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@andycarleton.bsky.social
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Ever-evolving vintage human. Some kind of Taoist ☯︎. Proud veteran 🇺🇸. Estoy aprendiendo español. Creator of useful and/or pretty things. I trust my galluses without a belt. Husband, dad, grandpa. Sometimes I'm grumpy, but mostly I smile. #2,109,173

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Donn @bluewa1961.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Everyone should subscribe to Stephen Colbert’s new YouTube channel. Get him millions of subscribers as a big FUCK YOU to the Ellison’s and CBS!! youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@catsofyore.bsky.social 1923 - Homer Potter with Fluffy, Barton VT. I apologize for editing this with Gemini, the original was horribly blurry.
Man in pea coat and cap, standing in knee-depth snow in front of a house, with a white fluffy cat sitting on his right shoulder.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Palate cleanser.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Headline: "Sen. Curtis temporarily locates his balls."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
"Trump is the ultimate dumb guy's idea of a smart man, so it only makes sense he’d adopt the artistic worldview of a high schooler who is pretty sure he’s cooler than everyone else because he talks about Michelangelo’s 'David' or some such."
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Totalitarian art
The Hitler comparisons are sometimes overdone. But not here.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Animatronic Mitch made of old Chuck E. Cheese parts
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do MAGAts really believe the AI slop they post, do they do it to "own the libs" and they know it's lies, or are they really that gullible? Oh wait, MAGATs...
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A life of many colours by @deAdder Substack: deadder.substack.com/p/a-life-of-...
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A life of many colours
RIP Dolly Parton
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@catsofyore.bsky.social Freeman G. Horton (1923-1977) of Chester, VT and his cat. From the Chester Vermont Historical Society page on Facebook.
1920's black & white photograph of a little boy standing in front of his home with his black cat in a "Waggie Toddler" toy wooden wagon.
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reskeet this... or don't.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I honestly first thought “traveling with Natalie” was a very funny euphemism.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have no background in military strategy. Does anyone know if giving the opponent every single advantage and publicly declaring your weaknesses is a good strategy?
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wonder if my cat thinks I'm her pet monkey.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The government is taking better care of Ghislaine Maxwell than the sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln. MAGA is fine with this.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/08/2026
BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
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tootall-66.bsky.social @tootall-66.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh, look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/07/2026
NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The 2026 Republican message: Shut up or we’ll kill more of you.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
'the Pedo' is such a great name for it. I'm jealous that I didn't think of it first
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
MAGA: "Trump's not a rapist!" Supreme Court: "Yes, he is."
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Perfect likeness.
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Phil Yabut @philliefan99.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Bibi, Trump and Putin get a thrill out of killing It’s a twisted, fascist thing
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
not all those who wander are lost, but i am
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Doing it for Uggi!
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That which must be reskeeted.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yup... can't stomach it.
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
. If you saw Trump’s unhinged post at 2 AMabout Obama. Just know, #Epstein victims are supposed to testify today…. .
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yep, he's THE SHIT.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He Posted Himself as Jesus. Then He Attacked the Pope for Preaching Peace. falseprophet.org
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CEO of Rent ‘Em Spoons Inc. @joialexandra.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Picked this up at the library today. 2 chapters in and I LOVE it.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Big dog in our yard...
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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Twelve year-old me lol'd. So did seventy year-old...
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Monitor every stock trade Congress makes. Congress.kadoa.com
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I believe this is the system pretty much everywhere.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Million dollar idea: A Pez dispenser, but for Pringles
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#maralagomafia
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2026
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
But if the diaper fits...
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Pope says 'tyrants' speech was not aimed at Trump
The pontiff says his remarks have been misinterpreted after a spat with the US president.
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This Is Not My Verified Name This Is Only A Tribute 🗹 @andycarleton.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Kranky Ka$h...
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/04/2026
kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks
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