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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce

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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rating myself! empathy 100000/10! unless you have any sort of trauma or are in any sort of marginalized group, thats being too negative and I don't vibe with that
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 19h
I hate algospeak
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus was 2000 years ago and this is the nineties!
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine not comprehending hypotheticals. That's not me though, I understand them
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Miss Clue fanbase is dying
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She went down in a quicksand, fried getting quicksand, fell in a quicksand full of quicksand, help me help me I'm all out of quicksand
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
about to go to yogurt heaven and order everything but yogurt
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17/09/2026
Family Guy's on.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey Simon and Schuster If you need another person to ghostwrite Nancy Drew books about vanlife please keep me in mind @simonandschuster.bsky.social
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/09/2026
FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) on twitter:
"if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
[Charlie Brown and Snoopy (from Peanuts) sitting on a wooden dock looking up at a starry night sky.]

Charlie Brown: "What if they're not stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe?"

Snoopy: "Can I buy some weed from you?"
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I die, remember me not for who I was, but what my PR agent said about me
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Screenshot from WTF: Work Time Fun (PSP).

Email
Time: 04.30.2024, PM 3:22
From: Mr. College
Sub: Increasing Spiritual Power

"If you sit facing the rising sun in the morning, your spiritual power will increase. I do it completely naked every morning. You should try it too."


Sarah    Balance: $1.06
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh boy it sure is fun watching Nickelodeon in 2024 The fuckass Patrick Show commercial: 𝙸 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝚈 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙱𝙾𝚁 𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝙸𝙻𝙴𝚃
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Karx @karxrida.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The bond between a kid and that one 6th gen licensed game they grew up with.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donkey Kong Ate Too Many Bananas and Now He Has To Endure a Severe Case of Chronic Kongstipation
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Modern gaming, what the hell are we even doing at this point
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked
a 4:3 screenshot of the bluesky app with the butterfly logo, hamburger and hashtag icons at the top. in the middle are two sections labeled "people yelling at you" and "people you're yelling at". at the bottom is the standard nav for home, search, messages, notifications, and profile. there are 20 unread notifications
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby and the world beyond
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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ロパ @ropa-delta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
できた!!!!! うん。
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No guys you don’t understand I need to keep supporting JK Rowling to live, my diet consists of Haggrid Funko Pops and copies of Hogwarts Legacy and I can only breathe air that comes from a very tired person sighing at being told to separate art from the artist Do you want to follow me on Reddit
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stream chat image for the DS DeStruction stream on Bratz Kidz Slumber Party that reads "tapioca: I hate the bratz. I hate their attitude."
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having a neurotypical friend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep it entertained so it doesn't get bored and ruin your life for fun.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He didn’t like your saving your money and I was a fucking Lionel coin bank
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For sale: OC plushie, never funded
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
COYOTE VS ACME WAS SO GOOD
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My Papa called all is grandkids Fred because there were too many of us apparently.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dear other Christian moms, What are your favorite worship songs? Mine is Old Gods of Television by Sarah and the Safe Word! 🕊️ ⛪ they're so virtuous ❤️ ❤️ gonna bring this one to choir practice for sure! And is it okay for my 8 year old to watch SpongeBob? I hear he's gay..... Peace and love, Lance
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
OvenSmash is what they want to push to VGC people but there's like no competitive scene for it and casual players think it's dumb so what the hell good is it
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the strangest parts of growing up in the 2000s was that it was awesome to be able to play all kinds of games, but they were unregulated and unrated. You'd go on game websites and you'd have no idea if something was going to be secretly gory and scary and inappropriate or not.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
PRANK YOUR STUPID DUMB SISTER WHO'S A GIRL WITH THESE FAKE BOOGERS AND VOMIT
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well we all know how hard it is to come by photographic evidence of New York
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy_w...
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Arthur theme song backwards with lyrics
YouTube video by noneno
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Cookie Run Crumble is really funny
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TechWizard @techwizard200.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
simpsons hit and run's old mission art went raw as fuck
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bedroom door sign that says

DO NOT DISTURB
GIRL TIME
PLEASE KNOCK
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Being a boy in the 2000s and trying to buy toys sucked because you either got Vomit Barfing Farting Garbage Slime Booger Mucus Dumpster Creaturez or nothing
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Babysitting Mama (Wii, 2010)
Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Good babysitters never shake the baby."Mama is holding a baby and saying, "Be careful. Don't shake the baby."Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Treat the baby gently. Never shake the baby."Mama is holding a baby and, you guessed it, saying, "Mama says, Never, ever shake the baby."
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER YOU BETTER GET A JOB IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT I CAN MAKE YOU GO AWAY UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU I'M EVERYWHERE YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER I WILL DO TO YOU I'M NOT AFRAID OF PRISON
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0q-...
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Klagmar's Top VGM #146-Nightmare Ned-The Math Lesson
YouTube video by Klagmar
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#sarahandthesafeword JUST DROPPED ANOTHER BANGER ALBUM, THEY DO NOT MISS OLD GODS OF TELEVISION MIGHT BE THEIR BEST SONG IT'S SO GOOD OMG
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HeMeets music videos are like, what if you went to a restaurant and they murdered you, that would suck I guess
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
another day at the station
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
marker on printer paper, childish handwriting that says ‘you are only alowed in my room if u love me’

from @actuallyjonwalker on insta
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𝕵𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊 @jimmymakepeace.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
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A Smart Girl's Guide to Her Parents' Divorce @lancecirone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social
Screenshot from Cookie Run Crumble. Rockstar Cookie: Hey, you! I'm in no place to say this, but sometime's you've gotta take a break from rocking out and listen to something new! Take this as a piece of advice from an old rock star. YEAH!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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GreyFox2 @greyfoxiv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
redesigning stream avatars for @lancecirone.bsky.social and I for the paper mario: the thousand year door stream we plan on doing when my personal life is done falling apart it's fun to keep evolving these designs #art #digitalart
a redraw of that one powerup comics gag in black and grey with the new avatarsa closer look at lance's "apple lady" design
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