of the wealthiest families from Maryland” can’t even save you or your mom from insurance companies? Wonder what that means for everyone less wealthy than that? Dude could shit in a golden toilet and I’d still think he was right
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It’s the Christmas gift that keeps on giving
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
oh yeah I’m never gonna die, I’m gonna survive and not exit early *sees bank account* haha 😏unless…
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I was just trying to comment about how I think the article brings up a good point. I sincerely apologize
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Hate can be a delirium. When you’re frustrated about Something you’ll grab any catharsis that’s available be that podcast or a/e placing direct blame for your problems. If that haze is pierced by unambiguous identification of an alternative with resounding sympathy & solidarity. Things Shift.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Exactly Ironically they would have to then actually fairly “compete” and if you rely on your privilege if you don’t have talent skill effort accountability ethics etc then you are nothing compared to those who do. And they don’t want to feel that way. As a straight cis guy myself they are cowards
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 11/12/2024
This is how the Postmaster General reacts when Members of Congress demand accountability.  He’s the reason your prescriptions, paychecks, and bills are late.  Embarrassing.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
They hate breaking out of prisons they put themselves and others in It’s partially why they hate trans people They hate that they have the guts to live authentically and to resist being bound by the rules they feel compelled to enforce. Because “life is a competition.” Why dont they want to play?
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I think you pretty much nailed it. To To them, everything is a competition or a power struggle. They have never learned the freedom of chilling and accepting that you’re sometimes wrong. People actually respect you more when you can say “damn I fucked up. I will correct that as best as I can”
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That is more egregious and much less hilarious than Oblivion (2006) graphics and physics. Sincerely nauseating to look at
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
millenial with 25,000 followers: yall this is an important moment to invigorate the working class and build automated socialism for gamers. we can recover from tuca and bertie getting cut. solidarity! zoomer with a cop's gun: the sun rises as it sets. we'll all meet god today
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
What if there was a river and it was made of chocolate and you can ride a boat on it and what if you could eat the flowers and and and and…
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Many people are saying that he allegedly paid hush money to underage prostitutes. Just sharing what I’ve heard and like you I’m just asking questions.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Ben Shapiro? Not familiar with the size of his vocabulary but he sure like to hear himself talk fast
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
the first tag I saw was “face fucking” and I felt like I got hit in the gut lmao. not kinkshaming, though, they can get on with their bad self.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
great to hear that some people can sic their followers on users without their consent, though. real consistent inaction of terms and service for dipshit mcfuckface
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Tucked into the Cass Report, deep in the appendices, you'll find that they reviewed thousands of patient records and found no one who'd been harmed by puberty blockers and fewer than 10 detransitions.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The only genome I care about is my friend Gerry here
A ceramic gnome complete with elf ears and red hair wearing sunglasses and a large “G” gold chain. He has brass knuckles that read “Gnome Life”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"luckily, i have my notifications filtered so i don't have to see the stupid complaints from my annoying constituents" repulsive
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Show them your teeth
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
how many laws were passed in the wake of Sandy Hook and Uvalde and Parkland and Nashville to make the nation less violent? oh none? then popping a pig doesn’t tip the scale.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
elementary school kids have gotten shredded and painted against the walls , in multiple different schools, and the country didn’t give a shit. but now a rich dillweed gets his, a bunch of pussies flock to the comments to cry
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Trustee should raise asking price from The Onion by $1
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Beepo. Big Jeff. Little Geoff. Gertrude. Microwave. Macrowave. Clunky. Vanilla Friday. Murderfucker. Stompy. Say their names.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
That one and the butterfly one are the only ones I like. The other ones are either goofy or look like a cop came up with it
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
her and hilldog should have to bare fist fight til KO
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
to build a gun from scratch one must first create the universe
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I hate prescriptivists. Seeing language change and grow is one of the coolest shits ever. A literal connection to the first prehistoric mammals to use grunts to mean something and being a link in that chain. Words like yeet is a cool ass development and like you said, hating on it is racist
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
What’s the Bluesky equivalent of a shareholder meeting? Just curious
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
How do you know they aren’t doing that? Pretty easy to make a post in the down time. But I’m not surprised a writer for Forbes thinks posting is a full time job.
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Mike MacFerrin @icesheetmike.myatproto.social · 10/12/2024
Dude literally hand-wrote a manifesto saying “It was the greed, lack of healthcare, and immense pain that caused us” and corporate media’s really tryna pull a “It was prolly the video games”, huh.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The smartest person in a room is the person who is unashamed to admit that they don’t know shit
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
No maybe about it. You either get old and need meds or you die prematurely, probably needing meds. At the end of the day, all of our bodies betray us eventually
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
they’re gonna do this and try to capitalize off of TikTok’s death, I feel it in my bones
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hell, DDLC is more of a red flag (it’s not) than Among Us lol they really had to reach didn’t they?
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
General reminder to be careful of what you put on the internet. Keep a secure physical diary for your venting. Rats are everywhere even if they’re quiet.
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wow public sentiment is that public now, huh. I know people have said this over and over but it’s my turn. It really is surreal to see most everyone be like “ha. evil insurance dipshit had it coming”
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/12/2024
WOAH! I don't know if you guys saw Luigi's valedictorian speech but it's actually crazy how he's dropping hints.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA
Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
“What are they gonna do, shoot two of us?” - guy who can’t read a room
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I thought comedy was now legal?
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@aaron.bsky.team are you the human being I talk to about targeted harassment and block evasion on your platform or do you, like jesse here, not consider me a real person I am not sorry about the blood thing btw. this is not a game. and I do not intend to let you forget that. get your shit together
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“You can hit me from behind, Papa Luigi!”
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Chris Rock deserved it just for making a G.I. Jane joke in 2022 and I’ll stand by that. That movie was 25 years old at the time!
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Coldplay is better than Radiohead
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Brian Thompson looks like the type of guy who’s burning in hell pissed that an Italian got him
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You have captured his essence thank you!
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
getting extremely angry slamming my thumbs down on my Be Angry Device while I’m at work to someone who gives less than zero shits about what I have to say I’m a successful and well-adjusted person
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sergio <3
Goofy looking white and grey cat
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Archer Gorgonitus @archergorgonite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Death note amv kaczynski fan cam with joegan rogan quotes interspliced
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