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@andygee.bsky.social
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He/him | Not as funny as I think I am | owner of too many dachshunds (one) | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
An entire tank turret mounted on the back deck of an eight-wheeled truck
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This logic can still convince me today tbh
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
As always, From Software were ahead of their time
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We said goodbye to Milo's sister last week, and since then he's spent 90% of his time lying in her old favourite spot 😭
A tabby cat sleeping on a blanket on a blue couch. His front legs are extended in front of him and his claws are showing. He's probably dreaming about murdering something small and furry.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Okay.
A miniature dachshund sleeping wrapped in a beige blanket.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I had no idea they made a movie of this. I assume it was just as bad as all the video game movie adaptations of the time.
The cover art of the Playstation game, Die Hard Trilogy.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
One brain cell but at least he's pretty.
Milo the tabby cat sitting in his cat bed.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I'm starting to think the remedy for Andrew Tate might be Jason Pargin. The young men in his books are so believably written and, frequently, complete dickheads, but it's always hammered home that being a dickhead and not trying to be better is so much worse.
The cover for 'I'm Starting To Worry About This Black Box Of Doom' by Jason Pargin, showing a young woman in a trucker cap, green sunglasses and orange hi vis hoodie sitting on top of a black flight case marked with a radiation warning trefoil.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Well I don't know who I'm supposed to be voting for, Labour means like, working hard and fuck that. I used to date this girl named Tory so that's not happening either
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
You know what maybe I AM that girl
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Locked in for the coming heatwave
A black and tan miniature dachshund wearing a pink sunt hat and heart-shaped sunglasses
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Of course, some kinds of grenade cause more problems than they solve
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I used to live around the corner from this! From the artist's Instagram:
Created to celebrate the place of new communities in Govan and wider Glasgow.

When birds' environments are under threat or uninhabitable they fly away in search of somewhere safe, often undertaking long and dangerous journeys to find somewhere peaceful to live, where they can protect themselves and their chicks. This mural represents this journey. 

Over the summer I worked with Mears and with new communities who had just arrived in Glasgow. Their narratives inspired this mural. I want to thank them for taking the time to tell me their stories and for coming along to draw, paint and create some beautiful work.

One man said to me "even though we have different faiths and come from different places, we talk and we learn. We might believe different things but when we eat, we sit together at the table and we are family."

The Flock, Family.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pints in the sun on a Friday afternoon? It's more likely than you think.
Two extremely appealing pints of Birra Moretti on a table in a beer garden.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Sure it's a serious issue, but can we just enjoy an environmental activist being called 'Guy Shrub-soul' for a moment
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Have many errands to do and we're just sitting here photosynthesising
A black and tan miniature dachshund sitting in the sun.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
They're perfectly safe as long as you remember to strap in the penguin.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's such a minor, nitpicky thing, but the fact this is just a teleport to the rooftops rather than a springboard or lift or something really shows how technically poor modern Pokémon games are.
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Creature
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Pickle says Merry Christmas (say it back)
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Hell yeah
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Andy @andygee.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Incredible scenes
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