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Just a lil guy goin around Don't mind me

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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 08/09/2026
i'm gonna go get that mean old man ganondorf
image of one of the Campbell's Kids, cherubic and blushing, elashes popping, holding the Master Sword with ill intent
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 19/08/2026
unrelated note, did you see statcast's new 1B receiving stats and visualizer? The Pirates are dead last in OAA since the data has been collated lol I wonder why:
3d visualization of Will Craig receiving a throw while the runner is still 30 feet down the baseline and actively stopping. Surely this was an out
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/08/2026
Chris Pratt IS Bluey, coming 2027
Disgusting image of Bluey and Bingo rendered in three-dimensional computer graphics, from the teaser for the upcoming Bluey movie
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/08/2026
Jumpscared by the Was (Not Was) discography
Three consecutive albums titled "What Up, Dog?", "Are You Okay?", and then "Boo!"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 11/08/2026
my picks
image of my four picks from the Criterion Closet: Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/08/2026
I dare you to find somebody with a worse shape than this
the same bluesky palm reader thing, but describing me as "the tide"
it describes my posting as metronomic, which is a total joke. Apparently my lexicon is "very sprawling" but my polish is "middling"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/07/2026
took a trip up 4 years ago to finally make my 1st ever trip to PNC (moved to FL in 98) and see Oneil play. my reward was him benched against a righty and us getting 2 hits in an 8-1 loss. I got to see half of Jason Delay's career homers that night. But at least I got this wretched Pirates xmas shirt
terrible green pittsburgh pirates t-shirt meant to very poorly emulate a christmas sweater pattern
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/07/2026
well i spent too long making this and now it's all gone to piss
photoshop of denethor making a world cup substitution, bringing boromir in
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 07/07/2026
argentinian bugs bunny sharing "Michael's Secret Stuff" during the hydration break
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/06/2026
Then the Prophet ( PBUH ) came to me in a dream
The holy image of Jim Davis, third eye wide
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/06/2026
audience members at a Gallagher performance cower or shield themselves from the disgusting debris that will be rocketing towards them from the sledge-o-matic
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 09/06/2026
Screenshot of Link sleeping in the Ocarina of Time remake, but with the nVidia Geforce 3 logo and "'SLEEPY ELF' DEMO" overlaid, because the art direction is trash-to-nonexistent and resembles juiceless tech demos of y2k era PC gaming
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/05/2026
tobias funke saying "but it might work for us"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 13/05/2026
a man in an instructional illustration is rapidly sinking in flowing grain. he asks jesus christ to forgive his sins. nothing happens and he is enveloped by the grain and dies terribly.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
kirk cameron's birthday. a couple footlongs from subway on the table. empty chairs abound. the vibes are equal parts jonestown and the end of blair witch
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 06/02/2026
Ben Roethlisberger is in the Epstein files
screenshot of a jeffrey epstein email listing a bunch of fragmented phrases, including the highlighted phrase "dick grey"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/12/2025
Scrabble tiles spelling out "not the bees"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 19/12/2025
Dark souls screenshot reading "polyps removed"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 15/12/2025
just keep bending forward sean
picture of a guy who has nearly bent forward enough to drink from the far side of the glass
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 09/12/2025
Poster for Wake Up, Dead Man
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 01/12/2025
so did the AI startup founders
the immensely embarrassing AI cybersex bot attached to Grok
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 30/11/2025
Charles Barkley: I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 05/11/2025
an image of the exterior of the whitehouse, with a tasteful golden decal declaring that it is Wine O'Clock
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 28/10/2025
why do computer users have to put up with the misery of everyone formatting things for mobile? can we all agree that this is the absolute worst way to consume baseball highlights? @mlb.com what on earth is wrong with you that this is how you represent your product
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/10/2025
Finally, a game with ergonomically correct ladder technique
a rendering of 
step 1: a man gripping a ladder.
step 2: he places his feet through the ladder, assuming a seated position in the air
step 3: he has descended instantly into the sewer below
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/10/2025
screenshot of the ALF subreddit. post entitled "Iconic ALF photo" shows a photo of ALF. Commenter "teamalf" responds: "The old Alfer"
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 04/10/2025
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 03/09/2025
this is why you'll never be one of the greats
screenshot of then-20-year-old travis kelce tweeting six times about his admiration of "Electric Feel" over a span of 3 months
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/09/2025
This is "Guys I hung an unreasonable amount of delusional hope and/or excitement on during my 20s, with almost precisely zero to show for it"
Hypothetical 2005 Cy Young winner Oliver Perez. Perennial 50 HR guy Brad "Big Country" Eldred. Prototypical leadoff speed demon Chris Duffy. Switch hitting power catcher Ryan Doumit. ~1.50 ERA rookie command master Zach Duke. Cool story great glove Gift Ngoepe. Just an all-around great baseball player Steve Pearce. One of the dream outfield of the future, Jose Tabata. Pitching staff anchor Brad Lincoln.
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/09/2025
is it tammy?
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/08/2025
checking my old list. I did get new shoes
screenshot of my predictions for 2025, reading: everything gets better, people are nice, internet goes offline, elon musk and donald trump die in cybertruck fire, and i get new shoes
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 22/08/2025
please just let me sign in to websites with passwords. no i don't want to set up fingerprints. no i don't want to give you my face. no i don't want you to message my phone to unlock an authenticator app to get a passkey to unlock a captcha to prove that i want to sign in and buy a sandwich. please
meme drawing of a dessicated, withered man, resigned to the horrors of Internet
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 02/06/2025
Solidarity
It's me, holding my Casio VL-TONE
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 29/04/2025
depressing to have Photoshop Phridays I did in 2002 still occupying my brain, but that's how I've spent my life, I guess. anyway,
a photoshop i did of kirk, spock, and mccoy jamming out on guitars and drums, printed on a commemorative plate. i did the photoshop just shy of 23 years ago and have wasted my time on this precious orb
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/04/2025
curses
"adobe flash player is no longer supported," denying me the ability to demonstrate my prowess in the Sports Trivia Challenge
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 23/04/2025
stunning developments out of the vatican today
yellow smoke pours from the stack at the vatican. Jeb! is the pope now
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 22/04/2025
I had to hold it up so the the contents would not spill out
The bottom of my real cup
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 22/04/2025
Eager to be cup verified
I'm holding a real cup
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 18/04/2025
This feels very right:
A screenshot showing that "prospering.com" cannot be reached
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 04/04/2025
Cameron from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," lost in thought standing before the Florida Tableau and wearing a Martin St. Louis sweater
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 04/04/2025
"Chanel Tapper holds Guinness World Records title with her 3.8in tongue that is longer than a lightbulb. Not one of the tiny lightbulbs, like at Christmas. One of the normal ones - you know the kind."
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/03/2025
Doing bracket research
Me at the Larch Mountain Trail
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 17/03/2025
who ya got #larchmadness
a bracket for a fictitious "Larch Madness" tournament, mostly filled with species of larch tree, but also including an actor, a mountain, and a semantic classification language family
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 10/03/2025
The Microsoft Windows Experience
A fake (FOR NOW) screenshot of Microsoft Windows with an obtrusive popup, bullying the user into subscribing to OneDrive
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 25/02/2025
i know a young Arthur C Korn when I see him
Arthur C Korn, former board member for the Yorba Linda Water District. deposed by the coward Michael J Beverage
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 24/02/2025
the world is shitty and bad but at least video games are still pretty fun
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 20/02/2025
oh i'm streaming tomorrow twitch.tv/albrot
an informational image with a very good picture of my face. it says that i'm celebrating 400 followers, 3 years as an affiliate, and turning 41 with a fun stream on twitch. It says that you can win some prizes and that maybe I've made a new song. The stream is at 11 AM eastern on Friday, Feburary 21st, at twitch.tv/albrot
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 12/02/2025
The instructions from The Substance, photoshopped to remind you that Red Bull does not give you real wings
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 12/01/2025
I'm thrilled to announce that it is finally done: I can safely say that I am the first person in history to survive 15,000 years in The Oregon Trail, AND, with the incredible technical assistance of @moralrecordings.bsky.social , the first to successfully arrive in Oregon after doing so.
The end screen of The Oregon Trail computer game, showing that the party has arrived in the year 16,848 AD, or 15,000 years after departing Missouri
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 17/12/2024
" oops "
Yet another portrait of Albrot smattered with text. The text indicates that his upcoming stream has moved forward a day, to Thursday the 19th. Sorry about that.
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