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Irreverent cook, gamer, and dogmom Low-Spoon Gourmet youtube.com/@jodiesattva reddit.com/r/jodiesattva patreon.com/jodiesattva ♿️ #mecfs 🕉 CYT 🧪 EIT 🖖 #IDIC Alt text ✅️ pfp: selfie bg: OH THE HUE-MANATEE gender: wanker (wa/wer)

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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's your fake STAR TREK academic paper? From Admiral to Badmiral: A Longitudinal Study of Ethical Degradation Among Senior Starfleet Officers (The Federation Review of Military Sociology, Leonard H. McCoy, 2273)
Peter Weller as Admiral Alexander Marcus in Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 19/09/2026
"Well, how else do you think we're going to turn two pounds of ground round into eleven pounds of mouth-watering meatloaf?" -"Home-Ec" 1991 🍽 #food #foodsky #dinner Small mealoaf made with cornflakes in an 8x8 pan. Cooks faster and perfectly-sized for sandwiches. Recipe below.
Photo of TV screen showing the "Home-Ec" episode of Roseanne. The scene depicts Roseanne Connor (Roseanne Barr) in a grocery store with her middle child, Darlene Conner (Sara Gilbert), and 5 of her classmates. They stand around a shopping cart while Roseanne explains why they need to buy corn flakes to make a meatloaf. She says, "Well, how else do you think we're going to turn two pounds of ground round into eleven pounds of mouth-watering meatloaf?"Photo of meatloaf on a brown-and-white-ringed plate with mashed potatoes and green beans Side view photo of meatloaf sliced into, showing that it's shallow and flatTop-down photo of meatloaf showing browned ketchup and fried shallot topping
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 19/09/2026
Bake bread 🥖, grow herbs 🌿
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026
Things are getting tight out there. So a few general tips: 1) Make a “menu” for the week before grocery shopping. Be ready to change it based on sales, but if you know what you’re making and the ingredients it’s easier to budget.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/09/2026
Literally me right now #painsomnia #migraine #fibro #mecfs
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 19/06/2026
Saw some anime-inspired skins for #SlaytheSpire2 by some talented "Neowmaxingzoomweebies"* *If you don't get my Breakfast Club reference, reevaluate your life.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 26/05/2026
Help settle a question for @applescruff909.bsky.social and me: What's the worst cereal (and why is it Cookie Crisp)?
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. Faith No More Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Eels R.E.M. Queensryche Swans April Smith & The Great Picture Show Radiohead Jane's Addiction
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How cool is it to share a planet with these wonderful people?!
youtu.be
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you've seen live. Björk Jane's Addiction (x2) Kenny Loggins Neko Case Nine Inch Nails Rabbit in the Moon Sigur Rós (x2) Smashing Pumpkins (x2) Sonic Youth "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands / artists you've seen live. Arctic Monkeys Bastille Grouplove Phoenix NONONO Limp Bizkit Papa Roach Bare Naked Ladies Ben Folds Five Mumford & Sons
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 22/05/2026
Double feature idea: Bugonia and Project Hail Mary #filmsky
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.
Photo of comedian and cabaret singer, Bridget Everett, winking with a big smile in an extremely low-cut red flowy dress with her hands on her hips and hair blowing in a breeze.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone. In this case, maybe J stands for James.
Jeff Bridges as The Dude in The Big Lebowski (1998), in a warmly lit room, holding up a spliff and saying, "Mind if I do a J?"
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 16/05/2026
YOLOing into PEM aka Highway to the Painger Zone #mecfs
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 16/05/2026
Person: So, what do you do? Me: Strategize new pain, fatigue, and brainfog mitigation strategies. #mecfs #spoonies
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
WHAT PEOPLE THINK CHRONIC ILLNESS IS LIKE:  

A single label points to the entire circle: "FEEL REALLY TIRED SOMETIMES."  

WHAT CHRONIC ILLNESS ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE: 

The slices are labeled with various challenges including:



Fatigue

Side Effects

Brain Fog / Cognitive Issues

Feeling Like You Have the Flu

Joint Pain

Can't Sleep

Doctor's Appointments

Canceling Plans

Medical Testing

Overdoing It

Rationing Energy

Body Rejecting Foods

Dizziness / Fainting

People Not Getting It

Stomach & Bathroom Issues

Pain For No Reason

Pretending You're Fine  



MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 02/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Magnum, P.I. (o.g.) The Americans Poker Face Battlestar Galactica (new) Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Lower Decks The Good Place I'm Sorry Merlin Supernatural My So-Called Life The Pitt School Spirits Silo Culinary Class Wars
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day
Photo of earth from space overplayed with the words, "We are ALL in this Together"
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 13/04/2026
TIL saying that a redditor can't know what another redditor's thoughts are is cause for epic argument. 🤦‍♀️
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 12/04/2026
Change a movie title to more accurately reflect your life: Sex, Pies, and Videogames #filmsky
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 02/04/2026
I made bibimbap with toaster-oven broiled ground beef bulgogi (and I roasted the shallots slices with the beef, which I highly recommend 👌) #foodsky #dinner #KoreanFood
Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with bibimbap on a maple cutting board. There is a hint of rice showing underneath bulgogi, roasted red peppers, chiffonade of spinach, shredded carrot, roasted shallots, gochujang sauce, wok-freid egg, garnished with scallion and black sesame seeds. In the background are roasted red pepper strips, shredded carrot, spinach, and a magenta bowl filled with bulgogi. Top-down photo of a green bowl filled with final form (all mixed up) bibimbap on an oak table with a long-handled silver spoon stuck in it to the right. Top-down photo of bibimbap prep on a maple cutting board. Top left to right: fried egg, then roasted red pepper stripe, shredded carrot, chiffonade of spinach. Bottom right: magenta bowl full of ground beef bulgogi. Center: beef-fat-roasted shallots.Top-down photo of toaster oven roasted bulgogi and shallots swimming in beef fat and marinade on a foil-lined tray.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 31/03/2026
If you see this, post a character that made you reconsider your sexual orientation
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 27/03/2026
Dear Climate Change, please don't fuck with my cherry blossoms. TIA
Photo of blossoming weeping cherry tree in front of my kitchen window
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No more billionaires! @emartineau.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Young Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys
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emily fraser 🌿🐌✨ @emilyesfraser.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🧵 If you missed the @meactnet.bsky.social/ @solveme.bsky.social zooms this week & you're not sure what you missed, have no fear! There are really just 3 actions. The first 2 take less than a minute & allies are invited to join. If you care about human health & dignity, join us! #MECFS #LongCovid
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 27/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Paul Reubens playing Amilyn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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a man in a suit is sitting next to a kermit the frog puppet on a book .
Alt: Vampire Kermit the Frog lunges at Vincent Price's throat, while Price, dapper as ever in a tan suit with cravat, camps appropriately.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@TheeDoctorB

To everyone who ever said I didn’t “look sick”, know that I’m constantly running ActLikePeopleExpect.exe in my brain, am not always aware I’m doing it, and it’s eating up at least 50% of my RAM.

It’s also the reason for a lot of CPU overheating
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 26/03/2026
Y'all tried the viral cake mix cookies yet? Strawberry cake mix with a strawberry jello packet (my wild whim - very good) and freeze-dried strawberry powder dusted straight out of the oven. #cookies #foodsky #baking
Top-down photo of strawberry cake mix cookies Head-on photo of split strawberry cake mix cookie
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 25/03/2026
@applescruff909.bsky.social (who is driving rn) just said, "I'd tell you about my date with Medusa, but I'm too stoned." 😂
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I should tell my Hercules joke, it hits hard.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 25/03/2026
I'm way too fucked up to remember my Bacchus joke.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 25/03/2026
Share an actor you love.
Christian Bale in Empire of the SunChristian Bale in American PsychoChristian Bale in Rescue DawnChristian Bale in Equilibrium
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Share an actor you love.
Natasha Lyonne as Vivian in Slums of Beverly Hills (1998). She lies on the floor in a nightgown, holding a vibrator to her chest.Natasha Lyonne as Megan in But I'm a Cheerleader (1999). She stares intensely toward the camera with her mouth hanging slightly open. She wears a pink top and is in front of a soft, patterned backdrop with small yellow floral shapes.Natasha Lyonne as Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black (2013-2019). She wears a beige prison uniform and holds a screwdriver with its tip between her teeth.Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale in Poker Face (2023-2025). She sits in the front passenger seat of her 1969 Barracuda with her feet resting on the steering wheel, talking on a CB radio.
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emily fraser 🌿🐌✨ @emilyesfraser.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Every time I tell my Persephone joke they send me back to hell for 6 months
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 24/03/2026
I made a(nother) cartoon #NEISvoid
4-panel cartoon featuring one stick figure smiling standing in front of a bucket of water, and another looking calm while being on fire. 

Panel 1: smiling figure says, "hey, how are you?" On-fire figure replies, "same. on fire."

Panel 2: smiling figure says, "i was justin the ER for migraine, which actually turned out
to be sínus! have you tried sudafed? the weather is crazy.
what about mucinex? can you try to get some ketamine? totaly tripped. you know you have
treat the headache separately. i wish i could help you." On-fire figure says nothing. 

Panel 3: smiling figure says, "yell me what's going on with you? you know i'm a really great
doctor. how did you get diagnosed? you should go see my doctor. i dont lke yours. oh, i just feel so terrible thinking
of you like this." On-fire figure says nothing. 

Panel 4: On-fire figure, now burned and smoking standing on a pile of ash says, "gosh, i'm so sorry i made you feel bad."
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 21/03/2026
Post-Percocet #pooptrauma
Altered forearm tattoo from Orange is the New Black reading "Trust No Fart"Mark Renton played by Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting doubled over in pain on the sidewalk after his last hit of heroin has worn off and the opium suppositories have yet to melt. He is no longer constipated.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/03/2026
Spoiler alert: it's me!
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The American medical system (racket) continues to fail someone I love. So angry, frustrated, and exhausted right now, and I'm not even the patient.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 17/03/2026
Watching The Pitt has given me unreasonable expectations for emergency departments. The one I went to yesterday was an absolute clown show.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 15/03/2026
🎵When pizza's on a bagel...🎵
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"Sir, is this your daughter's body?" [Finishes chewing. Swallows Bagel Bite] "Yes, Officer. That's my little girl." [Sobs. Puts another Bagel Bite in mouth] [Jingle cue: 🎶You can eat pizza anytime.🎶]
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 14/03/2026
Alternatively Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.
Higgins in a lawn chair with Zeus and Apollo sitting pretty on either side
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 14/03/2026
Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.
Photo of Rick, Thomas Magnum, and T.C. from OG Magnum P.I. Rick is sitting with one butt cheek on the infamous red Ferrari, with Magnum standing to his left, and T.C. to his left. The background is lush Hawaiian greenery.
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 14/03/2026
Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.
Photo of Rick, Thomas Magnum, and T.C. from OG Magnum P.I. Rick is sitting with one butt cheek on the infamous red Ferrari, with Magnum standing to his left, and T.C. to his left. The background is lush Hawaiian greenery.
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🎃Jack-O-Scruff909🎃 @applescruff909.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yes, I'm religious; I believe in the holy trinity.
Photo of Fozzie Bear, Kermit the Frog, and Gonzo the Great from The Great Muppet Caper (1981).
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 13/03/2026
One thing I love about ChatGPT is you can be a total dick to it, and it apologizes to you. What a simp. 💩
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jodiesattva @jodiesattva.com · 12/03/2026
Woke up in the middle of the night with upper abdominal pain. I knew it was gas, but made a differential diagnosis of heart attack, which is what I would have preferred. Not because I actually wanted a heart attack, but because then maybe the ER would hook me up with a saline IV. 💩 #NEISvoid
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