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Priestess Alexis

@alexis.bzky.team
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i will see you there. Gnostic Priestess. For Residue ♋ Actual Priestess of Cancer 🦀 / ☀️Sylph of Light☀️ / 🧡 @axolotlpillowg3.bsky.social 🧡 / 💜🐍♾️ susiejax303.bsky.social / bimbo𐀏gender / bambi!! @priestessbambi.bsky.social / iconoclast / 🧿 / kassandra

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Furries in 2008 checking out the new Lemon Demon album
The dean norris react meme but he's wearing puppy ears. He's happy hearing the lyrics "I feel knotted up today, but in a most exquisite way" but becomes angry as the song continues with "like neckties or like macramé, bowlines, and zeppelin bends"
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 14m
OH MY GOD YES
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Tyrant Lord Jax Sinclaire 👑💜θΔ @susiejax303.bsky.social · 15m
I'm fucking awestruck at Gremlin from Akalabeth. Look at it
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 3h
You ever hear them. Their noise
Shoebill drawing. There's an AK47 nozzle firing from inside its beak
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 23m
fixed it
A bunch of people wearing clown noses with the caption The New Cure for Career Burnout: A Glorious People's Revolution
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DJ [According to Whom?] @djfagotron.bsky.social · 24m
⚗️ 🐛 <- careful! he is smoking weed & violating federal (but not state) laws
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16m
🎸🐴 🎹🐌 steely dan
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27m
They made the smart phone so you could talk to beautiful women from far away lands and play emoji like they're toys . Look . 🎷🦆 . The duckie plays the saxophone .
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 4h
Just got back from seeing The Forgotten Island and learned that aswang was a general term, not a specific one. These things are important to take note.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The statistic that I think wipes away all the hasbara, genocidal bullshit is this: IDF killed more people in the WEEK following October 7 than Hamas had between 1987 and October 2023
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twist @twist.dog · 25/09/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 3h
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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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or else
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 21m
sometimes progress hurts and so does needing to slow it before it leads all that follows it off of a cliff
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 21m
not all loops are bad, cyclic behavior needed for the cycles of life and time and reincarnation required for the future, past, and the present to persist their cycle, however, does not connect to itself. it is a spiral, going downwards, not outwards, nor upwards
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Matt the Toon Cat @mattthetooncat.bsky.social · 48m
She could use a break! #hyper
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Laguz @proteancritter.bsky.social · 4h
Voluntary Drone conversion is actually quite common here, as was the case for Flux/909 Having an ever-present controller guide your thoughts and actions may sound scary, but for many it's reassuring. It's nice to have something always watching over you, helping you stay happy, healthy, and useful~
Headshot portrait of an Avali drone. They are wearing a collar that has Proteus Lab's symbol on it, a blue-green crystal, and the name "Flux". The drone has a digital eye visor that shows its expressions. The background is a purple and blue glitchy spiral.

#rubberfur #latexfur #furryart #toy #Avali #FluxCritter #909Drone #dronekink
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 28m
when rabid predators can't find prey, they begin to cannibalize themselves, even gnawing on their own flesh for the feeling of eating something
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ISA @isahypergeist.bsky.social · 47m
Reminder that the orange asshole demon is planning to pillage America's forests for profit and expansion The protections were fucked off about a month ago by none other than the dipshit in chief This also appears to be something occurring on a global level right now not just our half of the planet
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Tired: No one ever wrote a song called Fuck The Fire Department Wired: Cops paid someone millions of dollars to write a song called Fuck The Fire Department
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 41m
:x wait i can do that? to mine??
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 21/09/2026
girl with an amnesia kink: my main goal in life is to act like i don't know anybody
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caveman @coolcaveman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
huge cat is trying to ignore her instincts
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 3h
The internet and the smartphone have destroyed the concept of the traditional midlife crisis and replaced it with sports betting addiction and AI psychosis. To this I say: I bet we could get a REAL fucked up American Psycho remake going
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 2h
She jumped the gun!! She didn’t watch the whole thing!!
A tweet from a doofus with an image of JD Vance holding a baby as he emerges from an evil airplane A silhouette of heihachi throwing his son Kazuya off a cliff
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Troy Jackson after Collins takes credit for rural healthcare cuts in big beautiful bill not being as bad as they could've been even though she voted to advance the bill: "Sen. Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 8h
if you find yourself in any spooky hotels this month then don't worry she's a professional
a cat ghost in a jumpsuit and holding a scanner in a spooky hotel, asking the viewer "Never seen a ghost, buster?"
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🔚🔜 @voidstar.bsky.social · 4h
Boots AND cats? In this economy?
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𝔇𝔬𝔳𝔫𝔢 @dovne.bsky.social · 22h
#jax
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 6h
i locked the hemostats onto the two needles i'd inserted one-handed. every degree i cranked the instrument was felt in the scream that came out. [CW: needles, blood]
bloody needles being gripped by hemostats
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 4h
venture bros has, as a series, way less runtime
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 05/10/2026
How do you out-think a god who eats your very thoughts? The Bloody Disgusting Podcast Network, Bloody FM, is heading into the Backrooms with Kevin Cooley's new horror fiction podcast BACKROOMS: SILVERFISH. Backrooms: Silverfish launches October 13.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 14h
see i just can't fuck with this. why use an ak symbol when every true mangionist knows he relied on a suppressed 3d printed firearm, the strong right arm of the right wing libertarian internet weirdo
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 4h
I think a lot of people who think this way probably feel guilty about an encounter where they were bad with consent. And I don't say this to imply we should assume everyone talking like this is a rapist, but that we should probably talk about how widspread it is to be bad with consent
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onion person @junlper.beer · 7h
i think the coolest part about the final page of the mr beast book is how clear it is that they have zero respect for themselves or their readers
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11h
"But landlords would lose money" I don't care. "But vax-hesitant people would feel discriminated against" I don't care. "But jilted Trump voters would feel unwelcome" I don't care. "But people who like ai would be mad" I don't care. "But that's not fair to the rich" I don't care.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
The state failed to kill her, critically injured her, and still cannot bring itself to unshackle her. At what point does the barbarism of the retributive punishment outweigh the barbarism of the initial crime? Sorry, rhetorical question. Abolish the death penalty.
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Ember! @grandiose252.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
big toony roos arent allowed to get off, its in the rules sorry more really good louie from @repulsionhex.art....
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14h
Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...
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AI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third Circuit
Using someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found.
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Warl @warlgranada.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
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Prudence AnaGRIM @pruplace.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
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Prudence AnaGRIM @pruplace.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
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Prudence AnaGRIM @pruplace.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
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Apricot!💕 @ataripanther.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another discord suggestion, Plum becomes my other oc, Alcea! Did you know? Plum is afraid of big creatures with hooves, poor thing!
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𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐦 🔞 @krimhue.bsky.social · 7h
She will be bread
Muffin that turns you to a sentient pastry creature
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 6h
it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.
The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 6h
besides the self insert porn?
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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