Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 9hI hate ratings culture. It's a stupid way to spend your time. You're not a literary critic. You don't actually like or understand art. Get a fucking journal. Obviously please keep rating like pants and appliances that is a public service 100
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Endlessly entering strings of six numbers into every app and website, closing the email signup, accepting the cookies, you can't kill me motherfucker I'm eternal, I have a peace inside me that is ever growing, every pop up is a splinter I will replace with the scar tissue of patience, I WILL PREVAIL 030
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Huge kudos to Matt Johnson and the gang, really excited to see how the "Stavros goes on Drew Barrymore's talk show" episode of NTBTS season 3 plays out 010
Reposted by LizzyJames "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic. 421330151
Reposted by LizzyNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago 25742102
Reposted by LizzyMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour. 158101812208
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wandering around my house in a daze, remembering the time* a bird got stuck in the dryer ventilation shaft *This morning 030
Reposted by LizzyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi 732282215
Reposted by LizzyBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026swanboy.com/comic/swan-b... 65706104
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Started a new medication this week and it fixed me. I'm now perfect. 010
Reposted by Lizzydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026quit crying asshole 861509123
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's actually Matt Johnson-ing* *if I'm getting the context right from these 3 posts and no other information 100
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I would like to opt out of Microsoft authenticator on the basis of ADHD. Stop reminding me my phone exists in the middle of the workday. Do you want me to do my job or not. 021
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm so tired but I have to do my job anyway, I do not see how this is not basis for a lawsuit. The defendants would of course be the government, my employers, my partner, and my parents 040
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In my house, we have to show each other the wad of car hair and hide it from the cat. 😔 This is the accepted workaround when you have a Class A Little Sicko who will try to eat fur. 020
Reposted by LizzyNicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!? 16894136
Reposted by LizzyCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026no one has ever suffered as much in the history of the world as this girl who is sort of hungry but has already had lunch 2322
Reposted by Lizzytinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that? 295690976
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...open.substack.comThe Anti-Reality TV Article Every Woman Should ReadWhy Love Island Is Just Pornography For Women 000
Reposted by LizzyFor The Worse @koes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Two goblins hanging off a bird feeder Two gnomes playing pattycake Two harpies playing sexy pattycake Something from dark souls Butterfly Something from dark souls Thumbs up Red lizards climbing a mountain True Detective opening credits Crabs riding iguanas, doing battle 001
Reposted by Lizzypmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The power of light and shadows 353318549
Reposted by LizzyThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century. 4182933409
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026New phone showing me battery saver icons at 25%. Extremely naive behavior. Acting like we're not about to plumb the depths of what this battery is capable of. Like it won't be called upon to bravely surpass all former definitions of a single percent. 020
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Listened to a playlist including Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek today and it was weird how well I could suddenly remember being 19. Anyway great song 000
Reposted by LizzyLucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT 20386131059
Reposted by Lizzyblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video 26582502387
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Someone made an Inuyasha soundtrack playlist on Spotify so that I can feel like I'm triumphing over demons while I'm categorizing these expenses 030
Reposted by LizzyDrew Shields (commissions open) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026‘Quick Getaway’ Recent commission HMU if you’re looking for some art 61074224
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I just started thinking about how the yogurt (skyr) I eat almost every day is extremely similar in texture, flavor, and thickness to a small tub of cream cheese 130
Reposted by Lizzyalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb 161986508
Reposted by LizzyLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well sure I work at the consent factory but in a different department than where they actually manufacture the consent. I’m on a whole other floor. 532843
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My craziest religious belief is that I am a different order of being from a khaki shorts + polo + loafers guy who would come into the pizza place, see no one behind the counter, and wait about fifteen seconds before just walking into the kitchen to ask about his takeout 020
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Me training new staff: This job is ok, except when you hear "This project should be really easy," buckle up pal they tripped a flag, they jinxed you, they tempted fate, get ready to justify the six hours you're about to bill which you will only remember as being spent in purgatory 020
Reposted by LizzyNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026“The Gold-Bug” (Edgar Allan Poe) — José Segrelles Albert, 1935 0203
Reposted by LizzyDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” sir. Sir. You’re not supposed to admit it like that 2346
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Thinking about the time a bunch of hells kitchen contestants didn't know room temp heavy cream would churn into butter faster. The fools. 010
Reposted by LizzyErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/05/20265. James Cantor, a Toronto psychologist who has built a career testifying for states defending care bans despite no clinical experience treating transgender minors—and who was once quietly dropped from a Florida Board of Medicine, had his testimony considered not credible. 120817
Reposted by LizzyErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/05/20261. A Kansas Judge has struck down the anti-trans "experts" the ADF parades. "Cherry-picked information, conjecture, and research taken out of context," ruled Judge Folsom III. He then established 349 facts that support trans care and reversed the Kansas ban. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comKansas Judge Eviscerates Anti-TransThe judge found 349 individual facts supported the continued provision of gender-affirming care. 102702950
Reposted by Lizzy🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Buff-tip moths They look like little broken birch twigs! A perfect disguise! 772764563