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Andrew Weldon

@andrew-weldon.design
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Game Designer: andrew-weldon.design Prev: Fortnite Festival, Marathon, Destiny 2, Destiny, Starhawk, Quake 4, Natural Selection. 📍 West Seattle, WA 🎮 Game Dev 📚 Books 🌽 Huskers ⚽️ Sounders/Reign FC

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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 6h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 8h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Chron 🇨🇦 @xhp.ca · 5h
Listen to The Board, folks
The Board from Control says "Support independent/lonely media as they are underfunded/poor yet essential"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 5h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20h
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 21h
I am an AI doomer inasmuch as I feel strongly that AI is doomed and that it is our responsibility to accelerate that doom.
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 23h
Daaaaang those are some good textures
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah.
Human-made over 5 years

No AI has been used to generate any code or content in or about the game, and never will be. Slow Roads has been a labour of love since the project began in 2021, and has been built with a decade of experience in 3D graphics and creative software development. Textures are hand-drawn, sounds are recorded locally, and all systems are designed and engineered specifically for the unique context of the game. This is a solo-developed project that I take great care over, and I believe AI simply doesn't belong in creative projects like these.

Please note that procedural generation is not a form of generative AI; the procedures used to generate the world in the game are mathematical functions that have been derived and defined by hand, with direct creative intent.
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 29/09/2026
Michael Good Place leans forward, a confused look of shock and dismay on his face. The caption reads, “Third Way figured it out?”
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 29/09/2026
@sievish.bsky.social the electrician I’ve had fixing some stuff up was telling me he’s been on a huge audio book kick while he works and listed off a bunch of sci fi so I started giving him recs, by the time he came back to finish up the last thing he was on The Expanse book 5 😅
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Trudi Castle @trudicastle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I enjoyed the new Resident Evil movie! Been a fan of the game series since day 1, and loved this take on it :) (really realllllly like his hat!)
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 29/09/2026
FINALLY
A screenshot of the Steam activity feed, showing me achieving the "High Stakes" achievement in Balatro, for winning a run on Gold Stake difficulty.
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 28/09/2026
Oh that is GORGEOUS
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 28/09/2026
Found the perfect t-shirt for the game developer of 2026
a t-shirt with a gold star with slightly off-center blue text that reads, "Has Been"
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 27/09/2026
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night’s Harvest Moon over Seattle. The clouds made it feel even more dramatic as it rose above the Space Needle and the Cascades. Also called the Corn Moon, this is the full moon closest to the autumn equinox.
Orange Harvest Moon behind wispy clouds above Seattle’s Space Needle and skyline, with the Cascade Mountains in the background.
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Lex Vaughn @lex.vaughn.theneedling.com · 27/09/2026
Whenever Mayor Katie Wilson gets bullied by centristst/right-wing media for not being nice enough to some of the most powerful/evil companies in the world, we have to remind her that sassiness is power -- of course they don't want you to have that.
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Sherry Arbour @soundsidesherry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The state of the Western Conference after the past two games: #Sounders
Edit of a meme featuring AJ Styles (with the Portland Timbers logo superimposed on his chest) laughing, unaware of the Undertaker (with the Seattle Sounders logo superimposed on his face) ominously standing behind him.

The joke is that Timbers fans were laughing at the Sounders' 13-game winless streak, only for Seattle to rise above them in the standings after two games.
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026
That is Brian Schmetzer’s 150th career MLS win, just the 9th coach to reach that milestone
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 27/09/2026
JORDAN MORRIS 🔥🔥🟢🔵
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 27/09/2026
Huskers haven’t been this good since 2016 under Mike Riley 🔴⚪️🌽
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026
Moment of silence for former ECS co-president Tom Biro.
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 27/09/2026
Go big mf red 🔴⚪️🌽🏈
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 27/09/2026
Jeez Michigan State players dropping like Seattle Sounders in this game
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Josh Soma @joshsoma10.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In regards to the terrorist group Iowa Football, you do not, in fact, have to hand it to them
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Joe R @gothanfc.com · 26/09/2026
university of iowa crest with iowa football players huddled in middle
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 26/09/2026
Nebraska football is just better with a mobile quarterback
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Spooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Nebraska Football Celebration
ALT: Nebraska Football Celebration
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 26/09/2026
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🔴⚪️🌽
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 26/09/2026
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L.A. Noire Doubt Meme
Alt: L.A. Noire Doubt
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 26/09/2026
I was initially worried about Dan Osborn as the independent senate candidate for Nebraska being a potential Fetterman or Sinema but then the Ricketts campaign posted the “leaked audio” and suddenly he became significantly more likeable
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 26/09/2026
Mekhi Nelson playing some mighty good ball this season 🔴⚪️🌽
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 26/09/2026
I think she's just mad that she can't take bribes from military contractors in exchange for handing them tens of millions in taxpayer-funded contracts to build defective products that the military will never use anymore www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 26/09/2026
"computer, say 'i am alive'"
> I AM ALIVE
"oh my god"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always say, the best time to run a flea flicker is on the first drive of the game
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Jeff @themiddlewest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m wearing a hoodie and shorts right now. As a Midwestern man this is a spiritual time
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Marina Lostetter @marinalostetter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Periodic "I write books!" reminder. This is the epic-fantasy serial killer one.
Picture of the author in her krampas sweater that matches her black white and red cover of the helm of midnight.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for him
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Texas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error case
Crystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 25/09/2026
Going fishing like
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Star Trek General Chang: Warrior to Warrior
Alt: Klingon General Chang says, “Warrior to warrior” as he monologues at Kirk before opening fire on the Enterprise.
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Josh Foreman @josh-foreman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This tracks
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
Sophie Cunningham 
09/24/26 vs Lynx

0 points
2 rebounds
0 assists
0 blocks
0 steals
16 minutes
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Andrew Weldon @andrew-weldon.design · 24/09/2026
What an incredible thing to admit
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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