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@apocalizzy.bsky.social
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#1 pasta chef in my kitchen right now

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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16h
This is an opinion I'm voicing bc I read someones bio on a newsletter and it said they have a goal of reading 50+ books a year and have previously done over 100 and that way of thinking makes me want to do a te*****sm at barnes and noble. Maybe summer reading programs were a mistake.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16h
"four out of five stars" if you're saying that with any level of sincerity, dig a hole and sit in it until you come out with better things to say
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16h
I hate ratings culture. It's a stupid way to spend your time. You're not a literary critic. You don't actually like or understand art. Get a fucking journal. Obviously please keep rating like pants and appliances that is a public service
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Fighting Fantasist @coopgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roger Dean
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Endlessly entering strings of six numbers into every app and website, closing the email signup, accepting the cookies, you can't kill me motherfucker I'm eternal, I have a peace inside me that is ever growing, every pop up is a splinter I will replace with the scar tissue of patience, I WILL PREVAIL
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge kudos to Matt Johnson and the gang, really excited to see how the "Stavros goes on Drew Barrymore's talk show" episode of NTBTS season 3 plays out
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh yeah dude they act like that's not relevant for some reason
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell yeah. I've stood up to a small business boss before, was very "who needs drugs when I can tell my boss they can't say that to me"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All your posts are good, but if I can make a special request it is as many posts as possible on this topic please, I love them
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now that you've come out of the shadows, what will you do next
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James "likely unlawful" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Must be fuckin nice
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've had a woman recommend it but I still ain't gonna read it because it does not sound like my shit at all
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wandering around my house in a daze, remembering the time* a bird got stuck in the dryer ventilation shaft *This morning
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thinking a lot, but definitely not too much, about the possibility of a restaurant John Wick
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi
Rabbit like entity with transit lines festooning its Baymax like body
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holesome relationship
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel is having the best date of his goddamn life. Maybe it will go uninterrupted.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dooo iiiiit
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Started a new medication this week and it fixed me. I'm now perfect.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anti whimsy dog
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
quit crying asshole
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Susan Sarandon?
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's actually Matt Johnson-ing* *if I'm getting the context right from these 3 posts and no other information
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would like to opt out of Microsoft authenticator on the basis of ADHD. Stop reminding me my phone exists in the middle of the workday. Do you want me to do my job or not.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm so tired but I have to do my job anyway, I do not see how this is not basis for a lawsuit. The defendants would of course be the government, my employers, my partner, and my parents
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In my house, we have to show each other the wad of car hair and hide it from the cat. 😔 This is the accepted workaround when you have a Class A Little Sicko who will try to eat fur.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!?
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
no one has ever suffered as much in the history of the world as this girl who is sort of hungry but has already had lunch
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026
oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that?
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/fatherka...
open.substack.com
The Anti-Reality TV Article Every Woman Should Read
Why Love Island Is Just Pornography For Women
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For The Worse @koes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Two goblins hanging off a bird feeder Two gnomes playing pattycake Two harpies playing sexy pattycake Something from dark souls Butterfly Something from dark souls Thumbs up Red lizards climbing a mountain True Detective opening credits Crabs riding iguanas, doing battle
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The power of light and shadows
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New phone showing me battery saver icons at 25%. Extremely naive behavior. Acting like we're not about to plumb the depths of what this battery is capable of. Like it won't be called upon to bravely surpass all former definitions of a single percent.
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Listened to a playlist including Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek today and it was weird how well I could suddenly remember being 19. Anyway great song
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Lucky Shitt 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 @luckyshitt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got CTE from playing Peek-a-... X.com
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19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, "the ripper" is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give "Jack" credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly
19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Someone made an Inuyasha soundtrack playlist on Spotify so that I can feel like I'm triumphing over demons while I'm categorizing these expenses
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Lizzy @apocalizzy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is great. Very cool vehicle design, amazing use of the cool "S"
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