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never met a day a sno-cone couldn't fix.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 21/09/2026
RETVRN
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 14/09/2026
sound of the summer youtu.be/I6kB-avIuks?...
youtu.be
(Delay lama cover)Daft punk - Get lucky
YouTube video by EdmeisterSounds
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/09/2026
Even aside from Rowling being an insane monster, Jesus fuck I am sick of hearing about Harry Potter
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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Chris Coyier @chriscoyier.net · 23/08/2026
I actually strive for perfect clarity with my color theme pickers. codepen.io/editor/chris...
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 22/08/2026
I think this is right
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Danny Groner @dannygroner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Great feature. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Why Is It So Hard to Build a Transformer?
Transformers are the linchpin of modern civilization. A single one can take five years to build.
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 08/08/2026
Oh Canberra and your big big skies
two pink galahsa sunshiney scrub lake George a bird collage
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have never posted on Nextdoor but it remains my favorite social network because of the out-of-pocket shit people are willing to say under their government names. here's one woman's story of the real-world consequences of pissing off all your neighbors www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/the-villain-...
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor
“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 31/07/2026
this is completely insane
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 30/07/2026
two absolutely cracking sandwiches in DC today: Delray club at call your mother and the tomato seasonal at your only friend. 10/10
A tomato sandwich
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 23/07/2026
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 21/07/2026
art and about
A green fieldWater lilies Art framed between an atrium window A painting showing red and black blobs on a vivid green
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 21/07/2026
art and about
A green fieldWater lilies Art framed between an atrium window A painting showing red and black blobs on a vivid green
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 20/07/2026
deal hunting
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 16/07/2026
holy shit www.phoronix.com/news/Microso... github.com/microsoft/co...
phoronix.com
Microsoft Goes Nostalgic In Newest Open-Source Drop: Comic Chat Open-Sourced After 30 Years
Introduced in 1996 with Internet Explorer 3.0, Microsoft Comic Chat provided comic-like avatars driven IRC chat client
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Ersatz Doctor @ersatzdoctor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
1. You can run Doom on any computer. 2. You can’t run Doom on the brain. C. The brain isn’t a computer.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 08/07/2026
ruh-roh
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
UBI is the same delusional catharsis as believing Musk will get us to Mars in order to avoid the ravages of climate change while accelerating the usage of resources. I don’t know how anyone who has lived in this era and has watched how our politics work can even begin to believe this.
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 02/07/2026
unreal how badly var and hydration breaks have broken flow and momentum in this cup. it's horrible for the audience, it's horrible for the officials and I imagine it sucks for the players too.
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booscotron @boscotron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kombucha girl meme yucked out by "weird ai" music but interested in "weird al" music. Her appearance is altered to resemble the musician.
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alex @nonmodernist.com · 24/06/2026
i wrote about my friends, two of whom were sentenced yesterday to 50 years in prison each. hotel-florida.ghost.io/the-seeds-of... if you read it, or even if you don't, please donate to @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social
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The Seeds of Prairieland
The first time I met Savanna, Liz, and Ines, they gave me seeds for my garden. I don’t actually have a garden, but I love plants, and so I took the seeds in the hope that I’d get to plant them before ...
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 24/06/2026
figma having a pretty hard go at getting the audience excited about ai, ai and more ai at config. they're not booing, but it's pretty flat.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 23/06/2026
Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang
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Gidget @thatgalgidget.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In the middle of my rewatch and this still seems relevant
Top row: Camina Drummer from “The Expanse” looking annoyed/angry/on the verge of tears. The text next to her reads “Space (adj.) Billionaires (noun)”

Bottom row: Drummer with her fist raised in a cheer. The text next to her reads “Space (verb) Billionaires (noun)

I probably stole this from @Toasty.cx at some point
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is an outrageous story. A farmer donated 87 acres to a small Texas city on the condition it be used as a public park. Years later, the farmer has passed away, the city sold the land to a developer, and now it will be the site of a 135,000 square foot data center www.404media.co/a-farmer-don...
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A Farmer Donated Land to Turn into a Park. The City Is Building a Massive Data Center Instead
In 1999, a farmer gave away 87 acres of land to a small Texas town to use as a park. The town sold to a data center developer for $10 million.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 05/06/2026
Tired: I'm doing my own research on vaccines Wired: I'm doing my own research about whether there is a second, slightly larger Luke Skywalker in some scenes of the original Star Wars trilogy biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
biggerluke.wikidot.com
Bigger Luke - Bigger Luke
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Nvidie @dervine7.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
updating your committee on your dissertation progress
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 22/05/2026
claude voice everywhere makes it such a pain to read or search for anything. I don't want to read it any more than I want to see a matt bors inspired slop comic attached to every derivative thought. yuck yuck yuck.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Smacking an ice cream sandwich against my palm like it's a pack of cigarettes
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 22/06/2023
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
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Amy McEuen, Ph.D. @mceuen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com
Bird mom admiring her “smooth round children” which hatch and become a loud handful
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
happy mother's day from ridley scott franchises
the nostromo's main computer in alien (1979) nicknamed "mother", a very 70s scifi looking angled chamber covered in small lightsripley carrying newt facing down the alien queen with her bizarre bony body and egg tube in aliens (1986)leon, a human looking replicant taking a test to detect non humans in blade runner (1982), being asked a final question about his mother, and not responding wellthe metallic t-pose screaming robot form of "mother", a powerful android raising humans on an alien world in the streaming series "raised by wolves"
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 10/05/2026
finally feels like summer's coming
national cathedral with green leaves a beautiful peach and red rose
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 10/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: 1. Six Feet Under 2. The Expanse 3. Twin Peaks 4. Andor 5. Dark 6. Seachange 7. Halt and Catch Fire 8. The Wire 9. Flight of the Concords 10. Tim and Erics Awesome Show 11. GOT 12. Battlestar Galactica 13. Wilfred 14. Mindhunter 15. Devs
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dan @amoeba.com.au · 08/03/2026
very good take
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 05/03/2026
One must imagine John le Carré blowing his fucking brains out
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wes(is no longer)injapan @wesinjapan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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