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Andy

@andygee.bsky.social
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He/him | Not as funny as I think I am | owner of too many dachshunds (one) | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here, of course, is Palestinian poet Marwan Makhoul: In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds And in order to hear the birds The warplanes must be silent
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's what he wants you to believe
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, and they're definitely using those languages skills to plot against us. Blackfish was a warning.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do not like or trust dolphins (arrogant) but even I accept that they are not innately evil and are theoretically capable of being okay guys. Orcas, however, are Devils
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Release the Funny Cut you cowards
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leslie Knope would be a massive terf wouldn't she
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Horrible geese are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Juche
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me playing Pokopia
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've just got to That Bit in Zero Company and I can honestly say it's the best game I've played in years.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remember seeing her play in Glasgow in 2019. My now wife turned to me ten minutes in and whispered "wow, there's a lot of lesbians here". Kflay rocks.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey if I had the money and the connections, I too would churn out mediocre action movies as a vehicle for my hot wife
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe authentic wasn't the right word but I'm more in favour of Creggar trying to make a film that captures the survival horror feel of RE, as opposed to Paul WS Anderson borrowing the aesthetics only and doing what he wants with them, even if the new one isn't 100% trying to be canonical
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's probably the smart way around to do them
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"New character's own perspective on an iconic part of Resident Evil lore that otherwise tries to be authentic to the games" is basically the perfect pitch for a new RE movie. If people want the story from the games, they should just... Play the games. They're right there. They're even remastered!
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tarn is so cool, I'm happy he gets to do what he loves
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think you're allowed to be a bit rude to people asking us to relitigate race science
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The best part of Duskbloods was when Zork said "It's Zorkin' Time" and zorked all over those guys
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Because "my MP is a secret Chinese agent sent to seduce submarine captains" is a very, very funny scenario and also something straight out of a James Bond film
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
An entire tank turret mounted on the back deck of an eight-wheeled truck
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 12/08/2026
Brenda Romero's beautiful 'Chasing Lilacs' is a personal history told through the lens of gaming: aftermath.site/chasing-lilacs/
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
At least he'll die though
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think there's a space for this. I watch a lot of outdoorsy camping stuff but even the 'neutral' guys have right-wing vibes. Sometimes it's just nice to hear creators reassure you they're not chuds, even if that's not the point of their content
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/08/2026
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Wrecking Crew (extremely dumb but fairly fun if you switch your brain off for a while) features Jason Momoa pulling civilians in front of himself to block bullets, which is absolutely insane and ruins the film if you suspend your disbelief for even a second
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is extremely cruel!! Pigs are sensitive, intelligent animals and can understand that bud light is piss water
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2025
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yank pish
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Go down in history as the man who shattered the patella of the greatest player of his day
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That makes sense, I wasted so much time waiting for the post-credits Aeneid teaser
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't even begrudge an England win when the game goes like that
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jeanne d'Arc has arrived at Orleans
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age @dragondroptools.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As a cow it must be so delicious to crack open a fresh bail of hay. I bet it's like eating pringles for them
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"does Chewbacca have a human dick or one of those red rocket things like dogs have" the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Writing in my will that I want the Katya when I die
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
The USA may be in a horrible state right now, but I can say things like "J.K. Rowling is a Nazi transphobe who thirsts for genocide" and she can't do shit about it, so it's not ALL bad here.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mods are asleep post skeletons
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Glasgow Independent Games Festival @glasgowindiegamesfest.org · 12/07/2026
The Steam Sale ends 8am Monday (that’s tomorrow!!!) so if you’ve had your eye on anything, now is the time to wishlist or buy! Let’s support these incredible devs <3 Sale 🔗: store.steampowered.com/curator/4607...
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Glasgow Indie Games Festival 2026
Held in Glasgow, Scotland - We pride ourselves in showing the most interesting, the most moving and the most unconventional games from Scotland and around the world!
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Gedds 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸 @gedds.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had the misfortune of meeting Ann Widdecombe at a charity do once. She was just awful. VERY handsy with the guide dogs we were raising money for.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
best we can do is a fenced off patio door ten feet off the ground for some reason
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I really appreciate that the Friend's Wikipedia page is written without the use of any pronouns at all
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I suspect as well the TV show was his planned ending and he's had to rethink after the reaction to it
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I simply do not believe there are many featureless plains that are also convenient places for cities left.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've brought me your last horizon
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