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🦴 archer 🎾

@an.actual.dog
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like those ones you've seen in the park. utonagan named archer. ΘΔ

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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 5h
If you as a furry think Bugs fucking Bunny is zoophilia then I’m sorry to say you are in fact not a furry you just want a community to provide you victims for harassment.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 8h
youtube.com
JPEGMAFIA - babygirl
YouTube video by JPEGMAFIA
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 8h
WE ARE TWO DAYS FROM NEW FAT DOG
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 8h
I LOVE WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE AND PASSING MY CAT BEING BUSY AND GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION WITH HER LITTLE QUESTION MARK TAIL SOMETIMES SHE MEOWS AS SHE PASSES SHE HAS SO MANY THINGS TO DO TODAY
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 29/09/2026
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Stripey From Mike
Cat wearing a pink flower-shaped cone on her head, with her head and front feet emerging from under a sofa, seemingly performing the hula
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024
GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
every single time i see a big tech guy on tv they're openly talking about building a machine they believe will kill us one day and i wonder at what point you can claim self defense. "hey, yeah, i'm building a bomb under chicago. it's gonna blow the whole city up. everyone dead. isn't that neat?"
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
i stumbled across this comedian bio which is one of the single most dire things i've ever read in my entire fucking life. i hope this guy is okay. i hope he's doing alright. holy shit things are going bad.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
because they're a fucking shitty restaurant
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
on my desk all day at work so i remember what i am
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
you cannot search for anything anymore without half the results being vibe coded ai slop web pages with the exact same format of content that never goes into the depth you need
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 28/09/2026
i wonder how much ai company revenue comes from burning tokens to really, really suboptimally run potentially cheap, deterministic batch jobs that are spun up by people who have no idea how computer works but feel empowered because the cost in time and resources is abstract
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
facebook’s new AI is sending guys to my house to whip my ass for posting “sirloin ain’t shit” in the local Beef Boys chat
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wip for the next saurian design
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 27/09/2026
edit: i don't care that you're downvoting me. lol. -6000 karma doesn't mean i'm wrong. cope. edit: thanks so much for the reddit award kind stranger!!!!!!! this absolutely made my week, this is one of the most validating experiences. edit: lol you all are making way too big a deal about this
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
VILLAGER A: Lovely day today! VILLAGER B: La la! I'm going to school! VILLAGER C: My mother isn't back yet. I hope she hasn't gone into the Snails' Den. VILLAGER D: I'm busy. VILLAGER E: This town hasn't been the same since the Empire invaded. VILLAGER F: You can sneak past snails by holding 🅑.
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💍 ᔕᕼYEᑎᗩ 🏳️‍⚧️ @shyena.dog · 25/09/2026
Help, I forgot how to drink waAAUUGAARBLBLAARAAUGHABL
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you care about keeping the Academy of Natural Sciences open to the public in Philadelphia, I need you to read and share this thread. Trish Wellenbach was sent from the mayor's office to oversee the Academy of Natural sciences situation. She needs to hear from us. Here comes the action item:
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
i had a conversation with a coworker that i realized fits really well into dinosaur comics so i sent him this
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's the delightful development story behind Big Walk, one of this year's best video games www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
bloomberg.com
The Six-Year Journey Behind ‘Big Walk,’ One of This Year’s Best Video Games
The delightful new co-op game started off as a pandemic fever dream
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
uh... i'm fucker, i gues
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the "i meet someone, we talk, X, they leave" meme whereby X reads "I explain that oil is a sentient xeno-intelligence that wants to be extracted and burned in conspiracy with a rebellious and equally sentient earth that utilizes humanity and petrochemical civilization to generate enough heat to become a dark mirror of the sun"
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
damn what if
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
last night i dreamed that i was a rollerblading talking dog and my friends kept taking me to bars to get free drinks
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
Posting this to terrify Tommy Tuberville.
youtube.com
Hi its me im the dog
YouTube video by eafluv
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
you know what i don't even care that he's the probably-pretty-evil head of a fundamentally corrupt and corrosive organization, there are very few people on the planet could make this joke hit as hard as him and i fucking love that he went for it
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mushy @mushbeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
commission of a rescued house sparrow named pogo 💮
a digital painting of a female house sparrow laying down surrounded by white jasmine-like flowers.
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Verbrannt74 🐦 @verbrannt74.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Silly sleepless bird. #3D #wip
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 25/09/2026
very relevant to recent events.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 24/09/2026
this is an adorable item made by someone who genuinely loves nature and science and who does more activism in the real world than seems humanly possible. buy one for yourself. and a friend. and someone's kid. genuinely. this money goes to a good cause.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just have to seal it :3
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 23/09/2026
wait until this motherfucker finds out about therians we are going to give him a fucking stroke
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Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It feels like the American elite were excited for a future where they could be openly corrupt, racist, transphobic, and Islamophobic as they wanted and may have misinterpreted the mood of the American public in their haste.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there was a vibe shift and it still pertains: Everything Fucking Sucks and Is Too Fucking Expensive and Violent and I'm Fucking Terrified of the Future and the Assholes in Charge Do Not Give a Single Shit So Fuck Them
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 23/09/2026
you love to see it, but also: i love the quiet, ongoing rebellion of most major outlets' editors posting the absolute worst fucking photos of this clown everywhere. not that he ever looks good, but i've not seen a single photo that makes him look presentable in a long time.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 23/09/2026
i should be allowed to own an rpg launcher and i should be able to use it to shoot cars with exhausts so loud that you can hear them coming and going for minutes at a time
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 23/09/2026
what a great email to wake up to
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dog version
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Star Stuffed 🔞 @star-stuffed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
reh
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 22/09/2026
bet cash paypal's eyes finally fell out when he saw this
404media.co
‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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🦴 archer 🎾 @an.actual.dog · 22/09/2026
"nobody wants to work anymore" but it's the work has become so stupid and enraging that it's actually true this time
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

biggieguana
10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

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Checking in on this for an update

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The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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