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Alpaca_Whacka

@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
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🗓️ 40yo, but bones are at least 75yo 🏳️‍🌈 he/him, bi 💖 happily married 📍 Philadelphia 💿 music omnivore but swoons for Ty Segall 🎧 low-key off-key audiophile 📚📽️ fantasy/scifi sponge 🐕‍🦺 professional dog itch-scratcher 🍜 cheap ramen connoisseur

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/10/2026
You're walking down the street. We lock eyes. Then I pull out my phone. I look serious. Then I ask the question nobody expects: "You wanna see a shitload of pelicans?" 🪶 🦑
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some non-mouse ears at Disney Hollywood Studios #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNeon
A bunny lurking in the bushes aside a lake. The lake is awash in reflected Christmas light colors, glimmering every color of the rainbow. The bunny and bushes are in the foreground. Only the bunny's head and shoulder are visible.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#lights from a galaxy far, far away at Disney's Galaxy's Edge in Hollywood Studios. Shot at night, the place feels even more alien and beautiful. #blueskyartshow #photography
An empty passageway that is normally filled with shops and people during the day. It's got a cool blue backdrop with most of the frame being filled by a warm lighted glow from hanging lanterns. The walkway has a strange pattern and the shops are concrete alcoves with wires criss crossed overhead. The Millennium Falcon starship is in its hanger bay awash with warm lights, with the mountain peaks behind it in a neon blue lighting. The place is empty. The sky overhead is cloudy, no alien stars are visible. Inside the cantina, it is lit with a neon red light overhead in an alien looking structure and pattern. A large circle of wires and machinery take up the center of the frame. The circular bar underneath it is packed with people ordering drinks. The bar itself is giving off a white glow. A quiet corner with sleeping droids lit by a few lamps overhead hung by strings. There is a cabinet and tools behind them and a railing in front of them. The sky overhead is cloudy.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwback to 9/2/2016 from when the sunset stole the show at the #phillies game. Ain't no #lights like sunset lights. #blueskyartshow #photography
Picture of the Citizens Bank Park field at sunset mid-phillies game. The sunset is a beautiful palette of reds, oranges, blues, and yellows. The stadium is not very full and the game is mid-play. The stadium lights and jumbotron are on.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
midnight cuddles with cats like nature intended
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: DO WE TAXI ON THE PARKING LOT IF THE WEST SIDE IS CLOSED Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ac97ebbf92e F: #fd4be752f8b
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Strider @tomdavinroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who knew ptarmigans could be so round? #bird #photo #mountains #alpine
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🍂🎃 grumpers:443 @grumpers.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
"A short film about hope"
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guy Fieri: INDEED, I SEEK EXCEPTIONAL FLAVOR.
Picture of an apple orchard. The center front of the image has a sign that says "PLEASE DO NOT PICK FROM THESE TREES. Our fruit needs time to ripen. If you seek exceptional flavor, you must wait. Deliciousness takes time." There is a rope blocking the path down this 'aisle' of apple trees. There is green grass on the aisle with a lush green hill in the background. The apple trees are full of apples.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When the squirrel you see way off in the distance is more important than photoshoot treats.
Picture of a black lab pittie mix in a meadow/ field. In the background is the Philadelphia skyline with overcast skies. The dog is looking inquisitively at something behind the photographer.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sunday Scaries aren't just for people. Couch time reduction: IMMINENT.
Picture of a black lab / pittie mix with her head and paws up on the arm of a couch. There's a blanket on the couch to protect against dog hair but let's be real it ain't doing much. The photo is taken indoors and the dog is staring at the camera in a playful manner.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thank you, Ken. Your job is done. You have been unshackled and can leave the hole now.
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 27/07/2026
-Jenna
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#Toronto today, yikes...
Meme of Matthew McConaughey stressfully smoking except the meme's been orange smokified.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#photography North of Reading, PA on the closed Shore Drive Bridge (locals call it Graffiti Bridge) over Ontelaunee Lake with a perfect message for this week.
A barrier with graffiti blocking a bridge that is completely covered with graffiti (road, bridge walls, etc). The bridge is overtaken by trees as it crosses the edge of a lake. The barrier in the foreground says "F*CK lCE" among other things. It is near sunset with a cloudy sky in the background and a warm hazy summer day. In the far distance some people are fishing off the bridge.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14/07/2026
ope almost missed Harrison Ford’s birthday
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
📷 a glorious sunset 🤩 ... behind a not-so-glorious suburban parking lot
A beautiful sunset with beams of sunshine radiating from the setting sun, illuminating the sky in glorious rays behind clouds. In the foreground, a depressing parking lot.
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Senator Katie Muth @senatormuth.com · 10/07/2026
Nothing says “good neighbor” quite like taking millions in taxpayer assistance, enjoying special tax breaks, & then hauling your potential future neighbors into court for speaking up. That’s Sentinel Green Fig who is attempting to build a hyperscale data center on a Superfund site in E. Whiteland.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
OKAY LADIES NOW LETS GET IN FORMATION.
A line of Canadian geese walking in the drive-thru lane of a CVS pharmacy. It is near dusk and there is no one else around except for these geese.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
📷 Good morning, Philly 🥰
A beautiful, colorful sunrise glowing over the Philly skyline. The Schuylkill River reflects the palette of orange hues, viewed from I76W just before the South St exit. The skyscrapers are still lit up but illuminated by the sunrise glow.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
📷 #Epcot Flower & Garden Festival has some stunning colors and beauty. 🤩 *not pictured: all the delicious festival drinky drinks and foody foods too.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just cause the sky is sleeping doesn't mean it can't have nightmares. (📷 for @mamafirefly.bsky.social)
Picture of a lightning bolt illuminating the nighttime sky over the Epcot ball outside of Disney World. The bolt zigs and zags across the sky like a snake of plasma, ending in a thick bolt of lightning connecting to the ground behind a tower in the distance. In the foreground is a lake and the Boardwalk hotel illuminated and peaceful against the backdrop of electrical horror.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
📷 stunning sunset at Epcot in Disneyworld 🤩
Picture of a sunset reflected in the water. There are brilliant hues of orange, red, yellow, blue, and purple illuminating the clouds. In the foreground is a building on the water with palm trees.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Haaaiiiii Denver!
Picture of the Denver skyline with the Sculpture Park in the foreground, with "The Dancers"  in front of the camera. It is a clearskied, beautiful spring day.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's the return of the Supper Mario Broth livestreams, with an unexpected twist! Join me on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel as I analyze The Curse of Monkey Island, including a showcase of Easter eggs, glitches, concept art and more! www.twitch.tv/suppermariob...
[A drawing of the Supper Mario Broth carrot as Guybrush Threepwood, talking to Wallop as Wally, saying "Don't you recognize me, Wallop?
I am Guybroth Suppwood, Mighty Carrot (TM)!] 
An in-depth showcase of the classic 1997 point-and-click pirate adventure, including Easter eggs, glitches, and a look at concept art and unused content!
Supper me timbers at twitch.tv/suppermariobroth
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
EXCLUSIVE My big behind-the-scenes look into how Gov. Josh Shapiro has courted Amazon amid the mounting backlash to data centers Complete with internal emails, memos, an “exclusive” offer for help with faster permitting and a NDA no one would explain to me. My latest for @heatmap.news 😌
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Inside Josh Shapiro’s Attempt to Navigate the Data Center Backlash
Emails between the Pennsylvania governor’s office and Amazon illustrate the difficulty of courting big business as anti-AI fervor explodes.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@phillywireless.bsky.social cameo in last night's 6abc news segment on the PowerUp Philly - Community Tech Expo event at Temple.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Me too sometimes, Royal Farms inflatable chicken. Me too.
The Royal Farms chicken, as an inflatable huge mascot, laying partially deflated on the ground in front of the road sign. He is looking up into the night sky, wondering how he got here.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ALRIGHT! Version 1 of the fall zine is ready for ya. For your reading enjoyment, Everything Sucks! Full Zine (for digital reading) here: drive.google.com/file/d/1cYXF... Print-and-fold version coming soon, I need to test print it first and can't do that right now lol
A raccoon and possum yell on the cover of a zine. the title is "everything sucks" and the racoon and possum yell "let's do something!" and between them it says "a zine by sarahmackattack"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2025
A sitting US congressmen is openly saying this about trans people.
Alt text: Screenshot of a news excerpt quoting U.S. Rep. Brandon Gill. The text says he described “transgenderism” as a “disease” and condemned what he called predators pushing it onto children. A block quote follows: “Transgenderism is not only a disease, it’s a dark distortion of natural order and God-ordained gender,” Gill told The Dallas Express. He continued, “This woke, weird ideology is mutilating children and being shoved down their throats by predators in education and media. Those who further entrap the young and vulnerable should face consequences.”
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Me and the boys walking up to the sample kiosk at Costco to "try out" some Veggie Straws.
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Tom Eastman @tom.eastman.nz · 26/08/2025
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Underrated British foods: Chip butty Jammy dodger Beef hob Lurm Minty Spunk Ocelot's kink Red haze Tom's bad one Eel dingles Heeuuurrrp Welly Poof Slap n' figgy Baked arm Humpstoop Digby flutes Merp and kidney pie Cardamom sharts Lassie mogs Scantron toast Queen merkins Gas pips
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I imagine the difference between StubHub and Pornhub is only a few inches
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Wisc-Satellite @wisc-satellite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
1-minute #GOES19/#GOESEast Visible images revealed mesovortices within the eye of Category 5 Hurricane #Erin.
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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Erin. Simply incredible.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
You can say many things about my city but you can't say it's an ugly city. 😍
Picture of the Philadelphia skyline from high up above. It is a partly cloudy, beautiful summer day. Most of the city's skyscrapers are visible.View of the north side of Philadelphia City Hall looking South from Broad Street. It is a picture taken while crossing the street, with tall buildings on either side. It is a beautiful summer day.
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Lauren Woolsey @cgsunit.com · 03/06/2025
My first ever completed Zine idea! "Why GenAI Sucks and You Should Not Use It" with 20 sources cited on the inside page. Thanks to all the researchers and journalists for the hard work I built from! The scanned zine to print your own and all the references can be found at padlet.com/laurenUU/antiAI
A simple black and white zine from a folded piece of paper, with the title "Why GenAI SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE IT" dated June 2025, version 1.1, author Lauren Woolsey. The zine is sitting on a green and gold cloth with a sun motif.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@realqrampage.fightins.online my fellow Philly fam, thought you'd enjoy the Philly edition that @meganpiont.bsky.social awesomely made!
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Artificial Stupidity Engine @stupidityengine.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
#meme #memes #startrek
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What is we kissed in the Unsolved Mysteries call center
The Unsolved Mysteries call center with a large purple accent wall
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
everything i need to know was taught by Ren and Stimpy
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