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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 9h
I hate ratings culture. It's a stupid way to spend your time. You're not a literary critic. You don't actually like or understand art. Get a fucking journal. Obviously please keep rating like pants and appliances that is a public service
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Fighting Fantasist @coopgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roger Dean
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Endlessly entering strings of six numbers into every app and website, closing the email signup, accepting the cookies, you can't kill me motherfucker I'm eternal, I have a peace inside me that is ever growing, every pop up is a splinter I will replace with the scar tissue of patience, I WILL PREVAIL
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge kudos to Matt Johnson and the gang, really excited to see how the "Stavros goes on Drew Barrymore's talk show" episode of NTBTS season 3 plays out
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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James "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wandering around my house in a daze, remembering the time* a bird got stuck in the dryer ventilation shaft *This morning
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi
Rabbit like entity with transit lines festooning its Baymax like body
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is having the best date of his goddamn life. Maybe it will go uninterrupted.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Started a new medication this week and it fixed me. I'm now perfect.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
quit crying asshole
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's actually Matt Johnson-ing* *if I'm getting the context right from these 3 posts and no other information
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would like to opt out of Microsoft authenticator on the basis of ADHD. Stop reminding me my phone exists in the middle of the workday. Do you want me to do my job or not.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm so tired but I have to do my job anyway, I do not see how this is not basis for a lawsuit. The defendants would of course be the government, my employers, my partner, and my parents
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In my house, we have to show each other the wad of car hair and hide it from the cat. 😔 This is the accepted workaround when you have a Class A Little Sicko who will try to eat fur.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!?
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
no one has ever suffered as much in the history of the world as this girl who is sort of hungry but has already had lunch
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026
oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that?
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
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The Anti-Reality TV Article Every Woman Should Read
Why Love Island Is Just Pornography For Women
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For The Worse @koes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Two goblins hanging off a bird feeder Two gnomes playing pattycake Two harpies playing sexy pattycake Something from dark souls Butterfly Something from dark souls Thumbs up Red lizards climbing a mountain True Detective opening credits Crabs riding iguanas, doing battle
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The power of light and shadows
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New phone showing me battery saver icons at 25%. Extremely naive behavior. Acting like we're not about to plumb the depths of what this battery is capable of. Like it won't be called upon to bravely surpass all former definitions of a single percent.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Listened to a playlist including Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek today and it was weird how well I could suddenly remember being 19. Anyway great song
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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got CTE from playing Peek-a-... X.com
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19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, "the ripper" is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give "Jack" credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly
19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Someone made an Inuyasha soundtrack playlist on Spotify so that I can feel like I'm triumphing over demons while I'm categorizing these expenses
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Drew Shields (commissions open) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
‘Quick Getaway’ Recent commission HMU if you’re looking for some art
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ballet "when the teacher is looking" meme
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just started thinking about how the yogurt (skyr) I eat almost every day is extremely similar in texture, flavor, and thickness to a small tub of cream cheese
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well sure I work at the consent factory but in a different department than where they actually manufacture the consent. I’m on a whole other floor.
We’ve all got work to do 
Well sure I work at the consent factory but in a different department than where they actually manufacture the consent. I’m on a whole other floor. They have a real strict firewall set up so it’s basically none of my concern. Same cafeteria sure but who’s really going to quibble with that. How many cafeterias do you expect a building to have? We’re all people and we gotta eat haha. Either way every morning from the moment I walk through the revolving doors to when I scan my ID at the security desk I do a big petulant teenager in the back seat on the way to church routine so anyone who might be watching knows that I don’t want to be there. That I don’t approve of what I do for a living. What they do I mean. Unless one of the guys from the prestige department is around then I straighten right up like daddy just got home. They’re in the same building too. Top floor. Then I sit at my desk waving my hand in front of my face all day like someone farted while I’m busy at my work. Which is trying to change things from the inside by the way.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A man interviews for a job. The interviewer points to a literal wordless gap in the interviewee's resume and asks "what is this gap on your resumé" The interviewee, with an evil grin implores the interviewer to "look closer..." The interviewer sweats as he witnesses and evil aura with ominous humming noises emotting from the resume. The interviewer now finds himself trapped in the gap in the resume. The interviewee laughs malevolently.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My craziest religious belief is that I am a different order of being from a khaki shorts + polo + loafers guy who would come into the pizza place, see no one behind the counter, and wait about fifteen seconds before just walking into the kitchen to ask about his takeout
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me training new staff: This job is ok, except when you hear "This project should be really easy," buckle up pal they tripped a flag, they jinxed you, they tempted fate, get ready to justify the six hours you're about to bill which you will only remember as being spent in purgatory
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“The Gold-Bug” (Edgar Allan Poe) — José Segrelles Albert, 1935
A painting, illustrating Poe's short story, showing a cobweb-covered skull on a tree branch. there's a string dropping down from the eye of the skull. the weight keeping the string straight is a gold beetle
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” sir. Sir. You’re not supposed to admit it like that
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thinking about the time a bunch of hells kitchen contestants didn't know room temp heavy cream would churn into butter faster. The fools.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/05/2026
5. James Cantor, a Toronto psychologist who has built a career testifying for states defending care bans despite no clinical experience treating transgender minors—and who was once quietly dropped from a Florida Board of Medicine, had his testimony considered not credible.
1. Dr. James Cantor
128. Dr. James Cantor is a psychologist and neuroscientist. Tr. 385:19–20. He is not a physician. Tr. 410:18–19.
129. The focus of Dr. Cantor’s clinical work is on adult sex and couple’s therapy. Tr. 410:20–23. Dr. Cantor is not licensed to treat individuals under the age of 16. Tr. 411:4–8. He has never diagnosed an individual under the age of 16 with gender dysphoria. Tr. 411:9–11.
130. Dr. Cantor has not conducted any original scientific research on the efficacy or safety of gender dysphoria treatments. Tr. 412:19–22.
131. Despite his lack of experience in the area, Defendant proffered Dr. Cantor to speak on the medical impacts of puberty blockers and hormone therapies for the treatment of gender dysphoria in minors. See, e.g., Ex. 102 at ¶ 40.
132. The Court does not credit the testimony of Dr. Cantor as to the actual
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or potential effects of puberty blockers or hormone therapies because he lacks the qualifications to offer his opinions and failed to support them. 133. Defendant also proffered Dr. Cantor for his opinion on the quality, quantity, and results of studies pertinent to the provision of gender-affirming medical care to minors. Tr. 391:7–409:21.
134. The Court does not credit Dr. Cantor’s opinions on the quality, quantity, and results of studies for the reasons articulated by Plaintiffs’ experts. His opinions are supported only by cherry-picked information, conjecture, and research taken out of context. The Court, thus, finds that his opinions do not accurately or reliably report and summarize the state of research regarding gender-affirming care in minors. This is shown by, among other things:
i. Dr. Cantor stated that “peer-review is the line between acceptable and not” but himself relied on non-peer reviewed sources to support his position. Ex. 11 at ¶ 21 (Turban Rebuttal Decl.).
ii. Dr. Cantor uses survey-based reports to support his position, but dismisses higher-quality studies out of hand. Ex. 11 at ¶ 55 n. 71 (Turban Rebut…1. Dr. James Cantor
128. Dr. James Cantor is a psychologist and neuroscientist. Tr. 385:19–20. He is not a physician. Tr. 410:18–19.
129. The focus of Dr. Cantor’s clinical work is on adult sex and couple’s therapy. Tr. 410:20–23. Dr. Cantor is not licensed to treat individuals under the age of 16. Tr. 411:4–8. He has never diagnosed an individual under the age of 16 with gender dysphoria. Tr. 411:9–11.
130. Dr. Cantor has not conducted any original scientific research on the efficacy or safety of gender dysphoria treatments. Tr. 412:19–22.
131. Despite his lack of experience in the area, Defendant proffered Dr. Cantor to speak on the medical impacts of puberty blockers and hormone therapies for the treatment of gender dysphoria in minors. See, e.g., Ex. 102 at ¶ 40.
132. The Court does not credit the testimony of Dr. Cantor as to the actual
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or potential effects of puberty blockers or hormone therapies because he lacks the qualifications to offer his opinions and failed to support them. 133. Defendant also proffered Dr. Cantor for his opinion on the quality, quantity, and results of studies pertinent to the provision of gender-affirming medical care to minors. Tr. 391:7–409:21.
134. The Court does not credit Dr. Cantor’s opinions on the quality, quantity, and results of studies for the reasons articulated by Plaintiffs’ experts. His opinions are supported only by cherry-picked information, conjecture, and research taken out of context. The Court, thus, finds that his opinions do not accurately or reliably report and summarize the state of research regarding gender-affirming care in minors. This is shown by, among other things:
i. Dr. Cantor stated that “peer-review is the line between acceptable and not” but himself relied on non-peer reviewed sources to support his position. Ex. 11 at ¶ 21 (Turban Rebuttal Decl.).
ii. Dr. Cantor uses survey-based reports to support his position, but dismisses higher-quality studies out of hand. Ex. 11 at ¶ 55 n. 71 (Turban Rebut…
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/05/2026
1. A Kansas Judge has struck down the anti-trans "experts" the ADF parades. "Cherry-picked information, conjecture, and research taken out of context," ruled Judge Folsom III. He then established 349 facts that support trans care and reversed the Kansas ban. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Kansas Judge Eviscerates Anti-Trans
The judge found 349 individual facts supported the continued provision of gender-affirming care.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Buff-tip moths They look like little broken birch twigs! A perfect disguise!
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