AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 2h"Which one of these... "Sam? Sam! Which one of these is the Off button?" 010
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 2hCan't tell if this box was owned by Schrödinger or Pandora. 000
Reposted by AL the editorSam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 15hThis is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky 1328796
Reposted by AL the editorGruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 6hDAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷♂️ 1173
Reposted by AL the editorTopper @topperuk.bsky.social · 14hMy girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I'm measurable now. 141
Reposted by AL the editorTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you're worried about the reviews your book or record might have on the internet, remember the Himalayas have a 4.3 out of 5 star rating on Google Maps. 1427944
Reposted by AL the editorCharlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(it’s aimed at people who like jokes) 814924
Reposted by AL the editorhookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026From tonight's Hookland talk on Re-enchantment as Resistance at @treadwells-books.bsky.social. 'Folklore is often the wild frontier of belief, the place where wonder may still live. Here be Woodwoses, here be Harrowhounds, the ghosts which whisper wisdom.' #FolkloreThursday 1417060
Reposted by AL the editorSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a Wispa. 88214
Reposted by AL the editorThe Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The dramatic head turn by Rory Stewart works better with the Batman transition sound fx. 15117
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got to admit, this did raise a titter. I am very, very cultured and mature. 031
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who among us hasn't considered a free sausage roll to be a maternal murder motive? 020
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHug 040
Reposted by AL the editorstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people 225277
Reposted by AL the editorChaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026who's up for robbing banks while shouting "stop the boats" so no-one arrests us? 1337384
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026APPENDIX: Add masculine modifiers #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #UED 010
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just had an author comment back from my latest copyedit. Good to see I've enriched their knowledge of thermostatic containers and the distinction between a feline and a discharge. 000
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you see this post, repost with your hug #ChainHugstatic.klipy.comFace Hugger AlienALT: Face Hugger Alien 060
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Aah oo ee e'yhin Eric? #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity 050
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comDalek from Doctor Who Says 'I Regret Nothing'ALT: Dalek from Doctor Who Says 'I Regret Nothing' 030
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Stop what you're doing right now and watch this cloven-hoofed idiot. 041
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dammit, it's far too early to find yourself in a dad-joke sandwich. 052
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026EXPOUND: 0.454kg #UED #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 020
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Claims that this year's combined US football and mispronunciation tournament has been the best one ever are just so much hyperbole. 130
Reposted by AL the editorLeeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Never moon a werewolf. 1188
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Definitely what the composer had in mind while writing it. 120
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anál nathrach, orth'bháis's bethad, dochél dénmha 010
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026See, now I just have a mental image of Joe Biden solemnly incubating in vain a clutch of Fabergé eggs. 020
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ah, America is up, I see.static.klipy.comRabbit binALT: Rabbit bin 020
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Has to be this. JSW consumed half my childhood, but this MF flipped the switch.static.klipy.comZX Spectrum: Manic Miner GameplayALT: ZX Spectrum: Manic Miner Gameplay 010
Reposted by AL the editorDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't know why these tourists get so upset after I've charged them a tenner to visit the 'Lewis Air and Space Museum' I have opened in the back field. No refunds. Clue's in the name, folks. 1102
Reposted by AL the editorDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The first parking ticket. 2306
Reposted by AL the editorDevon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman) 3344134
Reposted by AL the editorhookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We go to the woods to have our souls entangled. We go to the woods in hope of encountering wonder, wild magics. Some deep, cave-old part of us knows it as a sacred space just a we know it as a place of possible peril. The woods whisper to our souls. – #CLNolan #Woods 028057
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Arrr, that there key lime be a solid 8. Don't ee reckon, Jim-lad?" "Actually, I'd say no more than a 5." Pie-rates of the Caribbean. #pirateday 040
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They say never meet your heroes, but I suspect Mike would be the exception to the rule. 130
Reposted by AL the editorMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT 852776654
AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The FBI recruitment drive continues apace, I see. 010