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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 58m
Starting a rumor that vampires see in back and white with a subtle film grain
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Every once in a while, I like to go to the local Italian grocery and blow my feeble Canadian mind with all the pasta shapes I've never before imagined
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Marna Nightingale — ICE gets the skates. @marnanightingale.bsky.social · 4h
So, some of you know I ran No Surrender Ottawa for many years. One of the dogs we helped, Mika, had had an injury neglected so badly that her front leg had to be amputated. She's now developed crippling arthritis and needs help getting rehab and a mobility device: gofund.me/83a23cd26
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Donate to ❤️ Help Mika Walk Again: Rehabilitation, Recovery & Hope, organized by Jessica Fullerton
Mika survived unimaginable neglect, fought her way bac… Jessica Fullerton needs your support for ❤️ Help Mika Walk Again: Rehabilitation, Recovery & Hope
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 5h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@feklar42.bsky.social are we on today?
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to put those zookeepers who are like: "it's easy to tell them apart once you get to know them" in an MRI and find out which brain area they use to recognize lesser kudu.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks to Tom Scott for leading me to the greatest YouTube playlist in existence m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm gonna be real, this feels like *too much* book
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IDK if people know about this, but youtube provides "creators" with ~suggested~ topics and thumbnails, and I see this I block the whole ass channel.
Thumbnail from "Tom Davis Dog Training" with the title "7 Dog Breeds I'd Never let in My House."  Thumbnail is a white guy in a dark shirt making a slightly comical "aw nuts" face, in front of 7 silhouetted dogs of fairly distinct dog breeds sitting in a line.Thumbnail from @SteveCopperDogs of a video titled "7 Dog Breeds Id Never Let in My House."  Thumbnail is a different white guy in a dark shirt, looking sincerely at the viewer.  Behind him sits a line of 7 (???) dog breeds in silhouette.  They are the exact same dogs, sitting on the exact same lawn.
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 04/10/2026
lol
The play contains an error rooted in Robert Browning's unfamiliarity with vulgar slang. In her closing song, Pippa says:

But at night, brother howlet, over the woods,
Toll the world to thy chantry;
Sing to the bats' sleek sisterhoods
Full complines with gallantry:
Then, owls and bats,
Cowls and twats,
Monks and nuns, in a cloister's moods,
Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry![21]

— from Act IV: Night, Scene: Pippa's chamber again (emphasis added)"Twat" was and remains vulgar slang for a woman's external genitalia. But in 1886, Frederick James Furnivall, a contributor to the Oxford English Dictionary, asked the poet for his source, and Browning replied "that he got the word from the Royalist rhymes entitled 'Vanity of Vanities', on Sir Harry Vane's picture"[22] in which Vane is lampooned thus:

They talk't of his having a Cardinalls Hat,
They'd send him as soon an old Nun's Twat[23]

Browning added, "The word struck me as a distinctive part of a nun's attire that might fitly pair off with the cowl appropriated to a monk."
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@marnanightingale.bsky.social : "you can't put children in the pear wiggler anymore. Because of woke."
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toshirō Mifune in Rashōmon (1950)
Captured in a piercing, sun-drenched close-up, Toshirō Mifune delivers a visceral portrait of raw physical intensity as the volatile bandit Tajōmaru in Akira Kurosawa’s cinematic masterpiece Rashomon (1950). Sweat glistens across his brow and cheekbones beneath the oppressive heat, while his narrowed, predatory gaze and furrowed brow radiate an unpredictable mixture of suspicion, pride, and feral defiance. Bound in a coarse, dark cloth head-wrap over disheveled hair, Mifune's weathered features and dark stubble reflect the untamed existence of an outlaw living on the margins of society. The photograph evokes a palpable sensory environment: the stifling, humid heaviness of the ancient forest, the relentless drone of summer cicadas echoing through the canopy, the abrasive scrape of rough-woven hemp against dust-streaked skin, and the blinding glint of high-noon sunlight breaking through the leaves.
As the film that catapulted post-war Japanese cinema onto the global stage, Rashomon redefined narrative storytelling through its revolutionary exploration of subjective memory, human vanity, and moral ambiguity. Adapted from Ryūnosuke Akutagawa’s short stories "In a Grove" (Yabu no Naka) and "Rashōmon," the plot constructs four conflicting testimonies surrounding a single violent encounter in the woods. Mifune’s landmark performance turned the traditional samurai-era villain into a kinetic, animalistic force, seamlessly fusing explosive physical theatricality with deep psychological insecurity. Collaborating with visionary cinematographer Kazuo Miyagawa, Kurosawa famously used angled mirrors inside the dense forest set to bounce harsh, natural sunlight directly onto the actors' faces, creating a striking visual rhythm that visually manifests the fractured, elusive nature of truth.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I enjoy the "what's an book you love no one has heard of?" and variations on this question, but every once in a while I find myself wanting to argue with answers and. You know what? I'm gonna make microwave nachos.)
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Jim Nyenhuis @jnyen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was a little buzz a while back about THE STEERSWOMAN books by Rosemary Kirstein, which was how I came to read them. It was not NEARLY enough buzz. About discovery, and they perform discovery so well; just so special when a book can bring you along on just all the levels.
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Jenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(hey, remember when people's tongues were always fighting for dominance? that was an era of our reading lives. I think it's over now! the tongues came home from war. I hope their dogs still recognized them.)
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's called heteropessimism
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more of this worm. he reminds me of a convenience store or gas station logo
three flat color drawings of a long bodied worm or snake like fantasy creature with six wings and a body that is striped with black on top, then blue, then red, and then yellow on the underside. it appears to be crying.
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doing exercise feels like being addicted to heroine in that I am addicted to doing absolutely fucking nothing and I will relapse into nothing after every attempt to not, no matter the elaborate structure I build up around doing exercise. Nothing else hits like doing absolutely fucking nothing.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every citizen gotta have the portrait of the Respected General Comrade Secretary, and the portrait of the Eternal President
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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Jane Shi | 皮爬高 echolalia echolalia is out now @pipagaopoetry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love not knowing anything about the lesbian bar mask discourse. donate: bit.ly/eSimsRUs
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Crips for eSims for Gaza
Crips for eSims for Gaza is a collaboration between Jane Shi, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, and Alice Wong.
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@libitina.bsky.social are we Thursday?
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wtypod purposes that Ronald Reagan should be Cadaver Synoded, and u know what?
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please tell me your favorite fictional or historical disaster bi, on our special day
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026
Excited to reflect, absorb, and emit light EXTRA WELL today ✨💃⚡️ #BiVisibilityDay
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to reacquire some French fluency. What's a middle grade TV show I could become obsessed with?
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone on the Deerfoot is a maniac, if I did please pee on a car in my memory
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ChicagoVintageTileFloors @chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Black & tan @odoggle.bsky.social sitting on black & tan lined tile floor.
A black & tan dog sitting on black & tan lined tile floor looking out to the camera.
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any politician who abandons trans rights has already abandoned the rights of some women: women they don't think make the grade. If you think ”(Some) Women's Rights” is good enough, I don't think much of your feminism.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if I ever go missing, just have someone identify a malamute as a husky on youtube and you will be able to find me in the comments, correcting them
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@libitina.bsky.social any chance we can make Thursday happen?
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
okay, i have now read definitely more than I needed to about the AI sex cult: we don't need to shame them for their kinks which are kinda pedestrian, we should shame them for destroying the world out of the conviction they're the only ones smart enough to drive this car.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So the answer to "during his time on earth, did Jesus ever see an armadillo?" is: "the armadillo is nocturnal so it really all depends on what time of day it was when the Devil got round to showing him the Americas."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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The Met: Costume Institute @metcostume.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Parasol botfrens.com/collections/223/conten…
Brooklyn Museum Costume Collection at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Gift of the Brooklyn Museum, 2009; Gift of the late Mrs. Geoffrey Howell in memory of her mother, Mrs. James Marsh Griggs and all her daughters, 1944
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look at this.
The logo for the swan & mallard restaurant, with a white ampersand resembling a Sean's body and graceful neck, ending in an orange bill and black eyes. The negative space in the center has has feet and a bill added to make rhe logo resemble a swan wrapped about a black mallard.
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We need to unplug the internet, for a while. Go outside or something.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mine. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a kitchen scene. A shorthaired tabby cat is sitting on a chair, peeking over the edge of a table and using one paw to steal some kind of food items off the table. It’s a pile of small, light colored objects. I think it might be cereal.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 03/12/2025
okay these actually turned out so sick i'm so sad i can only ship to canada aplante.com/shop
my hand holding a sticker that looks like a brightly-coloured "no parking anytime" sign vandalized to read "NO AI ANYTIME" insteada pile of stickers (see other photo for description)
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone who knows both music and dogs: which female rap vocalist has border collie energy?
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could the new world struggle to be born a little faster. These monsters are killing me. Get born, dipshit
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