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Cathy Leamy @metrokitty.bsky.social · 7h

Always delightful to randomly run across saint lore that I remember learning from an episode of @apocrypals.bsky.social!

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026

Inside of it is a faith hugger

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It has been discussed as a possibility many times I personally had quite a few of these as a kid Also I’m guessing shout out to @comictropes.bsky.social

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Maybe he took it off to wash his hands

"Archaeologists have discovered a 2,000-year-old ring bearing the name of Pontius Pilate"

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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@apocrypals.bsky.social episode re: The Book of Jubilees made me go "I have read this fanfiction and it is Bad." It's interesting how much I do not want a version of the bible with Lo Problemático removed or solved.

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Got a request from @napoleonicento.bsky.social to draw a St Christopher, so I had @fetorpse.bsky.social ink it to make it presentable

A con sketch of St Christopher with a wolf head holding a stoked baby Jesus

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Tim Maytom @trivialad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

@apocrypals.bsky.social I have to assume that The Mountain Goats' Psalm 40:2 is already on the shortlist of music tracks for the next episode, but let me put this particular version in front of y'all as it goes especially hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YQ...

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The Mountain Goats - Psalms 40:2 - Cemetery Gates

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Tony Burke @tonyburke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Seven (?) years in the making, submitted to my editors yesterday. 624 pages, covering almost 400 texts but 100 or so pages over my page limit. Happy to leave this in the hands of the editors for a while and move on to something else (or just get more sleep). My thanks to all who helped along the way

Draft of opening page to Introduction to Christian Apocrypha by Tony Burke

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Cathy Leamy @metrokitty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hold up, the game where you _what?_ Oh my goodness I have never wanted a recorded @apocrypals.bsky.social actual play episode more in my life 🤩

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Brad DeLong @braddelong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

_I dreamed last night /I was on the boat to heaven./ And by some chance/ I had brought my dice along…_ No: That is not it. Start over: I have been spending too much of my time thinking about AI these days, with consequences. One of the consequences is that last weekend I dreamed. I dreamed I... 1/

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Don De Tina @donnyd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just now reading about the purported biblically accurate operating system: TempleOS, and the tragic mental illness of its creator, Terry A. Davis. Wow, a lacuna of ignorance on my part. TempleOS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS Terry A. Davis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_A...

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Clayton Flesher @claytonflesher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Apocrypals is back!!!!! Apocrypals is back!!!!! I missed you @apocrypals.bsky.social. @benitocereno.bsky.social @theisb.bsky.social

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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

One week early for our Patreon subscribers: @feitclub.bsky.social @theisb.bsky.social @benitocereno.bsky.social & @shanewatch.bsky.social discuss the divine El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron Sign up & listen here: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p...

cover art by John Pading: a close-up of Enoch facing away from the camera, giving us a GOOD look at his Edwin blue jeans.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

solomon in 1 Kings 3

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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

@apocrypals.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8G4TF1j/ were the Minions at the crucifixion

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Listen to Andrew imo (Also @500songspodcast.bsky.social is literally the best podcast)

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We’ve been getting tagged a lot in this conversation (thanks!), but to be as clear as I can: When we riff about the Apostles being teens and Peter being 16 specifically, that’s us doing a No Prize-style, in-universe justification of their behavior. It’s kayfabe 1/

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Candida Moss @candidamoss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The Barbie and the Bible volume by Christopher B Hays and Meghan Henning is here! I got to write the foreword which is a rare excuse to write about Perpetual again!

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 04/07/2026

Him: So what’s happening in Catholicism? Me: Oh, Jesus Christ, well— Him: Yeah, but what else?

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I can't believe there's going to be a schism in the Catholic church and I'm going to side with the Catholic church

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I was wondering why I had so many notifications on Tumblr, but then I remembered I queued up a reply the other day that included the question "Who performed God's bottom surgery?" and was like, "oh, right"

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Like we always say: if you can understand Star Wars, you can understand the Bible

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

jesus christ book of enoch spoilers on my tl

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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

@apocrypals.bsky.social selection of examples of bias in translation

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 31/05/2026

God makes the snake.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Veronica this is no time to be hawking merch

“The Carrying of the Cross” - Biagio d'Antonio

Oil painting of Christ carrying the cross surrounded by a large crowd and Veronica is holding the “veil” that just looks like Jesus merch

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

In fact, flattening the options down to “the Jesus of the Gospels* existed” or “Jesus didn’t exist at all” makes things easier for evangelizers, lowering the burden of proof They then only need to sell an ordinary claim (a man existed) to sell an extraordinary one (he is God and hates gay people)

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Apocrypals @apocrypals.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’m not trying to correct a joke, but I also don’t want anyone taking a joke too seriously Jesus is historically attested outside of the Gospels, which are not historical documents. Scholars almost universally accept the existence of a historical Jesus, deniers are extremely fringe +

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