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Alpaca_Whacka

@alpacawhacka.bsky.social
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🗓️ 40yo, but bones are at least 75yo 🏳️‍🌈 he/him, bi 💖 happily married 📍 Philadelphia 💿 music omnivore but swoons for Ty Segall 🎧 low-key off-key audiophile 📚📽️ fantasy/scifi sponge 🐕‍🦺 professional dog itch-scratcher 🍜 cheap ramen connoisseur

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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 5h
That is deeply wrong, I'm sorry Jen.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 5h
Glad they cancelled for BOTH of your reasons. 🤢 I was at an event at the 4-H in Gloucester Co today and it was raining sideways into the open-air pavilions.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/10/2026
You're walking down the street. We lock eyes. Then I pull out my phone. I look serious. Then I ask the question nobody expects: "You wanna see a shitload of pelicans?" 🪶 🦑
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some non-mouse ears at Disney Hollywood Studios #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNeon
A bunny lurking in the bushes aside a lake. The lake is awash in reflected Christmas light colors, glimmering every color of the rainbow. The bunny and bushes are in the foreground. Only the bunny's head and shoulder are visible.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😭
The Holei Sea Arch as seen in June 2023. It's a black arch protruding into the Pacific. In the background are waves pummeling the cliffs. In the foreground are plants growing on the top of the cliffs.
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Living breathing example of "one orange braincell" applying to not just cats.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#lights from a galaxy far, far away at Disney's Galaxy's Edge in Hollywood Studios. Shot at night, the place feels even more alien and beautiful. #blueskyartshow #photography
An empty passageway that is normally filled with shops and people during the day. It's got a cool blue backdrop with most of the frame being filled by a warm lighted glow from hanging lanterns. The walkway has a strange pattern and the shops are concrete alcoves with wires criss crossed overhead. The Millennium Falcon starship is in its hanger bay awash with warm lights, with the mountain peaks behind it in a neon blue lighting. The place is empty. The sky overhead is cloudy, no alien stars are visible. Inside the cantina, it is lit with a neon red light overhead in an alien looking structure and pattern. A large circle of wires and machinery take up the center of the frame. The circular bar underneath it is packed with people ordering drinks. The bar itself is giving off a white glow. A quiet corner with sleeping droids lit by a few lamps overhead hung by strings. There is a cabinet and tools behind them and a railing in front of them. The sky overhead is cloudy.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwback to 9/2/2016 from when the sunset stole the show at the #phillies game. Ain't no #lights like sunset lights. #blueskyartshow #photography
Picture of the Citizens Bank Park field at sunset mid-phillies game. The sunset is a beautiful palette of reds, oranges, blues, and yellows. The stadium is not very full and the game is mid-play. The stadium lights and jumbotron are on.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
midnight cuddles with cats like nature intended
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same but with doggo 🥰
A black lab / pittie mix snuggled up in a blanket on her owners lap on a couch. She is comfy and half-watching the TV (out of frame) in front of her. The owner is wearing a red shirt and snoopy pajama bottoms. It is midnight.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
R-Weird
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moopsy does! 🥤🩻
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Subrote Star Trek
Alt: Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks episode titled "I Have No Bones Yet I Must Flee". Moopsy is an animated, cute, and cuddly furry alien species (white with pink paw pads) crawling towards the camera while saying its name. In the background is a starship hallway.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: DO WE TAXI ON THE PARKING LOT IF THE WEST SIDE IS CLOSED Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ac97ebbf92e F: #fd4be752f8b
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Strider @tomdavinroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who knew ptarmigans could be so round? #bird #photo #mountains #alpine
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🍂🎃 grumpers:443 @grumpers.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
"A short film about hope"
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ain't no buffet like a strip club buffet.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That looks like the only showerhead powerful enough to wake me up in the morning...
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guy Fieri: INDEED, I SEEK EXCEPTIONAL FLAVOR.
Picture of an apple orchard. The center front of the image has a sign that says "PLEASE DO NOT PICK FROM THESE TREES. Our fruit needs time to ripen. If you seek exceptional flavor, you must wait. Deliciousness takes time." There is a rope blocking the path down this 'aisle' of apple trees. There is green grass on the aisle with a lush green hill in the background. The apple trees are full of apples.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peace was never an option. 🪿🔪
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have you read the Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy (Assassin's Apprentice, Royal Assassin, Assassin's Quest)? If not, I highly recommend, it's my faaaavvvv.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can confirm, it is very barebones. It's really intended to run off a phone connected to the node via Bluetooth. There are some standalone devices (like the T-Deck) but even then they're not grrrreat.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thanks to @senatormuth.com for fighting the good fight!
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All spellings are welcome at Prawn Jawn Silvers.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That's a negative from me, boss. Mesh Radio is for RF and if it doesn't work on RF then it's up to you and your community to build it out so it does work. In a grid down scenario the Internet won't be there as a backbone for packets to move. Add in privacy/spam concerns and I'm anti-MQTT.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Commemorated with a sticker! www.sneakyburrito.com/product/get-...
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Gonna replace the alphabet with mouthing POH-TAY-TOES.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is there the inverse of the Extended Editions? For those of us who finish faster than Shadowfax?
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When the squirrel you see way off in the distance is more important than photoshoot treats.
Picture of a black lab pittie mix in a meadow/ field. In the background is the Philadelphia skyline with overcast skies. The dog is looking inquisitively at something behind the photographer.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
open.spotify.com/track/1On3zY... Yaassssssss, the best zydeco song ever made!!! 🪗🎻🦐
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That Butt Thing
Horace Trahan, The New Ossun Express · That Butt Thing · Song · 2008
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Because the HDR spec landscape isn't fragmented and confusing enough already...
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wait, those were the "precision" missiles?
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Aldi makes some knockoff Girl Scout Cookies that have let me finally quit my khaki-adorned street corner dealer.
Picture of Bentons (an Aldi brand) Caramel Coconut Fudge Cookies. The picture of the cookie is very obviously a knockoff Caramel deLites® / Samoas® but I think Bentons taste better than either ...
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sunday Scaries aren't just for people. Couch time reduction: IMMINENT.
Picture of a black lab / pittie mix with her head and paws up on the arm of a couch. There's a blanket on the couch to protect against dog hair but let's be real it ain't doing much. The photo is taken indoors and the dog is staring at the camera in a playful manner.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And dibs on the hash browns! *pops in Creedence tape and then yells out of the car window* "SCATTERED SMOTHERED PEPPERED CHUNKED AND COVERED, LETS GOOOOOOO"
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You: "Now that you're in, you're the navigator. Map is in the glovebox, let's rolllllllll." Me: "Um all you have in the glovebox is a Waffle House laminated menu."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thank you, Ken. Your job is done. You have been unshackled and can leave the hole now.
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 27/07/2026
-Jenna
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"a boring dystopia" shit right here...
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I hate those dang battery pads. 😭
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#Toronto today, yikes...
Meme of Matthew McConaughey stressfully smoking except the meme's been orange smokified.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Porque no los dos?
BEAT THAT YOU LITTLE TROUTSNIFFER. A still from Home Alone 2 where Kevin's solo in the school Christmas Pageant is being ruined by Buzz ... drumming with two electric candles. Buzz is holding the candles behind Kevin and Kevin is oblivious to the prank or why people are laughing during his otherwise touching solo performance. Actually now that I think about it, this is really messed up that Buzz wasn't insta-punished and instead the parents made them both apologize for equal fault.
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#photography North of Reading, PA on the closed Shore Drive Bridge (locals call it Graffiti Bridge) over Ontelaunee Lake with a perfect message for this week.
A barrier with graffiti blocking a bridge that is completely covered with graffiti (road, bridge walls, etc). The bridge is overtaken by trees as it crosses the edge of a lake. The barrier in the foreground says "F*CK lCE" among other things. It is near sunset with a cloudy sky in the background and a warm hazy summer day. In the far distance some people are fishing off the bridge.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14/07/2026
ope almost missed Harrison Ford’s birthday
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Alpaca_Whacka @alpacawhacka.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
📷 a glorious sunset 🤩 ... behind a not-so-glorious suburban parking lot
A beautiful sunset with beams of sunshine radiating from the setting sun, illuminating the sky in glorious rays behind clouds. In the foreground, a depressing parking lot.
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