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@alicebennett.bsky.social
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I live in norway now but when I say “this fucking country” I still mean britain

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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 19h
get piddington twinned with the norwegian town of vang

Ordførar rasar mot asyl-nedlegging: - Eg forstår ikkje UDI sin handlemåte
Asylmottaket i Vang blir lagt ned etter 27 års drift. Til protest frå lokalsamfunnet.

TAR KAMPEN: Ordførar Jørand Ødegård Lunde er partipolitisk uavhengig ordførar i Vang. Ho kjempar for å få behalde asylmottak i bygda.Mayor rages against asylum closure: - I don't understand UDI's actions
The asylum reception center in Vang is being closed after 27 years of operation.
To protest from the local community.

FIGHTING: Mayor Jørand Ødegård Lunde is the party-politically independent mayor of Vang. She is fighting to keep asylum reception facilities in the village.
PHOTO: ARNE SØRENES / NRK
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Dr Marie Allitt @marieallitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In conversations with clinicians, innovators and public advisers recently, the topic of ‘alarm fatigue’ keeps coming up, so I’m finally reading @alicebennett.bsky.social ‘s Object Lessons on the Alarm
Black book with image of red circular alarm as the cover image
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jennifer Lawrence just sat bolt upright in a cold sweat
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
close bosom-friend of the maturing sun, is it?
a path through an avenue of trees
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
farmer protest here this morning about diesel prices so i encountered the equipment of the finnish tractor manufacturer valtra for the first time and they look so wrong??
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you see this, post an upsetting clock
a metric clock, made by the artist Toril Johannessen and titled Historisk tid
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
developing a crank theory that Ali Smith’s Spring alludes to the 1980 film Somewhere in Time, in which Christopher Reeve travels back to 1912 to bang Jane Seymour
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Morgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dasha nekrasova and leo varadkar
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Chris Forster @cforster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A fantastically sharp post that joins a sense of text's actual functioning (resonant with the Textpocalypse described by @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social) to a longer history of the class function of literacy that resonates with @mattseybold.bsky.social on deliteracy.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is also leading an undergraduate seminar in the humanities
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
at C21 we have managed to get all of our earliest issues back and into open access, and we are holding a fun event to celebrate!
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C21 Literature: Journal of 21st-Century Writings @c21literature.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please do join us for this event online 30th September 5-7 celebrating the republication of our first three volumes. Programme and tickets here:
eventbrite.co.uk
C21 Literature: Then & Now
C21 Literature is celebrating the republication of its first three volumes.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
back on my bullshit today (spoiling a nice day out by looking for four-leaf clovers) and thought i’d see if anyone had tried to make this past-time even worse by making an app for it
four leaf clover finder app
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i don’t love that it’s now dark at 8.30pm but the sunsets are not too bad
view out of my kitchen window down the road and towards the warehouses by the sea where the sky is orange and purple
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Quinn Slobodian @quinnslobodian.com · 11/09/2026
This is a good one go.bsky.app/TFxd9Yh
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Aidan McGlynn @aidanmcglynn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Classic academic's wikipedia page arc
Early life, education, and career
Contributions
Criminal conviction
Awards
Other honors and positions
Pumpkin growing
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
choosing not to question what the anniversary is that arket is celebrating here
the clothes shop arket offering a 20% off anniversary treat
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Moodle Champions explaining how to drag and drop files into a VLE. I’ve watched Learning Technology Advocates demo mentimeter in the dark of a sparsely populated lecture theatre. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
private school “danny tommo” is a character scrapped from a martin amis novel for being too literal
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Des Fitzgerald @desfitzgerald.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Listen, if we're going to censure everyone who keeps PhD students on his personal farm and gradually feeds them into the maw of a transatlantic death cult we might as well just shut down the humanities altogether.
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Rhys Kaminski-Jones @rhyskamjones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
According to the FT, Orr is acting as a live-in-landlord-cum-cult-leader to Cambridge students including those under his own supervision, whilst receiving formal complaints about his behaviour, and boasting publicly how the university is a recruiting ground for the party he might be doing crime for
in North Cambridge, and a daughter. The
outbuildings and at least two other flats on the same road, which are owned by the family,
are home to a select group of postgraduate students from a range of faculties including
divinity. In a podcast interview in December 2024, Orr described having “10 students living
with us. They’re mainly PhD students or postdoctoral fellows.” He explained that they
always gather for Sunday lunch and often for dinner. “That’s amazingly stimulating,” he
said. “They’re . . . the cream of their generation in their respective subjects.”
The residents pay rent and do chores. Helen has fashioned a small chapel from a shipping
container, in which she holds morning prayers.The housing of students raises potential conflicts of interest. Over the past academic year, there were three divinity scholars lodging at the Orrs’ community, according to several
people familiar with the living arrangements. One is a postgraduate student who is directly
supervised by Orr. Cambridge’s staff and student relationship policy stipulated that its
employees are “strongly discouraged” from entering into close personal relationships with
students. Any relationship which involves “any form of dependence, whether emotional,
practical, financial or otherwise”, must be declared.Among the complaints upheld by the investigator are that Orr allegedly made belittling
remarks to the student, and had demanded an “excessive” and “unreasonable” amount of
written work in an effort to refine a thesis proposal. The report also criticised “at worst
inappropriate and at best thoughtless comments made [by Orr] in the equally
inappropriate context of [Orr’s] own home”. This was in reference to a dinner that the
student, who comes from a Christian, conservative background, had attended at Orr’s
house.While the society was established long before Orr had any formal role in Reform, it has
taken on new significance as his political activities gathered pace. Orr has described
Cambridge as a useful recruiting ground for Reform, boasting last autumn in an interview
with The Telegraph that he had met “hundreds” of highly able students he thought would
make suitable allies. He has also, according to The Spectator magazine, been tasked by the
party with “building a pipeline” to bring talent to staff a future Reform administration.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ok ok ok new emily wilson odyssey translation coauthored with mrbeast
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
he should have styled his literary persona as M.R. Beast imo
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
there’s an faq on the nrk website about the death of the king and every question i’ve seen so far has been about flags
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Professor Peter Matthews @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?
Bram Stoker
1847-1912
A PENGUIN SINCE 1979
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the norwegian state broadcaster has just shown me a royal family expert who is under the age of thirty and this is a whole new dimension of policeman getting younger
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ah it’s a hard life (left work early to go up in the mountains behind my house)
a little pond with the blue sky reflected in it
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i’m going to get so much use of it this picture
dolly firing a comically huge gun
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
in norway it’s got the alternative title «hvordan bli kvitt sjefene» or “how to get rid of the bosses” because someone understood the film’s revolutionary potential
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Gav Maclean @gavmaclean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is slide 4 of the first lecture of my sociology of work module. ✊🔹🔸🔹
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If anything this has even holier connotations now
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i need to be carried off completely rigid and contorted on a stretcher like one of those humanoid robots
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
zoom in for a surprise
a white van with a slavoj žižek t shirt over the passenger seat so it looks like slavoj is next to you
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I still have a lot of liverpool people on here so I’m boosting the arts emergency sign-up for merseyside they’re looking for mentors in the areas below — it’s lovely and rewarding and you get to meet some brilliant young people! www.arts-emergency.org/get-involved...
Below is a list of which industries we're particularly short of mentors in:
- Greater Manchester: Gaming, Animation, Architecture & Interior Design, Photography and Film & TV (on-screen)
- Merseyside: Print Journalism, Broadcast Journalism, Fashion Design, Architecture & Interior Design, Music, Film & TV (off-screen), Gaming
- London: Gaming, Animation, Fashion Design, Print Journalism, Broadcast Journalism, Film & TV (on-screen)
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
interesting that they’ve led with “you’re a postdoc, employed to research topic x and are breaching your contract by telling everyone that you’re being paid by us to work on your crank racist theories” because it also implies that cofnas has himself been committing a kind of academic fraud
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 22/08/2026
They’ve turned the Waynes against us
Batman’s aff his nut
Robert Florence

Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
nathan cofnas: “any female in the academy can’t cook…all they know is mcdonald’s, get people fired, point, do social justice activism, have a chip on their shoulder & cry”
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
more men called carol on this list than there are women
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
nina power? coming to my neighbourhood? ☹️ i hope the seagulls get her
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
jeg trives godt
Snusmumrikken Melodien i Mummidalen
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niina pollari @niina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For @tomsnarsky.bsky.social 's #smallpoemsunday this gem from Mark Leidner's new book Elegy for Pangaea
HORSE CHRISTMAS 

We have a house in the livingroom this year, 
and everyone's been taking turns

oohing and ahhing 
at the Christmas tree, all lit up

and ornamented, reflected in its enormous eye
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alice @alicebennett.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
one of the best things about learning a new language is discovering the z-list celebrities of a new country
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