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Alexander Basek

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Shoe cat. I’ve been to Prague.

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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In England the tush push is called the bum rush
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Anthony Bourdain sits across from Doug in a bustling izakaya. Large, frosty mugs of beer are in front of each of them.] TB: So I understand the thing to get here is the liberty biberty. D: Oh yes. We judge a spot on their biberty. Especially when they run in May. That’s soft shell season.
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Anthony Bourdain sits across from Doug in a bustling izakaya. Large, frosty mugs of beer are in front of each of them.] TB: So I understand the thing to get here is the liberty biberty. D: Oh yes. We judge a spot on their biberty. Especially when they run in May. That’s soft shell season.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At Marist College Computer Camp (1993 I think) I made a multiple choice game in Pascal. It was called “Adventures of a Demented Cow” and I spent a lot of time programming it to play the Peter Gunn theme on the title screen.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 15/11/2024
Verlander. Je verlande, tu verlandes, il verlande, nous verlandons, vous verlandez, ils verlandent
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Grierson & Leitch @griersonleitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To celebrate our 500th episode, we each picked the 10 best films to come out since the podcast began. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4jpI... We couldn't have gotten to this milestone without you. Thanks for listening. Here's to another 500!
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Evan Rail @evanrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Learn Czech, they said. It’s easy, they said.
A shopping bag from a grocery store with all-caps printed text that says “Chřpch skřtkř! Tak zní jen čerstvé pečivo od nejlepších pekařů,” or, roughly, “Crunch crackle! That’s the sound of fresh baked goods from the best bakers.”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
man hell yes. had dinner. and you know where that puts me....one step closer to bedtime
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Everyone who’s listened to ‘Life’s Been Good’ knows Joe Walsh has got an office with gold records on the wall. The question this Hulu series will answer is: the what else was happening in Joe Walsh’s office at that time? Dominic Sessa is already attached.”
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wrote this about my 9/11 experiences six years ago now. I have so many pictures from after the first plane hit but before the second one did. I remember thinking, “What else could happen?” alexanderbasek.substack.com/p/tuesday-mo...
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Tuesday Morning Coming Down
Remembering.
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had one of the worst meals of my decade in Portland last night. New spot from a Top Chef alum. Gummy crudo, a crab cake with an interior reminiscent of friskies, thimblefuls of sauce accompanying the steaks for $4 a pop. Oh, and a truly heinous mussel toast that looked like it was covered in puke.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What’s in the Daily News? I’ll tell you what’s in the Daily News:
CNN: “The US wants to manage the stalemate in the Strait of Hormuz.”
That’s what’s in the Daily News.
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Ra's Al Ghoul @uwes98.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
some of the greats are still with us
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'Golden' from Kpop Demon Hunters | Kelly Clarkson Kellyoke Cover
YouTube video by The Kelly Clarkson Show
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ages ago I wrote about a big cat sanctuary outside of Eureka Springs. As the head of the facility gave me a tour she mentioned that if a tiger did that I should start backing up: they can pee a distance of eight feet.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s a tie between D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths and Bill Watterson’s Something Under the Bed is Drooling
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t find Jacob Elordi believable in a post-apocalyptic context. Too tall. He’d be picked off on Day One from 1,000 yards.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m an app consultant. my job is finding apps that have had search bars at the top for years and then moving them to the bottom, or vice versa. i have been shot 155 times across eight ted talks
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and they say that literary criticism is dead
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The worst song on Great Escape
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Kyle Schwarber has been out at least twice this season with stomach flu. I’d like to think it’s either his kids bringing home something from daycare (relatable) or from eating a disgusting sandwich (also relatable)
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
As a child, I never understood why Garfield slept in those weird positions. Now that I’m in middle age like Garfield, I totally get it.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
MY MAN
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Joey Votto: 7,000 words about what Bryce Harper is looking for on the next pitch John Kruk: "Have you ever eaten funnel cake out of a shoe?"
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rewatching The X-Files. Can't believe that I was watching this as a 9 year old. Not because of the monsters, but because I just don't think that a child should know of the bureaucratic frustrations that occur whenever multiple government departments have to work alongside one another.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(it’s “Cobra de Rendición” btw)
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/07/2026
denim = ‘de Nîmes’ because they were made in the French city of Nĭmes jeans = ‘Genoa’ because they were worn by the Genoese navy khakis = Hindi word for “dust-colored, brown” JNCO = “Judge None Choose One"
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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
wrote about and photog'd the fencing nationals, which were in portland this year: www.portlandmercury.com/sports/en-ga...
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En Garde: Fencing Competitors from Around the Country Descend on Portland - Portland Mercury
If you were strolling near the Oregon Convention Center around the first week of July, you may have seen people clad in athletic gear walking around with a very tall, narrow bags. Their hoodies were e...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
this is probably the most important thing i have ever made
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Hello Baby
YouTube video by Rory Blank
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Argentines with the worst haircuts of the teams in the semis
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Google query,
• explain mr bungle to my boyfriend, with the suggested searches,
how to talk to boyfriend about mr
bungle,
mr bungle safe for boyfriends, do boyfriends know about mr bungle,
mr bungle bf dangers, mr bungle startled my man,
mr bungle wrecked my romance,
me bingle bf tricks,
bungle boy hazard.
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Michael Schulman @michaelschulman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Big Night" (1996): a perfect movie. That omelette! Was there ever such an omelette!
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’d say this place is the model for the restaurants that came after
Sign for Ur restaurant
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Alexander Basek @alexanderbasek.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’d say this place is the model for the restaurants that came after
Sign for Ur restaurant
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Other Music closed 10 years ago today - I miss it so much!
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That’s just Ed Norton?
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you should stand for things and not just in between things imo
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com · 15/06/2026
[whispering to date]
That’s Chappie
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RUNNING LIST HAPPY FOR Spike Brunson OG KAT Bridges Starks Ewing All lifelong fans Tracy Morgan Larry David Timmy C Breen NOT HAPPY FOR Dolan
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A couple stopped and hit their blinker when they saw me just starting to unload all of my shit into my car at Costco and I told them if they waited there the whole time I would go back inside
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