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Aventura: Pet Detective

@allmydovars.bsky.social
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Out there, out there. Mets, Baseball, RPGs, and just trying to get these jokes off, tbh.

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11h
FOX keeps telling the “Jake Bauers only didn’t quit baseball because his wife was pregnant and his family wouldn’t have healthcare otherwise” story like it’s a charming story and not a complete failure of this country. Which, of course, is very fitting for baseball.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This brewery near me has a Morgan Wallen cover band playing, and immediately followed by karaoke, which is a recipe for someone dropping a Hard R on the mic.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Roll that beautiful bean footage.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time will justify Stearns’ 2026 off season moves, especially contrasting with how the Phillies are now stuck with declining vets and an expensive payroll. That said what in the actual hell makes you think the Mets would trade for Harper or Schwarber?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking once again about the commercial success of Supernatural, the 1999 Santana album
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gen Z Men’s Wearhouse be like, “Bruh - u gunna fw the way you look - heavy.”
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putting this out there: Braves in 3 White Sox in 2 Yankees in 3 Cubs in 3 #Knicks? In 5
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In baseball and America - there’s always next year.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know how Kojima won’t say he dislikes a movie, but you can tell he disliked a movie?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rachel Weisz in “The Mummy”. That’s it. That’s the post.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugly crying. Howie is the best.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In rural Kansas this month for work and I saw graffiti scribbled on a truck stop bathroom stall that said “fuck facist”. So we can’t spell, but the tide is for sure turning.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been keeping myself out of the loop on purpose a bit, but I checked the standings, and man the entire AL is a joke.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you guys know any cool spells
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
funky friday
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i will watch the harry potter trailer if they accurately portray the wizards as constantly befouling themselves and casting spells to whisk away their bodily waste
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/08/2026
officially-licensed “Being John Malkovich” social stealth multiplayer game
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a series where a jack reacher style modern ronin drifts from place to place, getting involved in situations, trying to help, and making them dramatically worse. its called, wait for it, yo himbo
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had 3 glasses of red tonight and ordered the Odyssey translation I read in 10th grade. Your late 30’s are diferrrreeennnttt…
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kodai The Closer. Sure - why the hell not. #lfgm
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At first, I thought he had something strapped to his chest, but then I remembered he’s just a sad little freak.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay - this is fun and all, but the Mets very seriously need to stop winning baseball games.
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pollster matchup.
A screenshot of a baseball game score bug showing the pitcher Rasmussen facing the batter Emerson.
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HIGH STAKES GAMBLING
HIGH STAKES GAMBLING
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
DeGrom is going to the Braves. Prepare yourself now.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I understand this is a fire sale, but I’m also not completely confident in Stearns and the front office doing that correctly either.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw a 2016 Hyundai Elantra with swangas heading north on 45 today. Houston is different.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh thank God.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Incredibly funny that the New York Jets have a preseason game here in like 3 weeks.
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Paul Chambon @adudeandhislife.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How it feels advocating for Fiber supremacy in the Protein era
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 08/07/2026
NEW: Senator Mitch McConnell speaks to supporters in his library
The library ghost from Ghostbusters
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Put a tent on that circus, Team USA
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Only way to save this is if someone’s mom brought a cooler of orange slices as a surprise. Then they’d all lock eyes in a montage of flashbacks and remember why they loved the game of soccer.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I actively want the Mets to blow this at this point. No thing matters anymore.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And as the good Reverend would say, “Why we’re on this particular mission, we’ll never know. But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again.”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Secondary to this - Threads isn’t real. It can’t be.
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Water levels. Gtfoh
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Slippy, no!
Star Fox and Slippy looking at a hologram of the Oceangate Titan Submersible.

Slippy: "I've been developing a prototype submersible. It's exactly what we need for this sort of mission."
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Aventura: Pet Detective @allmydovars.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I was meaning to renew. On my list, months ago even. And I get what I deserve.
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
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