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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 09/10/2026
Maybe I can ask a friend what a Googlebook is on Google Talk, I mean Google Buzz, I mean Google Wave, I mean Google+, I mean Google Hangouts, I mean Google Spaces, I mean Google Allo, I mean Google Duo, I mean Google Meet, I mean Google Chat
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone want to gain control of the "Dobson Override"
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An Empty Paper Bag @joeygeko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ben Sisko explaining to some lady why he lives on bajor
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Teacher: I asked you not to use ChatGPT when doing your assignments, and you decided... not to hand anything in? Me: Technically an upgrade.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dream
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inside you there are two wolves.......and two cats
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It seems the phrase "inside you there are two wolves" was always true
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I do not fear the programmer who has written 10,000 lines of code once. I fear the programmer who has rewritten the same line of code 10,000 times." --Bruce Lee
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Motion to change Artificial Intelligence for Simulated Intelligence
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taylor lorenz podcast on temporary hiatus
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Schrödinger's Strait of Hormuz is a thought experiment concerning quantum superposition: a strait may be considered to be simultaneously both open and close while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random propagandistic event that may or may not be true.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Matthew @mleach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stop solving your own problems. Self-sufficiency jeopardises future profits.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My girlfriend: So, when are we getting married? Me: Under Joe Biden...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The odyssey had a lot more weed smoking than I imagined. And what was with all the 9/11 jokes and the whole thing in Guantanamo? What do you mean I was watching the wrong movie!? WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAROLD AND KUMAR!?!?!?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Since everyone is talking about Egypt, share your source of historical information about it. Mine
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Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦 @coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 04/06/2026
Max, fully serious while watching the X-Files: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE HAND MODEL FROM ZOOLANDER?!
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is just Venus's derriere
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Still from the movie Goodfellas showing Henry looking offscreen. Text reads "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a medium-large account on the smallest site of the least popular form of social media."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
all this shit was invented for time-wasting and around-fucking. that you can obtain some professional benefit from it is a complete accident. lighten up
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Mikey Slashic @mikeyslashic.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🕘👋🥾
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/03/2026
when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!
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Rei @byrei.ink · 28/03/2026
This meeting could've been a fistfight.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
sadomeowchism
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
One technology offers people something they craved: Human connection. The other offers people the appearance of human connection without any actual human connection. You see the difference, right tech bros? You see the big, gaping, philosophical problem here? Right in front of your face?
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
They think punk means *acting without consent* not *acting in defiance of power*
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/02/2026
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
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Kyle Bravo @kylebravo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My cartoon in The Oldie
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me cleaning up your lies
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Inbox: "I hope this email finds you well" Me:
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
a cheese grater that, if viewed from the correct angle, appears to have a friendly, stupid face, an example of Pareidolia
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My moment has come www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
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It’s Cool to Have No Followers Now
As social media has become older, more manipulable, and more automated by artificial intelligence, flouting online popularity has gained a new cachet.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/10/2025
I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My new band name: Waveform Collapse
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