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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Magix Cookies were released alongside a color-changing cereal of the same name from Kellogg's, which had just acquired Keebler the previous year...Check it here, if you care bsky.app/profile/disc...

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Today’s baseball name is Dad Clark who really looks like dad!

Dad Clark
Position: First Baseman
Bats: Left • Throws: Left 5-11, 170lb (180cm, 77 kg)
Born: July 16, 1873 in San Francisco, CA
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info

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Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/08/2026

Nearly everything the public believes about trans people is false and that is fundamentally a failure of media.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/08/2026

"Every week, this dive has four different flavors in addition to their perennial Chocolate Chip. And as I said, these cookies are really big. I really wish I could think of something besides a dirty diaper to compare them to in terms of weight and size, but I just can’t."

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There’s a New Cookie Place

“Here are their current flavors. Chocolate Chip, aforementioned; classic. ‘Made with pounds and pounds of chocolate, flour, butter, and sugar,’ quoth their o...

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Ra Cha Cha #SlavaUkraini @rachacha.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

#YourMomentOfArt Cookie Monster Devouring His Cookie, by Francisco Goya.

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 09/08/2026

This is unironically - and astonishingly almost verbatim - Gul Dukat's genocidal rant against the Bajorans in the Deep Space Nine episode "Waltz."

There is a persistent idea in certain circles that if Israel improved living conditions for Palestinians – more jobs, better infrastructure, freer movement, greater economic opportunity – the violence would fade.

Treat them kindly, the argument goes, and they will eventually come around to peace. A heavy hand, by contrast, only breeds resentment and fuels more attacks. This sounds compassionate on the surface, but it is also deeply flawed, and the evidence against it has piled up for generations.

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Muppet Quotes @muppetquotes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"What I love about Sesame [Street] is that it’s a world of universal acceptance: where humans, animals, monsters, fairies, and Snuffleupaguses can live in harmony." Happy Birthday, Alan Muraoka!

Alan Muraoka wearing a blue flowered shirt, smiles as he's surrounded by Abby Cadabby, Cookie Monster, and Elmo. (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

These are salesmen, nothing more. They've all invested every nickel into this big bucket with the word AI painted on it and it means nothing. Is it a coder? Is it an assistant? Is it a sex bot? They don't know even know what it is and they need you to buy it.

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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Cookie Monster! Gouache on paper and is on my Etsy shop now!!

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Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Me never met food me not liked, but at same time, every food disappointing compared to COOKIES!!!!

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Orvan Rabbit -> BLFC @orvanrabbit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I love making these cookies every year.

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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Lebanese celebrity chef Abir E Saghir making S'mores/Marshmallow chocolate chip cookies. The cookies feature a gooey marshmallow center. The recipe involves stuffing cookie dough with marshmallows that have been dipped in chocolate spread beforehand. #baking #cookies #chocolate #marshmallow

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026

this is my kind of company motto right here

18 wheeler with one back door open splitting the company’s tagline into “if we can’t / we won’t“

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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square mat

UFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Cookie Monster and Frank Oz Oz was BOTD in 1944

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government hoe @governmenthoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Cajeta turtles

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 22/05/2026

she was SIXTEEN fucking years old. i never have words to give shape to the anger. every time someone’s “just asking questions” about bathrooms or sports or prison or healthcare or whatever abstract they suddenly think is a problem, there are individual trans people who pay for it. she was a CHILD.

"This stress of feeling alienated in her life was exacerbated by Jane's exclusion from the girls' restroom at school," her mother continued in the court record. "The option of a single-user restroom did not resolve her distress. Rather, it caused her to feel ostracized from others - 'like I'm being treated as this other kind of thing - as she described in her supplemental declaration."

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

How has there not been an Irish horror film with this title yet

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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Inside the Knicks locker room there's a Simpsons DO IT FOR HER-style sign with pictures of Timothee Chalamet

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Justin @justinable.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The Cookie Monster after his semester abroad in England:

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Intelligence assessments say that Iran retains most of its missile sites, launchers, and uranium. A racist, alcoholic, woman-beating former Fox News host says that all of these were obliterated by kinetic lethality. For presidents busy designing ballrooms, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

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Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Me only half joking when me say Return of Jedi broke people’s brains to point where we expect every monstrously evil person to secretly be good deep down and have longing to switch sides. This like saying “it past time for hornets to stop stinging and join us”.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Superman is from Raleigh

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster

Two cats in front of a stone staircase appear to be hugging and kissing. Halfway up the staircase, three cats look on, as do four more at the top.

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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

"We like Pete Buttigieg because he's on cable news a lot" MANY OF US FIND THAT TO BE A DEEPLY UNPLEASANT QUALITY.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

White rappers need to give themselves the Frank Oz test. Can you spit better bars than Frank Oz as Cookie Monster here? No? Then maybe find another form of creative expression. youtu.be/KBMxpDbp51A?...

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Sesame Street: Healthy Foods Rap with Cookie Monster

YouTube video by Sesame Street

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Cookie D’ohs! (2002-2002): Bite-sized shortbread cookies that were shaped like the heads of various characters from "The Simpsons", such as Homer, Bart, Ralph Wiggum, and Apu

Two green boxes--a tall cereal box sized one and a small, happy meal style one, each with an image of Homer Simpson and cookies shaped like Bart, Ralph Wiggum, and Apu

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hanee 🐱💖🐱 @hyperoats.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

eid mubarak to all who celebrate! i drew some of my favorite eid cookies (+ketupat) to make into stickers to give family and friends 🥰 #art

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Cascadia Daily News @cascadiadaily.com · 01/02/2026

After three decades, Erin Baker’s Bellingham-based business has shown it has staying power in the homespun-on-the-outside, viciously competitive inside world of big-time baked goods manufacturing.

Stack of Lemon Berry cookies sit ready to be packaged at Erin Baker's near downtown Bellingham. (Santiago Ochoa/Cascadia Daily News)

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Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Let's see if we can get that up to even 100K!

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