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Nate

@fetorpse.bsky.social
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It’s me, Nate.

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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Horny autism representation is so goated
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We need to start freely deploying the w-slur. It is short for “wight-person,” which is a maggot-coloured ghoul that assumes a mockery of the human shape whose soul has been ripped away and hates and eats all life and innocence.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I hope your strong female characters didn’t accidentally inspire any Israeli women to blow up other women 😬
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jude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Noooo stop if too many people object to orders they’ll have to ship ICE over stop doooooon’t
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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Worms / PC / Ocean Software / 1995
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you think about it NASA was stopping pedophilia from escaping Earth and spreading to other planets.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
They're not journalists. We need to start pushing back on that shit. Call these people PR professionals. They hate that. Trust me. Nothing cuts a "reporter" deeper than calling them Public Relations because they have such disdain for the people who work in that industry.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Surprised to see that Trump, who is usually so deliberate and thoughtful, has decided to create a world where kidnapping or killing world leaders is a normalized method of handling threats.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epstein’s Fury
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know this will get me in hot water but what if there were consequences for being a bad person who hurts kids on purpose
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this
ALT: a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You are gonna die because of a pedophile one way or the other you may as well pick the one where you didn’t protect them.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Executions of podcasters scheduled to resume until the MLK Jr of the Right is found.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
If they can change Gen Y to Millennials because of the big thing going on, then together we can all change Gen Alpha to Epsteinites, come on everyone!
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Anyone else starting to notice the longer you live, the more people you hear about dying? Something going on here. The cowards at the funeral home refuse to give me answers. They know I’m close. Where are my grandparents?
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I can just tell you’re pronouncing it with the wrong spelling
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The reason rich people need to make robots is because if people build their escape rocket there’s a bomb on it
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ancient examples of comic creators having poster’s madness: Al Capp (Li’l Abner) was a serial sexual predator who supported gay rights and MLK, but hated hippies. Chester Gould (Dick Tracy) got into a one sided feud with NASA about how best to travel to the moon.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So when they said “you get more conservative as you get older” that was about the pedophilia right
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
right now there is a man who has blown $85,000 on a gambling site and ruined his children's future, when he could have purchased a platinum Rolex Cosmograph Daytona for the same amount and enriched his family's lives
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Wet humor.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Do you think the actor who played Doakes still looks at people?
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pacing through every conservative coffee shop I can find loudly expressing my DEEPLY SECRET opinion about the Super Bowl halftime show I watched that I do NOT want my liberal friends to know 😰😰😰
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The only reason you see noticer trogs invoke Laken Riley is because they can’t spell or pronounce Iryna Zarutska, don’t want you to notice she was an immigrant, or that she was killed by an schizophrenic American who was denied the mental healthcare that would have saved her life.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I like how the season 2 of every popular streaming show gets cut in half and dragged out to the end of season 3.
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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Mad Max: sorry, ahem, should have bloody annunciated better, no not Petro Wars—PEDO Wars
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The perfect day to stop defending billionaire pedophiles is today, it costs nothing and wins you participation with the future of human society. There is nothing to lose.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Wait til you figure out the first part only happens to make sure the second part happens
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ICE should start sucking each other off now to get used to the taste of huge loads from strangers they’ll be eating at every restaurant for the rest of their lives.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Very excited to pick sides for the Pedo-Petro-Corpophile v Human Supremacist War
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There is a Be Historically Famous For All Time Forever button and all anyone has to do is push it once or twice, is an interesting thing to notice.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It is very funny watching right wingers go straight into “anything that hurts my feelings is violence” without even doing any throat clearing about how this is different from all the stuff they just spent years making fun of. At least make up an excuse guys
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Rightoids are taking to the streets of their suburbs chanting White Lives Splatter.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We should consider hanging something, like a banner (we can think of something else to use if cloth is too expensive), up in front of the houses of the family’s of ICE agents, as way to show that their neighbors will never forget what their fathers and husbands and sons did to serve the government.
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sam @samthielman.com · 24/01/2026
[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An ice officer tried to commit suicide on camera by jumping in front of a moving car and killing the driver so that it would plow into him unable to stop, due to male loneliness epidemic invented by the terrorist democrats.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I always stand directly in front of cars when I’m scared for my life.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Of course the US military would fire on US citizens. They yearn to. It is their holy grail, their four minute mile.
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Better Danzig @betterdanzig.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Theres a murderer at large being protected because of his political beliefs
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Trigger warning ⚠️ Here’s the video. Cold blooded murder. The Trump regime is lying.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
How does it feel to know there are right wing politicians out there that think right wing voters are dumber than you do?
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think if we all aim our monocles and fire at once we can knock the finger away from the button
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They’re allowed to poke the pillsbury doughboy again now because of Trump. He brought that back too.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Inceldom will drop by at least 50% if sex education is reserved for only the chads and stacies of each class.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’m glad there are so many cool action movies that show enterprising freethinkers tons of evil plots where the only weakness was failing to account for a hero guy who doesn’t actually exist.
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Nate @fetorpse.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’ve been checking around and I’m pretty sure the only way to make a human brain enjoy the way a billionaire behaves is the direct application of child abuse.
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