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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 6h

i guess I'm "mysterious sprains" years old now smdh

Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

every couple of days someone posts a screenshot and breathlessly declares that they found an actual good post on threads! and it's always the dullest shit you ever did see

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i brought an iced coffee to my last job interview. the interviewer tried to one up me by cracking open a beer. i wiped the smug look off his face when I pulled out a glass pipe

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is roller derby still a thing? If so, I thought of a pretty good roller derby name: Carly Rage Epsen. You can use that if you want. Okay, well, good night!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is roller derby still a thing? If so, I thought of a pretty good roller derby name: Carly Rage Epsen. You can use that if you want. Okay, well, good night!

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Increasingly convinced there's a coordinated astroturfing campaign centered around florida theme parks doing halloween events. Two years ago I had never heard of any of this shit, now I keep seeing outlets and individual reporters talking about it like it's a huge deal

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.

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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We found this insanely pretty bug outside on the sidewalk and relocated it to a tree so it didn’t get stepped on

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

hell yeah, can't really imagine where this one's gonna go but I'm there for it

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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026

the RE movie protag is a certified goofball

Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake

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Victory Hole Dweller @ailwhin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

he is just so fucken cute.

cooper, resting on literally all of my blankets and 2 of my pillows

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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Under The Clay (ClayFighter 2: Judgment Clay, SNES, Interplay Entertainment, 1995)

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xii @volty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it is actually a crime against humanity that this wasn't the biggest song ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tecc...

youtube.com

Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me

YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Kākāpō numbers pass 300 for the first time in 75 years. New Zealand’s flightless, nocturnal parrot now totals 325 birds, after a record 90 chicks fledged this season, built on the Department of Conservation’s recovery programme, which started with just 51 birds in 1995. DOC buff.ly/7YIOBd9

doc.govt.nz

Kākāpō population reaches new milestone

The official population of the critically endangered kākāpō has reached a recovery-era high of 325 birds.

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

some of the straightest men i know like this guy because of his expert proficiency in a range of ancient weaponry. and some of the gayest men i know like this guy because he is hot

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Frame #16650 from S01 -E14 - Potato-627700

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sniper Elite: Turning Point is my favorite game

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

last night i did something very very silly here’s a portion of the Milky Way (cygnus region) as captured by a camera design that dates to the beginning of the last century 🔭 📷 intrepid 4x5 🎞️ kodak t-max 400 (pushed to 800 in development)

large format camera with significant bellows extension on equatorial telescope mount

me sitting with laptop on doing setup at telescope mount (Photo credit my gf)

full
Scan of Cygnus region in black and white

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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

REBECCA BLACK TOTAL VINDICATION

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just got out of this, it was sikk as hell

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

lol this is about as accurate as these quizzes ever get for me and it still doesn't really narrow it down much more than "west of the rockies"

dialect map with Washington, Oregon, California, and Nevada all solid red (most like) and Utah, Arizona, and Idaho partially red

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I probably shouldn't fly down to LA and empty out my savings this weekend, right?

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

These days the main act of self care I afford myself is watching the Scouse Pinhead clip fifty or sixty times a day.

youtube.com

Hellraiser in a Liverpool Accent Is an Entirely Different Movie

YouTube video by YMH Studios

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh Noel's DEFINITELY getting it wet tonight! Well, probably. This is Noel we're talking about.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

OHHH this is some mormon bullshit, isn't it. that makes sense actually

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Minerva: "Oh! You're pretty tall, aren't you?"

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

well that doesn't really seem like a good idea. I'm mixed on Boyle as a director, but even at his best he doesn't seem like a great fit. but aside from that, i just don't think it's a movie that needs a remake. ANOTHER remake, in fact.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Of all the enormous games coming out in the next few months, there are actually only two, Silent Hill: Townfall and Control: Resonant, that I really want to play as soon as possible. So of course they come out within 24 hours of one another.

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Aohelll @aohelll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I peaked with this goodwill find. My thrifting days are done I’ll never find anything better.

Heather mason in silent hill oil painting

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i wish the stupid state would hurry up and pay me i want to finally find out why Solid Snake is so old

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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

TV On The Radio should be more famous than they are. youtu.be/MxawVMQ02dc?...

youtu.be

TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me ( Live on Letterman ) HD & in sync

YouTube video by Carlos Cuevas

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Jokes on him, I already own all of our neighboring galaxies and he's gonna have to make a PRETTY generous offer before I'll consider selling one. I don't come to the table for less than 13 figures. That said, if he'd like to LEASE a galaxy, my terms are reasonable! Let's say $3b/month?? Call me!

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

dolly parton died of big natural causes

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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

when I was ten one of my favorite albums was a tape of novelty songs performed by the dinosaurs from the tv show Dinosaurs. i don't remember it that well, but I'm confident it was better than the song in the punchline here

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It's a true, albeit petty, joy to wake up and find everyone online dunking on someone you have long thought was kind of an idiot. It is strange how often it happens with people who were big webcomics guys in the 00s. idk maybe not THAT strange

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Cat with tie: I hope I can claim my inheritance

Factory: haunted house

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Opinions are like assholes: you're great in mine!

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I think if this actually happens, a bunch of sad millennials are gonna be reminded that "Hit & Run is good..." was always the first half of a sentence that ended with "...by Simpsons game standards."

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting worked up about Hill House again. Mike Flanagan belongs in jail

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

anybody want some free mink? i know a spot

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