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Alixsar

@alixsar.bsky.social
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The meanest, prettiest, baddest mofo low down around this town. ICU RN, he/him. Fix your heart or die. #1 Ranked Ms. Marvel NA player* #1 Ranked Ingrid NA player* *Of all players in NA region who have my name and live in my apartment

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MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls @marveltokon.bsky.social · 26m
Inspired by Avengers vs. X-Men, Cyclops channels the Phoenix Force to become a threat unlike any other. Build Solar Shards, enter Phoenix form, balance extraordinary power against a path to destruction. Embrace the power of the Phoenix when Cyclops arrives on November 2nd! youtu.be/3y9_kwKo3Fs
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MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls | Phoenix Cyclops Gameplay Trailer
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 21h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta tell you, a thing I worry a lot about is that we dominate the midterms and then own-goal so hard for two years the presidential race is yet another nail biter. Why do I fear that? Because it’s fucking happened with these same people.
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👑TTTTTsd👑 @tttttsd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Think every remix of Bloody Tears sounds the same? Well do I have a treat for you, you should check out "Perfect Selection Dracula"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 23h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
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social obligation
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21h
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column
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xio coquette dragoon but a dog 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @tragicallyyuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🥺🩷🤍🧡
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Alixsar @alixsar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw a clip of Ace Combat 8 and it was like "THAT moment from AC8" and I have been curious about it so I watched it And nothing happened. Some other planes showed up and everyone was like "it's the bad guys" and that was it People told me this shit was anime AF but this was lame as hell? C'mon
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 05,1972
P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AND SEES A SIGN IN A WIG SHOP

GOING OUT OF
    BUSINESS 
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ALL WIGS $1

NANCY: OH, BOY--ID LOVE TO HAVE A WIG

P2- SLUGGO SEES NANCY  WALKING WITH HER HAIR REACHING THE GROUND 
SLUGGO ,NOT KNOWING ITS A WIG, IS SO SHOCKED HIS HAT GOES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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MLeth @mleth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rosalina with the M249 ⭐️ Sketch --> Colored
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
the thing about LotGH is that it really does steelman the argument. the Free Planets Alliance has a *terrible* government and Reinhard von Lohengramm is the best possible autocrat.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
for a minute @hurricanexyz.bsky.social has been saying that Legend of the Galactic Heroes is his favorite piece of political theory and now that I am 15 hours into the series I get it. i’m totally Yang Wen-li-pilled.
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camhcom @camhcom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
darmok guy from space trek
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 05/10/2026
God, look at this
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Barry's Furry Corner @mendinso.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I was relooking through my conversations and found a legendary tweet that is sadly gone from time, but the video has remained alive. And I can't
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Alixsar @alixsar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just saw a preroll ad thing made with AI that was so insane that I just closed the video I was going to watch and walked around for a bit. There are LAYERS to how batshit crazy it was. Good Lord have mercy, who let this fucking nonsense onto the internet...
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
It's giving,
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/10/2026
DAMMIT COHAGEN
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Chococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inktober Day 2 : Matikanefukukitaru #inktober2026 #inktober #matikanefukukitaru
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Chococonisky (Commissions Closed) @chococonisky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inktober Day1 : Special Week #inktober2026 #inktober #specialweek
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Alixsar @alixsar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi I'm an ad and I'm a mom and I'm not someone with a name or that you recognize but I'm acting as if you do and I'm proposing a solution to a question you didn't ask, and the answer is Product. Product does Product's function, and it works. Similar Products are bad, here are my generic children.
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Wolf :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im gonna explode
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
castlevania having estus flasks feels like witnessing the death of rome. it’s kinda like if you gave your belmont god of war moves because a whip is sort of like a chain and it’s 2010 and twelve people total bought harmony of despair
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
the new castlevania being dead cells x hollow knight is one of those things that makes total sense but also feels a little like when star trek picard started directly ripping off mass effect lol. that’s the wrong away around bro
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FLEB @flebpuzzles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you know “20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes” is 100% off in the Steam sale?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Alixsar @alixsar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Order of operations: - yesterday get recommended a Jacob Geller video and think "who is that" - 5 hours later, read that he is accused of sexual misconduct or harassment or whatever - today see that he is fired from something called MinnMax I don't know what MinnMax is either!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me (emerging from a tank I have driven through your house) people, now is a time for healing.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
Beverly Crusher angryBeverly Crusher not angry. (She's doin' it with a ghost.)
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL
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Alixsar @alixsar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway here's Armored Core to cleanse your palette youtu.be/dTDnRDOO-VA
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Armored Core Nexus Original Soundtrack Disc 1 I Evolution #22: Red Butterfly
YouTube video by Armored Core OSTs
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