AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 8h"No, I don't want to watch this. I'm changing the channel." 010
Reposted by AnnieMouseStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 6857801249
Reposted by AnnieMousePhil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image. 5428431092
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Upon installation of the new windows, I think... I <think>... I can see where the builder's circular saw ran away with him... 120
Reposted by AnnieMouseDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503553648
Reposted by AnnieMouseNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 269196826057
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Off tonight to the monthly pub quiz. Chips at half time, hurrah! We usually win. And donate a portion of our loot to the pub's chosen local charity. Happy days all round! 020
Reposted by AnnieMousePissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel ya🤔... 12058161592
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I pulled a back muscle Sunday. Possibly broke my middle toe y'day - bruised and can hardly put weight on. Just now stood in a small pile of cat sick. The other, huge, pile of cat sick has slightly dribbled between the old floorboards. I didn't sleep well. Still got to go to work. HELP ME. 🥺 000
Reposted by AnnieMousePaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Of *course* the ‘AI boom’ will make us poorer. It’s a ‘boom’ created by tech bros for tech bros, and they’re pretty much the worst human beings on the planet. How could it possibly do anything else? 1327673
Reposted by AnnieMouseFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy 1344685
Reposted by AnnieMouseAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one is about dumping a load in public, and the other is improper disposal of trash 06719
Reposted by AnnieMouseGavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post. 34720154
Reposted by AnnieMouseMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...youtube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 25667734555
Reposted by AnnieMouseRob Baron @rob-baron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The man who watched Covid ravage Italy and Europe and did NOTHING to protect the country. The man who caused tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths. The man who let loose debauched parties at number 10 while he told the country it had to isolate. The grostesque shit should be in jail. 1138060
Reposted by AnnieMouseOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none. 23132731209
Reposted by AnnieMouseJill Belch @jillbelch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not sure we can wriggle our way out of this one…. #ClimateCrisis 04819
Reposted by AnnieMouseSir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Call me old-fashioned, and far be it from me to suggest we think about the unfettered freedom of billionaires, but is it time for the odd check and/or balance? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...bbc.co.ukOpenAI agent hacks Australia's Medicare in world's first known rogue AI breach of government bodyThe OpenAI agent hacked a statistics portal containing "non-sensitive" data from Australia's universal healthcare scheme. 2186
Reposted by AnnieMouseAnti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Billionaire Brexiteeer and Man United owner says he has "lost confidence in the UK"... A man who is so 'patriotic' to our country that he doesn't even live here! He lives in Monaco to avoid UK taxes, owns several luxury properties." via Jay Church 49841388
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know we often hear horror stories about Royal Mail, but I just had a friend post a card on Tuesday early afternoon, from Surrey, and had it arrive in my hands in Suffolk, 23 hours later. 😮static.klipy.comPostman Pat and Jess in Red VanALT: Postman Pat and Jess in Red Van 000
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I made an apple crumble and it is... disappointing? Gutted that I could mess up something so culinarily simple. 😟 001
Reposted by AnnieMouseDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think it’s ok if Trump wants to construct a fire trap for himself & his closest advisors & clingers. 271
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Running TWENTY minutes late thanks to unexpected roadworks on the main road, plus another lot in town; AND I just cleaned a client's toilet and accidentally flicked shitty water on my face. How's YOUR Wednesday going? 000
Reposted by AnnieMouseDave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!youtu.be'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert StarYouTube video by Flook Fights 77827
Reposted by AnnieMouseMiss Winters @bustyboudica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is fucking disgraceful 24012
Reposted by AnnieMouseEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/09/2026“people aren’t putting enough into their pensions” oh no, are they just frittering away all that spare money that everyone has at the end of the month “your employer contributes, too!” that’s great news for those of you with an employer 533059
Reposted by AnnieMouseChris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So, Mr T, what's your ideal holiday? 528757
Reposted by AnnieMouseAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud 13775071561
Reposted by AnnieMouseLiam Thorp @liamthorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lord give me the arrogance of a tax exile who feels the right to comment on the tax policies and general running of a country who you have deprived of billions by registering yourself in Monacobbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 721180326
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I suppose it's ironic, that you come specifically to the #SlowHorses Italian restaurant, and they've run out of Lamb. (No, seriously) 020
Reposted by AnnieMouseFraser Raeburn @fraserraeburn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We're extremely disappointed that, having just set fire to our house, our neighbours are absolutely ruining the paint by throwing water on it. 0416
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I give you, my 80 year-old mother, ladies & gentlemen! 010
Reposted by AnnieMouseAlan @ukcougar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And this is exactly how we got here. We got brexit because when it comes to Affairs of the Heart vs Affairs of the Head, the heart will always win. These bastards don't care about facts. It's a lesson which 'The Left' still hasn't learned, and it's why we'll end up with a Reform Ltd government. 061
Reposted by AnnieMouseDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am at the point whereby I am fully behind the little Oxfordshire town of being granted its full succession from the UK just to show what happens when your exceptionalism gets ahead of your ability to think for longer than 1 minute 1433
Reposted by AnnieMouseDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cool. Let’s just wait for the headlines on children drowning & then make sure these guys own this. I guess innocent people have to keep dying to satisfy public opinion polls 17423
Reposted by AnnieMouseDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imho the biggest risk to AI is fact it makes the internet fundamentally unusable for humans now. You can’t trust photos, figures, words or video. So what’s the point? In effect, AI has turned its main critical resource into a toxic waste ground. A lot like humans do tbf. 3203
Reposted by AnnieMouseZoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So Reform have launched an app that tracks small boats arriving in the UK in real time, and already their supporters are complaining that it's boring because there are hardly any boats. They are SO close to getting it. 15750191
Reposted by AnnieMousePete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby 1663523839
Reposted by AnnieMousedom @catspace.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026Would the opposite of Macklemore be Mackleless or Macklefewer? 🤔 131
Reposted by AnnieMouseKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026I'm just going to keep yelling this louder and louder until it clicks: weird overpaid AI nerds hand-wringing about human extinction are trying to distract you from the extremely deadly and serious harms they are causing yesterday, today and tomorrow www.bloomberg.com/news/article... 181286593
Reposted by AnnieMouseTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A bit insane that councils have written to the Chancellor to complain that a new tax targeting wealthier home owners means the wealthier home owners in their boroughs will have to pay more tax "This tax has a disproportionate impact on our residents" I mean, yes? That's the point?thetimes.comMansion tax ‘as bad as 1696 window tax’, councils tell HealeyFour London boroughs have written to the chancellor to oppose the charge on high-value homes 022926
Reposted by AnnieMouseAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953726013394
Reposted by AnnieMouseDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wondered why suddenly everyone is posting about Piddington and this is now the most British news story I’ve seen of recent. Makes you proud. Let’s invade. Show them who’s still an empire. Then they can live like refugees. 1413
Reposted by AnnieMouseAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You and me both, Anthropic, you and me both. 213337
AnnieMouse @anniemouse81.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lol. People express concern about Ariana Grande - yep, discourse should be had. I express concern about Céline Dion - not fine, pile-on, personally attacked. Must be a touch of the 'tism, cos I sure as shit don't understand the nuances... 🤷🏻♀️ Eh, maybe it's a Threads thing? 000
Reposted by AnnieMouseEdwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 14/09/2026Y2K was real. And fixed for $600 billion. The remedial work of millions of people around the world was so good that Y2K is falsely held up as an example of extreme scaremongering. Instead, it should be celebrated as one of the best ever examples of successful project execution. 79127
Reposted by AnnieMousePatrick Galey @patrickgaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Generative AI is dangerous to humans, not in the Asimovian way the Anthropic creeps are carping on about, but in the way that it is literally poisoning our air and water www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.com‘Tidal wave’ of Pfas being launched to satisfy AI industry, campaigners warnBig manufacturers planning to produce more of the forever chemicals to meet demand from datacentres 6337179