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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃

@applescruff909.bsky.social
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It was the best of times; it was the blurst of times... Nerd, misfit, dogparent Oxford Comma/Alt Text enthusiast From a family of educators Neighbor of Fred Neurospicy critical thinker 🖖🖖🏿🖖🏼LLAP/IDIC🖖🏾🖖🏼🖖🏽 PP: Disco Volante cover CP: Mike Patton w/ bullhorn

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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 13h
Drop something SPOOKY 👻🖤🎃
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
Paul McCrane as Emil in RoboCop (1987), holding a big ol' gun and smiling at the wreckage he caused with it.Paul McCrane as Emil in RoboCop (1987) his skin rotting off of his bones and his clothing doing the same, due to him crashing into a toxic waste tank. He emerges looking like a grotesque monster from a horror movie, even howling like a werewolf.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right place, right time in my life, and it's never left my rotation.
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SHAME IN YOU - ALICE IN CHAINS [HQ]
YouTube video by Rock & Metal Collection
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ditto Star Trek
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
Kind Bilbo Baggins (Ian Holm)Nightmare fuel Bilbo Baggins (Ian Holm)
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶Shot down in a blaze of glory Take me now, but know the truth I'm goin' out in a blaze of glory Lord, I never drew first But I drew first blood I'm the devil's son Call me young gun🎶
Pope Leo holding a mic in one hand whilst raising the other.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a list of 30 of them here: boxd.it/L0TdS
Poster for Hable con ella (2002) a film written and directed by Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar, featuring actresses Leonor Watling (left, in profile) and Rosario Flores (right, ¾-front). The two women are shown in close-up, their faces illuminated in contrasting blue and red light, respectively. The title "hable con ella" is in lowercase letters, with the words respectively in red, black, and blue.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together Try 'em out and see I've been looking around awhile You got something for me Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key🎶
Pope Leo holding a mic in one hand whilst raising the other.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr Show - Larry Kleist: Rapist
YouTube video by F33bs
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
Tom Selleck posing with the iconic red 1979 Ferrari 308 GTS Targa from Magnum P.I.
Selleck wears tight bulge-enhancing blue jeans and a purple Paradise Found Calla Lily Hawaiian shirt with the top few buttons open, exposing his hairy chest. He flashes his signature charming. mustachioed, panty-dropping smile at the camera.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Deadly Friend (1986) Directed by Wes Craven
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share a film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sucks when someone posts an absolute banger-looking post and i have to mute them cuz they don’t use alt text.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Neato!
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 26/09/2026
Anyone who uses their expertise to both make the world a better place, AND do stupid shit just for giggles, is categorically the best kind of person.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there a bot that hides pictures of his stupid face? When people don't use alt text, they don't filter out. Use alt text, goddammit.
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.
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Corey Johnson (Too Many Tapes/Art of the Glitch) @gracefulfailure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Secret of the Ooze
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si oppington ☣️ @stillwellgray.ca · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman 2 Electric Boogaloo
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: Armed and Fabulous
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman vs. Predator: Requiem
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: Pig in the City
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2012 was a rough year for me, so I missed 21 Jump Street on its release. What a pleasant surprise it was. Super funny. Miami Vice was kind of bland. The unabbreviated Michael Mann dialogue didn't work like it did in Heat. My Letterboxd: boxd.it/88Din #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #filmsky 📽️🍿
9/19 - Snowpiercer (2013), 4 stars, rewatched
9/20 - 21 Jump Street (2012), 4 stars
9/20 - Miami Vice (2006), 3 stars, reviewed
9/24 - Rocky III (1982), 4 stars, rewatched, reviewed
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm loving this so far. Feels good to be reading something. It had been a while.
Cover of Set the Night on Fire: Living, Dying, and Playing Guitar with The Doors, a memoir by Robby Krieger with Jeff Alulis. The cover features a black and white picture of Krieger and Jim Morrison on stage during a Doors concert.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Harland Williams as a hitchhiker, talking to Ben Stiller as Ted in There's Something About Mary (1998), saying, "You ever heard of 8 minute abs? This is going to blow it out of the water...
7. MINUTE. ABS."
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bands you only dig one album by but REALLY LOVE that one album.
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Illinois - YouTube
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seconded. I'm really loving Lanterns so far.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶Sittin’ dreamin’ on a street corner Wondering how to keep warm I’m so darn broke I’m down to my last toke I’m a child of the windy storm🎶 "Rock Bottom Blues" by Fanny
Cover of the album Fanny Hill (1972) by Fanny
Back (L-R): Jean Millington (Bass), June Millington (Guitar), Alice de Buhr (Drums)
Front: Nickey Barclay (Piano, Organ)
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Good Squiddance @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I kind of already wrote it.
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6.1.24 Court Martial, J Archer, Cpt, 18-19-22, 1.8.2152 - Expert Testimony (Bonus Post)
We present below copies of the expert mathematical testimonies from Professors Field and T'Mont, submitted to the court martial of Captain Jonathan Archer.
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Intendant Kira Nerys @intendantkira.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s your fake STAR TREK academic paper? The Mirror Universe: more than megalomania and beards - how Starfleet framing flattened an entire universe of people into a shadow, and how we should be mindful of who we could be. (Jake Sisko, assorted interview subjects, 2385)
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's your fake STAR TREK academic paper? From Admiral to Badmiral: A Longitudinal Study of Ethical Degradation Among Senior Starfleet Officers (The Federation Review of Military Sociology, Leonard H. McCoy, 2273)
Peter Weller as Admiral Alexander Marcus in Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seriously. You couldn't pay me to watch this.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
New to writing alt text?
A cool meme of Worf floating in space with a graphic oval behind him that mirrors the mustard color of his uniform. The caption is in a retro 80s-esque font in the same color. Top text: "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY," Bottom text: "TO TRY"
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
me when I see someone make a first attempt at using alt text on a post, and it's imperfect but they're clearly trying 🥹🥹💞
Geordi La Forge, from Star Trek TNG, smiles warmly as he says "not bad."
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Schrodinger's Maybelline
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 19/09/2026
Bake bread 🥖, grow herbs 🌿
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How to get her attention... #DogSky #PittieSky
Una, a brown American Pit Bull Terrier, lies curled up between her human's legs on a bed and looks longingly at two Hawaiian rolls with butter and salted caramel butter inside them and powdered sugar sprinkled on top, sitting on a plate in her human's lap.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Omg that theme song fires me up so much www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-L...
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3-2-1 Contact Opening Theme/Intro 1983-1986 #2
YouTube video by pressmin
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's a guy gotta do to worship a latex goddess while plugged and caged and dressed like a maid around here? Sir, this is a Chipotle. Please come around back.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Recently: "Beware of Darkness" by George Harrison in Weapons (2025) Ever: "Everybody Knows" by both Leonard Cohen and Concrete Blonde in Pump Up the Volume (1990) Runner-up: "Dare to Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic in Transformers: The Movie (1986)
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
working on my autumn bod (decaying)
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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“And take that ridiculous thing off!” #uhf #movie #funny #weirdal #weirdalyankovic #comedy
YouTube video by Pittsburgh Pat
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Boopy Beep Machine @boopybeep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coldplay is Hell's elevator music
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the mood for hair pulling, I get it
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only marks the Red Hot Chili Peppers deserve are skid marks
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