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AL the editor

@altheeditor.bsky.social

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Copyeditor, proofreader and picture researcher. SFF über-geek. bluebamboo.org.uk Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 9h

Have it in a bacon sarnie. Thank me later.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 11h

Looks like Sauron's up already.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 11h

Touched By The Hand Of Megawomble!

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I WILL NOT BE JUDGED

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He looks a proper nana in his tiny paper slippers. He's got such a job to get stains off, specially if the corpse is in a chipper.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And yet the potato has already surrendered.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wondering if it's a long-lost relation, no doubt.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The motion blur on that tail-wag is insane.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rights-shed Brevisited

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Would donate my left nut for a pocket full of these right now.

Mojos

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't tell me you knew this. You did not know this. But now you do and can amaze your friends with such arcane knowledge.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I NEED IN MY LIFE. Give me more, dammit!

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I suspect this has less to do with the improvement in flavour than it does with the massive die-off of taste receptors as part of the ageing process.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An appropriate line from the poem "Monday's Heron is Looking for Fish".

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The possessing of eyeballs.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ann Boleyn

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Only because their seats weren't quite enough like sittin on razorblades.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just starting to watch this bad boy now, emboldened by the glories of Small Prophets and Worzel Gummidge. Bit late to the party but enjoying it (well, episode 1) so far.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Must be a yewe.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All I'm seeing is this.

Neil from off of The Young Ones having a bath

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Came here to say this. 🙄

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And the thermostat is set to 22.

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Maya Rudolph's Horrified Oh No Face

ALT: Maya Rudolph's Horrified Oh No Face

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Sooty Sweep Dancing Puppet

ALT: Sooty Sweep Dancing Puppet

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I should call her.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It Fucken Wimdy fox

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026

GOAT OR BIRD????

This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Morning.

Early-morning mist-shrouded chalets beside a churning sea.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And a TV career for Bob Monkhouse.

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Which one of these... "Sam? Sam! Which one of these is the Off button?"

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Carrageenans" is so obviously a made-up term for bogies.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't tell if this box was owned by Schrödinger or Pandora.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This post has mycelium of approval.

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I Regret Nothing Daleks

ALT: I Regret Nothing Daleks

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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ratman and Bobbins

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That would indeed precipitate an upstairs–downstairs issue.

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

1. Come, Death, and claim Life's benighted sufferer! 2. Hold, friend. What trespass hast thou committed? 3. Inappropriately archaic dialogue in a cartoon. 4.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DAVROS is livid because the spiteful EMPEROR DALEK has just DOXXED him online! But me thought everyone already knew that Davros lives in the BASE GRANNY ANNEXE...?🤷‍♂️

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I do pity the field-mice who had to run backwards.

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Topper @topperuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My girlfriend just bought a ruler from Smiths. Heaven knows I'm measurable now.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Actually, it could've been directed by John (TwitT)Woo.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

FOURTEEN ++ MINUTES ++ TILL ++ FELLATIO ++ ENGAGEMENT

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All right, the Bayeux Embroidery. Sheesh. 🙄

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bonnie Tyler

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stephen Spielbird

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is, as you say, a genuine banger. Might have to reread it soon.

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Substitute these for grasshoppers and you have a @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social poem.

AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Meat Tree.

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AL the editor @altheeditor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One for you, @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

‘Is it safe?’