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Apauling

@apauling.bsky.social
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Mid 30's. He/Him. Teach Maths. Despairs at the state of everything.

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Smash @smashpro1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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In life, I think the most important part is to just be yourself.
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 47m
The itv report on Reform contains this warning: “This report contains racist and offensive language.” Then they bleep it all out and asterisk it out in the written report. Which on one level I understand, but also if you’re going to share it, actually share it. Make it explicit. No euphemisms.
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was on the telly.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13/10/2026
Incredible first day for new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Extremely exciting news: In The Know is back.
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 13/10/2026
Oof We've all had tricky gigs, especially in a high profile venue that's new to us, but this woman looks like she's never read anything out loud before, let alone from a stage
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ai came up with a hell of a dare
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Christina Mijares-Doung @christinadrawin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Aaah, can't wait for the Metaphor ReFantazio Orchestra Concert tonite!!! Gonna be hearing a Monk go hard in the live battle chants ❤️‍🔥
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Checkmate, Hollywood. InfoWars has acquired the exclusive film rights to chess.
Chess-themed movie poster for "Chess: The Movie" presented by InfoWars. Features large chess pieces with a foggy, dramatic background. Text at the bottom notes an exclusive from Deadline about InfoWars making "Chess" into a major motion picture epic.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/08/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
Patches from Fromsoft games. Bald man in armor and no eyebrows.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Enormous house prices have ruined everything in the UK. Houses should cost £150,000, flats £75,000.
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 12/10/2026
lmao that even a SUCCESSFUL AI-slop video game is driving its creators into massive debt kotaku.com/ai-driven-dr...
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AI Driving Game Demo Already Putting Developers Into Debt
Hoping to launch next year, Teach My Little Sister How To Drive is prematurely sending its creators into the red over exhaustive token use
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Clown operation
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every Abdul El-Sayed clip really be like this www.instagram.com/reel/DeSsaH8...
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Apauling @apauling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's got four guypower.
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Swedish Psychiatric Hospital @lancecirone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Screenshot from WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP).

Email
Time: 04.30.2024, PM 3:22
From: Mr. College
Sub: Increasing Spiritual Power

"If you sit facing the rising sun in the morning, your spiritual power will increase. I do it completely naked every morning. You should try it too."


Sarah    Balance: $1.06
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 11/10/2026
Archaeologists agree that ancient civilizations knew best how to keep their Just Good Friends safe from evil spirits.
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your daily reminder that paying actual artists and writers and programmers isn't just the morally correct choice, it's also often cheaper.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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CHI XU @meltingcomet.com · 10/10/2026
remarkable improvement tbh. adding namco edm, j-pop and rock does a lot
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to grind this up and rub it into my gums.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/10/2026
had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From Katy Brand on Insta www.instagram.com/p/DeJq9Xvo-o...
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will the U.S. make daylight saving time permanent?
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Apauling @apauling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will you survive?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wtf if Malfoid and why are right wingers jacking off to a female version of Malfoy
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I’ve seen this film before
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026
New copypasta just dropped
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 30/09/2026
Evil Game Genie’s Cheats All Have Ironic Consequences buff.ly/UI7jn2L
Evil Game Genie’s Cheats All Have Ironic Consequences
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. I am tired of seeing the “I always knew”/“their work was actually bad” takes whenever allegations emerge. Sometimes—often, actually!—bad people find their way into good spaces and make good things. And you’re not better than the folks who were taken advantage of for “always knowing”
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Apauling @apauling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I played through it myself again recently and found I had completely forgotten the child brain training server room.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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Apauling @apauling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It also increases the chance he just passes out on a stage due to fatigue. Or one of the diapers gives out. Or both.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrifying whispers from the Capital
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone lucked the hell out on the terror attack today where the co-pilot stabbed the pilot, passengers took down the attacker *and* there seem to have been two off-duty pilots who were able to land the plane safely. Could have been one of the worst attacks for a while otherwise.
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max graves (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love a softer world so much. i have a print of this one hanging in my room
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just tax the compute. Datacentre? Cool. Fund your own power generation and water reservoirs, and then pay tax for every computational act your datacentre does. And we'll use the tax income to offset societal and job damage. Overnight, AI becomes something AI giants are desperate to restrict.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Far Right's response to RAF Fairford (whilst I make poached eggs) Let me know if you'd like to see more of me cooking whilst talking about politics I am REALLY good at one of those things
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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.
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