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Shawn Patrick Farrell

@shawnfarrell.bsky.social
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I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 5h
I often worry about how closely I identify with Charlie Brown.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 6h
I don't think this has legs as a Disney+ series.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 14h
Quite a welcome surprise to see my childhood hockey rink featured so prominently in a NHL opening night promo for ESPN. And with narration by Liam Neeson, no less!
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 15h
I would LOVE to see Britain's Mischief Theatre Company take on Dracula. They could even call the show The Stay That Goes Wrong!
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 19h
Misunderstood this to mean a retirement community home & thought 'Sure, I'll bunk with U2 in my dotage.'
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a fun idea for a little free library!
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My phone just updated from Google Assistant to Google AI & I want to throw it over the Brent Spence Bridge.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#GoBills!
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean sure, it's cool that U2 played at their school. But in the spring of 2009, they played at mine! Half a dozen songs, to promote their then just-released album, No Line on the Horizon, on the steps of Fordham University's Keating Hall.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m one automatic sign-out away from losing it.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go sports.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, showing up to the job interview with a Pizza Hut Tuk Tuk Truck, ready to reward you for your reading progress.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning to everyone who doesn't think that writing an essay is a suitable punishment for sexual assault.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, as my ears perked up every time I heard nor'easter said on the news this weekend.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go to Google and search for Buffalo Bills. Then click on the blue image on the bottom right.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's win by the Bills did not air here in flyover country, but if I had seen it, I'd hope to not be alone in my disgust on hearing a taxpayer funded ad was shown during the game. Aren't conservatives supposed to be boycotting the NFL for about half a dozen different silly reasons, anyway?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What will Dawson think about this?" "What will Dawson think about that?" I know it was his creek, but after several seasons of walking on eggshells just to protect the feelings of a well-off white male, you'd think Capeside residents would've learned something? This post isn't about a TV show.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Bills are going to do alternate uniforms, why not call on their history & go with a zubaz pattern?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Bills are going to do alternate uniforms, why not call on their history & go with a zubaz pattern?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flooding is so bad in NJ there's a shark swimming through Atlantic City neighborhoods.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What are the odds Donald Trump insists that it be called superintelligence & not artificial intelligence because there are 2 fewer syllables for him to stumble over?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder if Kentucky candidate Andy Barr showed his young daughter his earlier series of disgusting & deceitful political ads before recruiting her to appear in his latest?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we not go through this again, please? Enough with the religious nonsense. www.bbc.com/news/live/ck...
bbc.com
Drumcree: Protests as controversial Orange Order march due to go ahead for first time since 1997
The march down the mainly-nationalist Garvaghy Road, which in the 1990s sparked some of the most serious disorder in Northern Ireland's history, will go ahead after a series of courtroom challenges.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, a sign of civilization at my local Kroger...
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social we all just cool with blatant bribery now? There's no other way to spin this.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How @cornelluniversity.bsky.social punishes rapists.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So lousy to live in a country that perpetually elevates & excuses those guilty of sexual assault from the Ivy League to the Oval Office. Making matters worse, their victims are so often blamed & burdened with the trauma & cost of the crime in ways that can span a lifetime.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cornell University rapists handing in their essay be like...
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If @usnews.com doesn't take a few stars off of Cornell University's college ranking for being such a rape-friendly campus, I'd say their credibility should take a hit as well.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How many more recalls are needed before RFK Jr is shown the door? Imagine if pumpkin spice is recalled?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, sticking to the theme of the day, when @drallylouks.bsky.social book is published stateside on May the 4th.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With it being Library Card Signup Month, Darby O'Gill would like to remind new cardholders that any items borrowed are the responsibility of the cardholder & are not meant for taste testings.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
8 years ago, Trump bailed out farmers. Isn't that socialism? And he's done & will likely do it again - creating policies that destroy them, bailing them out to look the hero, & they fall for it again & again, despite them being against handouts for anyone else.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If your dog is going to get his head stuck in a jar of peanut butter, make sure it's Peter Pan! #notanad
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dog tired.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9/25!
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We don't have to live like this. Look at all the billionaires and technofascists dining with Trump and Xi tonight. They pay off both sides of the aisle. The only way out is to crush them, and we need fighters to do that. nypost.com/2026/09/24/u...
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Texas delivery driver Don Johnson, 81, works 14-hour days to help pay wife’s medical bills — strangers raise almost $250K
“The reality is that he isn’t working by choice; he is working for survival.”
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're wondering why the shadiest people you know were hyping bitcoin then and now the shadiest people you know are hyping AI just understand that the shadiest people you know engineered AI to be able to break into bank apps and empty bank accounts and escape legal consequences by crying rogue
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder whether we'd have seen more of her if She-Hulk was allowed to continue? I'd like to believe we would.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This fuckin guy...
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just because we’re in a room together doesn’t mean we need to talk.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the world is ready for a Charlie Brown Father's Day special where Snoopy & a girl dog have puppies just so we can see a Peanuts style version of this Tatiana Maslany line from She-Hulk.
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Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How will Senate fly now?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would really like Micky Dolenz & The Monkees to sell a Mr. Schneider replica.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
True, I'm not as interested in Taylor Swift's latest cash grab as I would have been 5 - 10 years ago, but I do hope news of it tastes like crap in Kirk Cameron's Cheerios.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Let's go see Kid Rock!" "No." -The World, or at least the sorry ass part of it that Kid Rock panders to.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there not a plug they can pull?
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Air Traffic Controllers I trust more than AI.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I imagine we'll hear today that Susan Collins has grave concerns about Susan Collins?
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