Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16hThis is an opinion I'm voicing bc I read someones bio on a newsletter and it said they have a goal of reading 50+ books a year and have previously done over 100 and that way of thinking makes me want to do a te*****sm at barnes and noble. Maybe summer reading programs were a mistake. 000
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16h"four out of five stars" if you're saying that with any level of sincerity, dig a hole and sit in it until you come out with better things to say 100
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16hI hate ratings culture. It's a stupid way to spend your time. You're not a literary critic. You don't actually like or understand art. Get a fucking journal. Obviously please keep rating like pants and appliances that is a public service 100
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Endlessly entering strings of six numbers into every app and website, closing the email signup, accepting the cookies, you can't kill me motherfucker I'm eternal, I have a peace inside me that is ever growing, every pop up is a splinter I will replace with the scar tissue of patience, I WILL PREVAIL 030
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Huge kudos to Matt Johnson and the gang, really excited to see how the "Stavros goes on Drew Barrymore's talk show" episode of NTBTS season 3 plays out 010
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh yeah dude they act like that's not relevant for some reason 010
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hell yeah. I've stood up to a small business boss before, was very "who needs drugs when I can tell my boss they can't say that to me" 110
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026All your posts are good, but if I can make a special request it is as many posts as possible on this topic please, I love them 030
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Now that you've come out of the shadows, what will you do next 010
Reposted by LizzyJames "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic. 421330151
Reposted by LizzyNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago 25742102
Reposted by LizzyMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour. 158101812208
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've had a woman recommend it but I still ain't gonna read it because it does not sound like my shit at all 011
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wandering around my house in a daze, remembering the time* a bird got stuck in the dryer ventilation shaft *This morning 030
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Thinking a lot, but definitely not too much, about the possibility of a restaurant John Wick 030
Reposted by LizzyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi 732282215
Reposted by LizzyBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026swanboy.com/comic/swan-b... 65706104
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Started a new medication this week and it fixed me. I'm now perfect. 010
Reposted by Lizzydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026quit crying asshole 861509123
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's actually Matt Johnson-ing* *if I'm getting the context right from these 3 posts and no other information 100
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I would like to opt out of Microsoft authenticator on the basis of ADHD. Stop reminding me my phone exists in the middle of the workday. Do you want me to do my job or not. 021
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm so tired but I have to do my job anyway, I do not see how this is not basis for a lawsuit. The defendants would of course be the government, my employers, my partner, and my parents 040
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In my house, we have to show each other the wad of car hair and hide it from the cat. 😔 This is the accepted workaround when you have a Class A Little Sicko who will try to eat fur. 020
Reposted by LizzyNicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!? 16894136
Reposted by LizzyCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026no one has ever suffered as much in the history of the world as this girl who is sort of hungry but has already had lunch 2322
Reposted by Lizzytinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that? 295690976
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...open.substack.comThe Anti-Reality TV Article Every Woman Should ReadWhy Love Island Is Just Pornography For Women 000
Reposted by LizzyFor The Worse @koes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Two goblins hanging off a bird feeder Two gnomes playing pattycake Two harpies playing sexy pattycake Something from dark souls Butterfly Something from dark souls Thumbs up Red lizards climbing a mountain True Detective opening credits Crabs riding iguanas, doing battle 001
Reposted by Lizzypmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The power of light and shadows 353318549
Reposted by LizzyThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century. 4182933409
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026New phone showing me battery saver icons at 25%. Extremely naive behavior. Acting like we're not about to plumb the depths of what this battery is capable of. Like it won't be called upon to bravely surpass all former definitions of a single percent. 020
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Listened to a playlist including Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek today and it was weird how well I could suddenly remember being 19. Anyway great song 000
Reposted by LizzyLucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT 20386121059
Reposted by Lizzyblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video 26582502387
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Someone made an Inuyasha soundtrack playlist on Spotify so that I can feel like I'm triumphing over demons while I'm categorizing these expenses 030
Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is great. Very cool vehicle design, amazing use of the cool "S" 000