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Alpaca_Whacka

@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
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🗓️ 40yo, but bones are at least 75yo 🏳️‍🌈 he/him, bi 💖 happily married 📍 Philadelphia 💿 music omnivore but swoons for Ty Segall 🎧 low-key off-key audiophile 📚📽️ fantasy/scifi sponge 🐕‍🦺 professional dog itch-scratcher 🍜 cheap ramen connoisseur

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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some non-mouse ears at Disney Hollywood Studios #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNeon
A bunny lurking in the bushes aside a lake. The lake is awash in reflected Christmas light colors, glimmering every color of the rainbow. The bunny and bushes are in the foreground. Only the bunny's head and shoulder are visible.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😭
The Holei Sea Arch as seen in June 2023. It's a black arch protruding into the Pacific. In the background are waves pummeling the cliffs. In the foreground are plants growing on the top of the cliffs.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#lights from a galaxy far, far away at Disney's Galaxy's Edge in Hollywood Studios. Shot at night, the place feels even more alien and beautiful. #blueskyartshow #photography
An empty passageway that is normally filled with shops and people during the day. It's got a cool blue backdrop with most of the frame being filled by a warm lighted glow from hanging lanterns. The walkway has a strange pattern and the shops are concrete alcoves with wires criss crossed overhead. The Millennium Falcon starship is in its hanger bay awash with warm lights, with the mountain peaks behind it in a neon blue lighting. The place is empty. The sky overhead is cloudy, no alien stars are visible. Inside the cantina, it is lit with a neon red light overhead in an alien looking structure and pattern. A large circle of wires and machinery take up the center of the frame. The circular bar underneath it is packed with people ordering drinks. The bar itself is giving off a white glow. A quiet corner with sleeping droids lit by a few lamps overhead hung by strings. There is a cabinet and tools behind them and a railing in front of them. The sky overhead is cloudy.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwback to 9/2/2016 from when the sunset stole the show at the #phillies game. Ain't no #lights like sunset lights. #blueskyartshow #photography
Picture of the Citizens Bank Park field at sunset mid-phillies game. The sunset is a beautiful palette of reds, oranges, blues, and yellows. The stadium is not very full and the game is mid-play. The stadium lights and jumbotron are on.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same but with doggo 🥰
A black lab / pittie mix snuggled up in a blanket on her owners lap on a couch. She is comfy and half-watching the TV (out of frame) in front of her. The owner is wearing a red shirt and snoopy pajama bottoms. It is midnight.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guy Fieri: INDEED, I SEEK EXCEPTIONAL FLAVOR.
Picture of an apple orchard. The center front of the image has a sign that says "PLEASE DO NOT PICK FROM THESE TREES. Our fruit needs time to ripen. If you seek exceptional flavor, you must wait. Deliciousness takes time." There is a rope blocking the path down this 'aisle' of apple trees. There is green grass on the aisle with a lush green hill in the background. The apple trees are full of apples.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When the squirrel you see way off in the distance is more important than photoshoot treats.
Picture of a black lab pittie mix in a meadow/ field. In the background is the Philadelphia skyline with overcast skies. The dog is looking inquisitively at something behind the photographer.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Aldi makes some knockoff Girl Scout Cookies that have let me finally quit my khaki-adorned street corner dealer.
Picture of Bentons (an Aldi brand) Caramel Coconut Fudge Cookies. The picture of the cookie is very obviously a knockoff Caramel deLites® / Samoas® but I think Bentons taste better than either ...
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sunday Scaries aren't just for people. Couch time reduction: IMMINENT.
Picture of a black lab / pittie mix with her head and paws up on the arm of a couch. There's a blanket on the couch to protect against dog hair but let's be real it ain't doing much. The photo is taken indoors and the dog is staring at the camera in a playful manner.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#Toronto today, yikes...
Meme of Matthew McConaughey stressfully smoking except the meme's been orange smokified.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Porque no los dos?
BEAT THAT YOU LITTLE TROUTSNIFFER. A still from Home Alone 2 where Kevin's solo in the school Christmas Pageant is being ruined by Buzz ... drumming with two electric candles. Buzz is holding the candles behind Kevin and Kevin is oblivious to the prank or why people are laughing during his otherwise touching solo performance. Actually now that I think about it, this is really messed up that Buzz wasn't insta-punished and instead the parents made them both apologize for equal fault.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#photography North of Reading, PA on the closed Shore Drive Bridge (locals call it Graffiti Bridge) over Ontelaunee Lake with a perfect message for this week.
A barrier with graffiti blocking a bridge that is completely covered with graffiti (road, bridge walls, etc). The bridge is overtaken by trees as it crosses the edge of a lake. The barrier in the foreground says "F*CK lCE" among other things. It is near sunset with a cloudy sky in the background and a warm hazy summer day. In the far distance some people are fishing off the bridge.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
📷 a glorious sunset 🤩 ... behind a not-so-glorious suburban parking lot
A beautiful sunset with beams of sunshine radiating from the setting sun, illuminating the sky in glorious rays behind clouds. In the foreground, a depressing parking lot.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
OKAY LADIES NOW LETS GET IN FORMATION.
A line of Canadian geese walking in the drive-thru lane of a CVS pharmacy. It is near dusk and there is no one else around except for these geese.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And to add to the above comments, some cars like the Kia EV#s and Hyundai Ioniq#s have a "UTILITY MODE" you can turn on so the car is basically off, but the EV battery is energized and directed to power the V2L load.
Screen snip of a YouTube video showing the Utility Mode of a Kia EV6. It says "use the high-voltage battery to power electronic devices connected to the vehicle. Audio, lights, etc can be used when parked for a long time or for camping. To deactivate utility mode, press the start button".
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Data center executives...
Meme of Michael Jordan saying "fuck them kids"
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
📷 Good morning, Philly 🥰
A beautiful, colorful sunrise glowing over the Philly skyline. The Schuylkill River reflects the palette of orange hues, viewed from I76W just before the South St exit. The skyscrapers are still lit up but illuminated by the sunrise glow.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
📷 #Epcot Flower & Garden Festival has some stunning colors and beauty. 🤩 *not pictured: all the delicious festival drinky drinks and foody foods too.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just cause the sky is sleeping doesn't mean it can't have nightmares. (📷 for @mamafirefly.bsky.social)
Picture of a lightning bolt illuminating the nighttime sky over the Epcot ball outside of Disney World. The bolt zigs and zags across the sky like a snake of plasma, ending in a thick bolt of lightning connecting to the ground behind a tower in the distance. In the foreground is a lake and the Boardwalk hotel illuminated and peaceful against the backdrop of electrical horror.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
📷 stunning sunset at Epcot in Disneyworld 🤩
Picture of a sunset reflected in the water. There are brilliant hues of orange, red, yellow, blue, and purple illuminating the clouds. In the foreground is a building on the water with palm trees.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Haaaiiiii Denver!
Picture of the Denver skyline with the Sculpture Park in the foreground, with "The Dancers"  in front of the camera. It is a clearskied, beautiful spring day.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@phillywireless.bsky.social cameo in last night's 6abc news segment on the PowerUp Philly - Community Tech Expo event at Temple.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I was just there in January at the Italian Market location and the place continues to sllllllllap. It's a Top 5 restaurant for me in Center City.
Photo of the Arista sandwich - roast suckling pig, sharp prov, long hots, broccoli rabe. Photo is silent but at the time of photo, animal noises were being made in anticipation of eating this sandwich.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Me too sometimes, Royal Farms inflatable chicken. Me too.
The Royal Farms chicken, as an inflatable huge mascot, laying partially deflated on the ground in front of the road sign. He is looking up into the night sky, wondering how he got here.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I miss it, it was such a beautiful venue. 🥺
Picture of the inside of the Troc from Apr 15 2018 where Ty Segall was playing. The stage is basked in blue and green lights, contrasting the Troc's ornate above-stage beauty washed in red.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I would also absolutely ignore this node. Meshing on LongFast is a privilege that the wider mesh can revoke if abused.
Screenshot of the Meshtastic app with the IGNORE option pointed out.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
You can say many things about my city but you can't say it's an ugly city. 😍
Picture of the Philadelphia skyline from high up above. It is a partly cloudy, beautiful summer day. Most of the city's skyscrapers are visible.View of the north side of Philadelphia City Hall looking South from Broad Street. It is a picture taken while crossing the street, with tall buildings on either side. It is a beautiful summer day.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@meganpiont.bsky.social I printed a set using "two per page" and now they're tiny and wallet sized! Used waterproof paper too for a rainy-day fascism. Can't thank you enough for making these, they're perfect!
Picture of the HOW TO REPORT ICE AND HELP KEEP OUR NEIGHBORS SAFE zine, printed and tiny and in my hand
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
SAME. And I'm due for some re-teaching so I got the boxed set a couple of weeks ago!
The DVD box set of Ren and Stimpy!
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Tomorrow's forecasted #CanadianWildfire smoke to the entire state of Delaware: "Fuck you in particular" gispub.epa.gov/airnow/?tab=...
Map of forecasted wildfire air quality (impacted by Canadian wildfire smoke) for tomorrow 8/6/2025. Most of the non-NY mid-atlantic is yellow but an outline of almost exactly the shape of Delaware is orange.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Two image collage. 

First image is a box that says "Picnic Bear. It drinks" in 1950s-ish font and drawing style showing a cartoon panda bear at a picnic. It looks cute. 

Second image is what's actually inside the box and it's a harrowing, dead-eyed stuffed panda staring into the middle distance while pouring itself what I can only assume to be the hardest liquor into a paper cup. This bear has been through the wringer and barely made it out the other side. This bear has seen ALL the shit.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ahhhh I understand the confusion. This one is actually a Franksy.
IASIP meme of Frank Reynolds saying "So anyway, I started blasting" except it says "scribbling"
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Can confirm it's roughly here! It's under the pedestrian bridge across from Bainbridge St. Zoomed out picture below.
Picture of the same thing but zoomed out.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Byeeee Minneapolis, you were fun! 👋
A photo of Minneapolis's skyline at sunset. Viewed from a rooftop with the letters HEWING HOTEL in front of the skyline.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Looking at my #av1 #encoding log for a SVT-AV1-PSY encode (loving v2.3.0-B ❤️) and I noticed that the spy-rd flag isn't a 0 or 1 ... but a "oui". Love the little easter egg, @giannirosato.com 🤣
An AV1 encoding log from Handbrake showing the AV1-PSY settings/configs. The log text is:

Svt[info]: SVT [config]: main profile	tier (auto)	level (auto)
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: width / height / fps numerator / fps denominator 		: 720 / 480 / 30000 / 1001
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: bit-depth / color format 					: 10 / YUV420
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: preset / tune / pred struct 					: 1 / SSIM / random access
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: gop size / mini-gop size / key-frame type 			: 305 / 32 / key frame
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: BRC mode / rate factor 					: CRF / 36.00
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: AQ mode / variance boost strength / octile / curve 		: 2 / 2 / 6 / regular
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: film grain synth / denoising / level / adaptive blocksize 	: 1 / 0 / 8 / True
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: Sharpness / QP scale compress strength / Frame low-luma bias 	: 1 / 1 / 0
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: Temporal Filtering Strength / Noise Normalization Strength 	: 1 / 3
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: Keyframe TF Strength 						: 1
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: PSY-RD Strength 						: 0.50
Svt[info]: SVT [config]: spy-rd 							: oui
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Me after watching this week's episode of #Severance
The classic SNL meme of Bill Hader saying "Well, make me down as scared AND horny".
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Yeah, but have you tried listening to Swedish Death Metal about it?
A window snip showing Foobar2000 playing a bunch of Opeth's albums. The current song playing is "Deliverance" from 2002, from the album of the same name. It is a metal masterpiece.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me in Microsoft Teams when I mean to click unmute but accidentally click the camera button next to it and the whole meeting sees me flash on screen in a compromising and embarrassing state while silently scrambling to turn the camera off again. #sqrlpix
A squirrel sitting on firewood in a bucket. He is scratching himself vigorously and unabashedly while I photograph him. His locked eye contact during this event dares, DARES me to interrupt him.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"I hope this email finds you well." ... how your email found me:
A picture of a black lab/pit mix laying on its back staring awkwardly up at the camera. Her eyes gaze numbly into the abyss.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
That same look over here when I get off the couch to mosey on up to bed. Her disappointment... is immeasurable.
A black lab / pit mix looking confused and saddened by my departure from the couch.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Epic Handshake meme with both Asexual People and Pansexual People appreciating David Beckham's bum
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
This exactly describes where I'm at with Ubrelvy. I've got two more samples left and then I get to figure out how much the "savings card" will reduce the astronomical $1,045.81 cost of a 10 pill Rx. I hate this timeline. www.ubrelvy.com/savings
Screenshot of a price estimating tool for a 10 pill Rx of the migraine medicine Ubrelvy
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
🎼🎵Maybe she's born with it...🎶 🎶or maybe it's A 5LB BUCKET OF DURVITE CONDITIONING SUPPLEMENT🎵
An image of a 5lb bucket of Durvite Conditioning Supplement, multi-species, apple-flavored. There's a horse on the cover with a beautiful flowing mane. She's fuckin' peacocking it.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Oh look what's back in stock honey, Costco has the white caskets with the plexiglass sneeze guard on top!
A screenshot of a casket on Costco's app. It's a white casket, lidless, with a creepy see-thru plexiglass cover on top.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you go into the timeout pool of ice, Brent.
A commercial image of a weirdo sitting in a weird fake barrel of ice water by himself when there's a perfectly nice, warm pool with a beautiful woman right fucking there.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The Kia has this in its trip history! For example here's a drive from Baltimore to the Philly 'burbs just a couple of days ago. (Split into two parts because I stopped to clean the rear windshield.) ▫️Seat + steering wheel heat is binned under "Electronics" ▫️Battery conditioning is "Battery Care"
Screencap of a Kia drive history from Baltimore to Rising Sun, MD. It shows a breakdown of power used by Electronics, Battery Care, Climate, and Drivetrain. It also shows how much power was regenerated on the trip. Screencap of a Kia drive history from Rising Sun, MD to the Philly 'Burbs (dot not shown for privacy reasons). It shows a breakdown of power used by Electronics, Battery Care, Climate, and Drivetrain. It also shows how much power was regenerated on the trip.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A so-called "infection"...
Meme of My So Called Life but with an infection
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Moar.
A screencap of the How It's Made channel on YouTube showing so many hilariously random pairings of topics.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Guidance Counselor: "How high were you when you were working on your end-of-internship project, Tommy?" Tommy: "Well, um, my intern project was coming up with the combinations of topics for How It's Made. So..." Counselor: *picks up phone and calls Poison Control Hotline*
A photo of a How It's Made thumbnail on the Science Channel. The single video is about how they make Turbochargers and Enchiladas.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Drakeposting meme with Normal Pooh as a "Sommelier at a Michelin star restaurant" and Fancy Pooh as a "Plate Sherpa at an all-you-can-eat buffet"
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