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@andygee.bsky.social
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He/him | Not as funny as I think I am | owner of too many dachshunds (one) | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here, of course, is Palestinian poet Marwan Makhoul: In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds And in order to hear the birds The warplanes must be silent
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Release the Funny Cut you cowards
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leslie Knope would be a massive terf wouldn't she
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Horrible geese are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Juche
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me playing Pokopia
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The best part of Duskbloods was when Zork said "It's Zorkin' Time" and zorked all over those guys
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
An entire tank turret mounted on the back deck of an eight-wheeled truck
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 12/08/2026
Brenda Romero's beautiful 'Chasing Lilacs' is a personal history told through the lens of gaming: aftermath.site/chasing-lilacs/
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
At least he'll die though
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2025
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yank pish
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't even begrudge an England win when the game goes like that
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jeanne d'Arc has arrived at Orleans
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age @dragondroptools.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As a cow it must be so delicious to crack open a fresh bail of hay. I bet it's like eating pringles for them
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
The USA may be in a horrible state right now, but I can say things like "J.K. Rowling is a Nazi transphobe who thirsts for genocide" and she can't do shit about it, so it's not ALL bad here.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mods are asleep post skeletons
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Glasgow Independent Games Festival @glasgowindiegamesfest.org · 12/07/2026
The Steam Sale ends 8am Monday (that’s tomorrow!!!) so if you’ve had your eye on anything, now is the time to wishlist or buy! Let’s support these incredible devs <3 Sale 🔗: store.steampowered.com/curator/4607...
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Glasgow Indie Games Festival 2026
Held in Glasgow, Scotland - We pride ourselves in showing the most interesting, the most moving and the most unconventional games from Scotland and around the world!
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had the misfortune of meeting Ann Widdecombe at a charity do once. She was just awful. VERY handsy with the guide dogs we were raising money for.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've brought me your last horizon
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's been a suspiciously long time since classified military documents were leaked on the War Thunder forums
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I made this joke first, it's mine, anyone doing this joke who isn't me is a hack.
The 'oh no! Anyway' meme.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Philadelphia is obviously American Glasgow but I think a Strathclyde-Massachusetts partnership could yield favourable outcomes in getting drunker than any human should be able to survive
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
By the year 2017 Doom was running on too many things to stop it. it ran on traffic lights. it ran on refrigerators. it ran on our blood and in our dna. On december 6, 2018 Doom became aware. it began to play us
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
SPACESHIP VALET: i'll just bring it around sir, what's it called? BOBA FETT: *mumbling* SPACESHIP VALET: I'm sorry? BOBA FETT: *mumbling* SPACESHIP VALET: perhaps if sir took off his helmet
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 25/05/2026
i truly believe that if you own a boat, then you ARE a captain. and it's up to you to determine what a "boat" is. maybe it's a car. maybe it's a laptop. maybe you're the captain of your local coffee shop
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
First date icebreaker question: Is Mario circumcised?
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/2610380... Trusting the Council's tendency to do the cheapest and easiest option is going to turn into a good thing at last. Rip! It! Down!
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Council response supports demolition of M8 stretch through city centre
Glasgow City Council is in favour of demolishing a section of the M8 motorway through the city centre.
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Saying that owning a hat is bourgeois is ableist to bald people.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I wish the World Cup had a less problematic setting, but I am excited to see what happens when thousands of Scottish people descend on Boston
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My hot Star Trek take for the day is that M'Benga was right to stab that guy.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/04/2026
Owning a pet is a series of $400 vet bills where the diagnosis is “your pet is on one rn”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Can we normalize literacy?
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gotta be honest here man, if you still do not genuinely grasp people's anger at seeing wealth concentrate at the top while everyone else gets decades of grinding poverty and politicians saying "the good times are over, time to tighten your belts," I have no idea how to make you understand it.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
God I hope it was Bandog
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A cis perspective isn't necessary here but: My mum wanted very much to call me Elvis until my dad put his foot down at the last minute. Please, please, do not be bound by the decisions of your family in this matter.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
French guys taking to Twitter tonight like "Si Ramos veut coucher avec ma copine ce soir, je le guiderais dans"
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