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AL the editor

@altheeditor.bsky.social
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Copyeditor, proofreader and picture researcher. SFF über-geek. bluebamboo.org.uk Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 2h
"Which one of these... "Sam? Sam! Which one of these is the Off button?"
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 2h
Can't tell if this box was owned by Schrödinger or Pandora.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 15h
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 6h
DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️
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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 14h
My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I'm measurable now.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 9h
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘Is it safe?’
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're worried about the reviews your book or record might have on the internet, remember the Himalayas have a 4.3 out of 5 star rating on Google Maps.
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Charlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(it’s aimed at people who like jokes)
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From tonight's Hookland talk on Re-enchantment as Resistance at @treadwells-books.bsky.social. 'Folklore is often the wild frontier of belief, the place where wonder may still live. Here be Woodwoses, here be Harrowhounds, the ghosts which whisper wisdom.' #FolkloreThursday
Folklore can ignite enchantment within us. Enchantment that fuels our imaginations. Enchantment that shifts our consciousness, allows us to envisage new and better worlds. It begins the process of manifesting the changes we desire. Re-enchanted, the world is full of new, feral possibilities. Re-enchanted our imagination is an accessible superpower. 

The stories we intentionally absorb, the stories we select to tell ourselves, they allow us to live in the world differently. They allow us to make and remake the world differently.

Folklore is often the wild frontier of belief, the place where wonder may still live. Here be Woodwoses, here be Harrowhounds, the ghosts which whisper wisdom. We need this space. We ache for the sublime. For re-enchantment is an assertion of wonder and the numinosity of our relationships with landscape. Re-enchantment is an assertion of our collective ability to both imagine and experience better worlds. As a refusal of despair, as a lensing of hope. In re-enchantment we stop dreaming of inevitable apocalypse and find the permissive space to tell stories of hope.

Re-enchantment is personal metamorphosis. The space in which we grow glowing red eyes to patrol our communities against this long night of authoritarian pisspuffinry. The space in which we develop iron-hard fur, immune to the curses reductionist racists, misogynists, homophobes and AI cultists throw at us. Re-enchantment as the permissive circle where we can voyage into ourselves and find the marvels and bravery we need to deal with this age of violent bruising. This is why I walk the territory of folklore. Wear my witch-cloak of swan feathers, hold hag stone to my eye. This is why I created Hookland as a home for stories, a community for Fully-grown Changelings.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"What… what year is it?
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a Wispa.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She's a 10, but in binary.
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The dramatic head turn by Rory Stewart works better with the Batman transition sound fx.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got to admit, this did raise a titter. I am very, very cultured and mature.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who among us hasn't considered a free sausage roll to be a maternal murder motive?
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who's up for robbing banks while shouting "stop the boats" so no-one arrests us?
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
APPENDIX: Add masculine modifiers #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just had an author comment back from my latest copyedit. Good to see I've enriched their knowledge of thermostatic containers and the distinction between a feline and a discharge.
'My favourite learning points are the Thermos/flask comment, and the difference between "puss" and "pus".'
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug
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Face Hugger Alien
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aah oo ee e'yhin Eric? #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dalek from Doctor Who Says 'I Regret Nothing'
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop what you're doing right now and watch this cloven-hoofed idiot.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dammit, it's far too early to find yourself in a dad-joke sandwich.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
EXPOUND: 0.454kg #UED #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Claims that this year's combined US football and mispronunciation tournament has been the best one ever are just so much hyperbole.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Young Chewie on school photo day.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BlueSky/Twitter
Proper MartianShitty Martian
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never moon a werewolf.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Definitely what the composer had in mind while writing it.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Ramones o'clock.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anál nathrach, orth'bháis's bethad, dochél dénmha
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See, now I just have a mental image of Joe Biden solemnly incubating in vain a clutch of Fabergé eggs.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It me. 😬
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, America is up, I see.
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Rabbit bin
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kane from Alien
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Has to be this. JSW consumed half my childhood, but this MF flipped the switch.
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ZX Spectrum: Manic Miner Gameplay
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know why these tourists get so upset after I've charged them a tenner to visit the 'Lewis Air and Space Museum' I have opened in the back field. No refunds. Clue's in the name, folks.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The first parking ticket.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
En Pointe Blank
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman)
Image shows a drawing by artist Janis Goodman and it shows a huge computer that is plugged into 4 electrical sockets and is guzzling water via a hose attached to 2 taps. There is a woman sat nearby. This drawing is titled "The Data Centre Who Came To Tea"
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We go to the woods to have our souls entangled. We go to the woods in hope of encountering wonder, wild magics. Some deep, cave-old part of us knows it as a sacred space just a we know it as a place of possible peril. The woods whisper to our souls. – #CLNolan #Woods
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Arrr, that there key lime be a solid 8. Don't ee reckon, Jim-lad?" "Actually, I'd say no more than a 5." Pie-rates of the Caribbean. #pirateday
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pixar is not amused.
A tortoiseshell cat wearing a protective cone.
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They say never meet your heroes, but I suspect Mike would be the exception to the rule.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The FBI recruitment drive continues apace, I see.
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