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@anicecoldbeer.bsky.social
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a boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to drive a nervous man distracted

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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
we also thought we had a very good team in the 8th grade but when we played aaron’s team in a pre season tourney he nearly outscored our entire team by himself
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i fondly remember being too lax in lob help at a summer ball tournament in 2010 or 2011 and consequently having aaron gordon put me on a poster. simply didn’t understand that a human being could move like that. i distinctly remember the sound of the the crowd when his shorts hit my face
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Even if Adrian Dittman is some other guy - which he isn’t - what’s the best case scenario for Elon. Okay it’s some other guy. And you were playing a prank. And everyone heard this guy being the biggest fucking loser of all time and immediately assumed it was you. Well played, sir.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
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will Tavlin @tavlin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I have an essay about how Netflix destroyed the movies in the new issue of @nplusonemag.com. Read it online and in print! www.nplusonemag.com/issue-49/ess...
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Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I was skeptical of the drone reports at first. I mocked people who reported them. I laughed at them. And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence. They’re real.
a picture of a light fixture in my ceiling
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
An Industry Reacts
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I wrote about The Drone Issue and the classic American pastime of driving yourself insane and posting about it because you are uneasy or just bored. defector.com/its-time-for...
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It's Time For A Little Recreational Mental Illness In New Jersey | Defector
There’s a kind of hush that is specific to old-growth suburbs, a quietness that is more vast and more inherent than any disturbance that kind of place can kick up. The place where I grew up is differe...
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears. My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
did you see the stuff online. it’s crazy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Mama Mia, I’m shooting an evil man over here
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
of course the shooter wasn’t a leftist. he actually did something
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
But they were all of them deceived, for another Beer was opened
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
me when my son falls over and then looks over at me to see how he should react
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it's so awesome that in 1837 they were already trying to convince kids to read and write by saying that it will help them "be more capable of business, and more likely to be steady in its pursuit"
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
i know it’s pretty corny to say that if tyson loses it’s because he was paid to lose, but let’s be real. if tyson loses it’s not because fucking jake paul beat him lol
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
to all the musicians of the world i would like to simply say, "rock on"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun
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Nick Douglas @toomuchnick.com · 03/08/2023
My name is Ishmael and I'm here to say
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Walt Whitman: I celebrate and sing Myself Me: hell yeah brother
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spencer lane @anicecoldbeer.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
he is perching
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
i don't have anything to post about at the moment. nothing particularly interesting or productive, anyway. maybe if you scroll around a little, some other people have some good stuff to post
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