Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My Big Mac was missing it's Monopoly piece, that was probably the one that would have retired me from Healthcare. 040
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I lie to 84 about how much things cost so sometimes I just have to take the loss on an $80 hand cream he's coated his whole torso in because I told him it cost $5. 010
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Used a Lamp Berger and didn't burn my house down, no firefighters or insurance claims for my Birthday this year. 010
Reposted by Amanda BJosh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happiest of #Dateline birthdays to my friend @amandajpanda.bsky.social Instead of a wrapped gift, I’m getting you this: 6552
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Got a diet coke from MCD and it wasn't crispy, looking to seek legal action. 010
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Im going snowboarding this Fall and if I die, I die. I haven't gone in 10 years, this is my popcorn. 000
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I need a girl dinner, ceaser salad, fries, diet coke & a slice of German Chocolate 🤌 050
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This Dateline has everything I love, Josh, uncomfortable cops & me laughing that any man could ever tell me what to do. 020
Reposted by Amanda BKelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’ve never seen a movie with Owen Wilson in it. I love that for me. 1121
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If I'm ever on Dateline and they tell me to sit on a picnic table for filler video, it's going to be a no for me. 030
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No Contact should be an option for so much more than just DoorDash. 031
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Do I know who the Lansing Serial Killer is? No, BUT I have a few people they could check out . 020
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BRB, going to call my Dad and make him tell me that he will be sure it snows when Im home. 050
Reposted by Amanda BJosh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is about Cornell, from Kristin Smart’s mother. He daughter was killed by a college classmate Cal Poly SLO, and educators appear to have learned exactly nothing since Kristin vanished in 1996. She has never been found. www.instagram.com/p/DeITAfeHch... 88918
Reposted by Amanda BJosh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder how many others did not get caught? globemagazine.com/2-florida-co...globemagazine.com2 Florida Cops Arrested for Using Flock-Like Systems to Stalk Teen and Woman They Wanted to DateA sheriff’s office in Florida is answering to the community after two of its deputies resigned over allegations they misused the state’s surveillance and other official databases to stalk women they w... 209020
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Im looking at winter jackets for my trip to see my Dad, why is Northface selling cropped winter jackets? 130
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Someone put a Gov Abbott door tag on my door and my door is blaming everyone else for its problems and the rules don't apply to it. Also, I'm checking my ring cam and I will find you. 021
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My holiday grail would be to find an industrial size roll of wrapping paper from a closed department store. 030
Reposted by Amanda BRoBOOgoblin 👻 @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026HEARTBREAKING: Person who remembers movie quotes from two decades ago immediately forgets why they entered a room. 4354962
Reposted by Amanda BAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 907258366129
Reposted by Amanda BKelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There’s a car next to me that has one headlight, no hood, and it’s riding on a donut. I’m functioning the same way, my dude. 0132
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Born to solve cold cases, forced to chart Pt is AOx3. 130
Reposted by Amanda BMichael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching the Senate hearings like 823976473
Reposted by Amanda BShawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a fun idea for a little free library! 011
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just ordered 3 Pozza of The Month pizzas from Double Daves, 9nly for them to call and say they're out of pizza. This is how I end up on Snapped. 031
Reposted by Amanda BDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098461640
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can you doordash a single churro? I mean the world is burning. 120
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Josh standing near open water near someone lying to him, makes me a little nervous. 010
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lost the apple TV remote, I guess I'm never watching TV ever again. 010
Reposted by Amanda BM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joe Walsh Is Right...... 1005206146229
Reposted by Amanda BThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383812575
Amanda B @amandajpanda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I took a benadryl the other day and apparently sleep ordered 4 pepper spray keychains, girl.... who are we scared of? Are we starting a gang? What was happening?! 030
