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Anya K. Jordan

@anyakjordan.bsky.social
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She/Her. Queer & ND writer of Horror, Fantasy and LitFic. NO AI. linktr.ee/anyakjordan anyakjordan.com

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
youtube thumbnail for 'Escape From Sissy Hypnosis FAST! (Occult Secrets Unveiled) by 'Sissy Recovery'

video is 42:49 long. image is a white man with a beard, a little fruity with it, and the text 'how I QUIT sissy porn (and made it EASY)'
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Mike Brooks @mikebrooks668.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Blood For The Blood God but to the tune of Who Let The Dogs Out
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Kevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
your video game opinion differs from mine. ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL "HUMANOID" DETECTED. YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR ARROGANCE. THOUSAND SLASHES TECHNIQUE
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 30/12/2025
Drawing of smiling Frodo pointing his thumb in a similar gesture as the “Get a load of this guy” meme with David Schwimmer. It’s captioned “Get a lord of this rings”
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 16/06/2026
thinking about this dog again
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
Aunt Fritzi comes out as bisexual today
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es @ess.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i have "fansubbed" an old swedish youtube video i like. it's 18 years old and 2 minutes long. i hope you'll enjoy it too
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Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I get the impression that some people aren't clear what this means. This is the UK state deciding to intervene directly in the healthcare of individual children, depriving them of medicine that their doctors have prescribed for their personal health & wellbeing, in defiance of global best practice.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bonnie!
@Bonnie Elephant
I am going to have SEX tonight!


RicksCEO.eth @RicksCEO. 
Alone or with somebody?


Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant 
I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"
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Anya K. Jordan @anyakjordan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
April 13th, 1926... way too relatable 📚👀💙📚 #author #writingcommunity
Old comic with 6 panels, titled "how masterpieces are killed. Panels: 1. killed by a vindictive critic. 2. Killed by prejudice against the author. 3. Killed by bad weather. 4. Killed by good weather. 5. Killed by the first night coinciding with the opening meet of the seaside piers' angling society. 6. Never, never killed by any fault of the play itself. (The depicted author says: "It is far finer than anything Shakespeare ever wrote!")
Under the panels the comment: According to their authors, plays never die of their own badness"
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Anya K. Jordan @anyakjordan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
April 13th, 1926... way too relatable 📚👀💙📚 #author #writingcommunity
Old comic with 6 panels, titled "how masterpieces are killed. Panels: 1. killed by a vindictive critic. 2. Killed by prejudice against the author. 3. Killed by bad weather. 4. Killed by good weather. 5. Killed by the first night coinciding with the opening meet of the seaside piers' angling society. 6. Never, never killed by any fault of the play itself. (The depicted author says: "It is far finer than anything Shakespeare ever wrote!")
Under the panels the comment: According to their authors, plays never die of their own badness"
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It really cannot be overstated that COVID happened, suddenly a bunch of absentee tech dads were forced to stay home where they saw their kids playing Animal Crossing while talking on Discord, then collectively decided to light a trillion dollars on fire to make Snow Crash IRL.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas
b/w image of a horse, saddled and with rein and stirrups, and a cat on its back. It is captioned “CAT RIDES A HORSE. Attracts much attention on the streets of Philadelphia”. Below the image, it says: “WAFFLES HAS A GOOD TIME”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
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T.J. Jourian 🍉 @tjjourian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Check out @taleenvoskuni.bsky.social's work. All 3 of her romance books are centered around bi Armenian women characters
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
hold on i gotta take this
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Anya K. Jordan @anyakjordan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bisexual stories 🌈📚 often disappear in the algorithms that decide our place in search engines and marketplaces. Time again for a thread to share #books, #novels and #poetry by #bi writers, or about bi stories, or with bi characters! 📚👀💙📚📢 #author #writingcommunity #queer
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Stefanie 🏳️‍⚧️ @foxenlock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pretty sure bisexuals turn up in all my stories. Go figure. But would recommend Black Velvet and A Designer Magick for this list. Both available here: foxenlock.itch.io
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Dr. Redfern "Red" Barrett @redfernbarrett.com · 10/02/2026
My novel The Giddy Death of the Gays & the Strange Demise of Straights was a finalist for the Bi Book Awards! It also features polyamory, nonbinary characters, and drag! www.redjon.com/the-giddy-de...
The cover of The Giddy Death, which looks like a beer bottle with the title printed on the label.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.
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JayAck @jjackerknecht.com · 07/02/2026
Bisexual MC in a sapphic relationship beats the hell out of civilization-destroying aliens, makes friends with a talking pangolin, and explores space.
A book titled "Homicidal Aliens are Invading and All I Got is This Stat Menu" by J.J. Ackerknecht. The cover shows a muscular, red-headed woman doing battle with a black-armored serpentine monster against a bright red background.
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Talia B. @taliadoesrpgs.smallbird.social · 07/02/2026
#theWondersofMundus …are my isekai as cyberpunk litrpg novels about a deeply closeted trans woman who gets way too into her favorite MMO. Deedee Yeowoo, foxgirl cleric and martial artist, along with her found family of queerdo guildmates, must earn the trust of former npcs… taliaellib.itch.io
taliaellib.itch.io
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Neira @neirawrites.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Franka Garcia from my NA sports romance novel Swallows of Mostar is out and proud bisexual young woman, trying to break into the sexist world of cliff diving in a small conservative town.
Cover of Swallows of Mostar by Neira Fazlović
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jonny garza villa @jgv.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I wrote a new adult romance about an incredibly bisexual, chicano, Crocs-wearing soccer goalkeeper who falls for his philosophy classmate after kissing him at his first college party and finds the courage to fight for himself, his dreams, his greatness, and the guy he’s falling in love with 💙🍍⚽️
cover of FUTBOLISTA by Jonny Garza Villa
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Michael C. Bailey - Indie Author, Stage Combat Guy @mbaileywriter.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
All my stuff has queer characters in it, but I'll mention this one, in which three of the five MCs are bi, as are many of the supporting characters. The world is also generally sex-positive, and one of the MCs comes from a polyamorous family. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Adventures of Strongarm & Lightfoot: Scratching a Lich
Scratching a Lich
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Tana is Editing @tananaphone.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Knox is the central chaos bisexual in Cowboy Coven wip (written by a considerably less chaotic bi author). There is no choosing in this love triangle.
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A.M. Boone is in marketing hell @ambooneauthor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hi! All the main characters of my books are bi, and so am I! You can check them out here: ambooneauthor.com Thanks for doing this!
ambooneauthor.com
A.M. Boone, Author
Puts the urban in urban fantasy
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summervillain / a. lee welles @summervillain.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
uhhhh welll, in the what-a-small-world department, I have a story about Jay, a college freshman in 2014 discovering his bisexuality who is a fan of atmospheric/Cascadian black metal (and accidentally seduced by a fan of far sunnier electro pop) books2read.com/b/bwDw7G
A marketing graphic for “When I Trust You,” a bisexual romance by A. Lee Welles, features the book cover surrounded by text listing some of its tropes: bi-awakening, collegiate MM, pop fan loves metalhead, only one (piece of furniture between the) beds. The cover shows two young men embracing, one standing behind the other. One is wearing a bright yellow shirt, and he’s clasping the other man’s hand to his chest. The colors of the typography evoke the bi pride flag. The illustration and design are by A. Lee Welles, incorporating a licensed photo reference, and no AI tools were used.
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Kevin Ashton 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱🇩🇰🇵🇸 @kevinashton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
By a bi author 🏳️‍🌈
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The Story of Stories
An irresistible and enchanting journey through human history—from mankind’s earliest fires to the latest smart phones—that tells the surprising and untold s...
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