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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 09/10/2026
Maybe I can ask a friend what a Googlebook is on Google Talk, I mean Google Buzz, I mean Google Wave, I mean Google+, I mean Google Hangouts, I mean Google Spaces, I mean Google Allo, I mean Google Duo, I mean Google Meet, I mean Google Chat
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone want to gain control of the "Dobson Override"
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tom And Jerry: Wide-Eyed Jerry
ALT: Tom And Jerry: Wide-Eyed Jerry
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An Empty Paper Bag @joeygeko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ben Sisko explaining to some lady why he lives on bajor
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Teacher: I asked you not to use ChatGPT when doing your assignments, and you decided... not to hand anything in? Me: Technically an upgrade.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elon welcome Newton
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, my bluesky keep working in your laptop
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
F@ck woke neutrinos
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be faster
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dream
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inside you there are two wolves.......and two cats
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sure Jan
ALT: Sure Jan
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Men, fried hard, seasoned so right that it didn’t need hot sauce.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Castle's Confused Reaction
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
If we promise not to bring an iced coffee into a job interview, will you promise to pay us a living wage?
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It seems the phrase "inside you there are two wolves" was always true
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I do not fear the programmer who has written 10,000 lines of code once. I fear the programmer who has rewritten the same line of code 10,000 times." --Bruce Lee
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Motion to change Artificial Intelligence for Simulated Intelligence
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Castle's Confused Reaction
ALT: Castle's Confused Reaction
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me too but 5 seconds later
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
taylor lorenz podcast on temporary hiatus
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Software platform"
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Schrödinger's Strait of Hormuz is a thought experiment concerning quantum superposition: a strait may be considered to be simultaneously both open and close while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random propagandistic event that may or may not be true.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Matthew @mleach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stop solving your own problems. Self-sufficiency jeopardises future profits.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I recently saw the movie The Last Stop in Yuma County, and now I want to see the movie It's Hot Hot Hot Here in Yuma.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My girlfriend: So, when are we getting married? Me: Under Joe Biden...
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The odyssey had a lot more weed smoking than I imagined. And what was with all the 9/11 jokes and the whole thing in Guantanamo? What do you mean I was watching the wrong movie!? WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAROLD AND KUMAR!?!?!?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Since everyone is talking about Egypt, share your source of historical information about it. Mine
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Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦 @coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i can't believe you are all enjoying sports while the entropy of the universe will always increase.
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So a hot dog after sex
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Same but with my crush
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Hah hah! You bad-mouthed Taylor, didn't you?"
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Icon?
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I read "pool" and thought: Are there negotiations in Switzerland about algae in the reflecting pool?
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Castle's Confused Reaction
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Andomitus @andomitus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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AshleyRoboto 🌻 @ashleyroboto.com · 04/06/2026
Max, fully serious while watching the X-Files: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE HAND MODEL FROM ZOOLANDER?!
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